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I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO CONGRATULATE ON FINDING THE WAY TO THE MOON,ALOT OF PEOPLE GET LOST STRAIGHT AWAY WHENTHEY LEAVE THEIR COUNTRY ,AND THERES LOADS WHO GET LOAST WHEN THEY LEAVE THEIR HOUSE
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I KNOW YOU KILLED ALOT OF INJUNS AND TOOK THEIR LAND,BUT IF SOMEONE TRIED TO SHOOT ME WITH A BOW AND ARROW,I WOULD TRY AND KILL THEM FIRST ,ESPECIALLY IF THEY WERE A GOOD SHOT
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IF IT WASNT FOR AMERICA THEREWOULD BE NO COCA COLA
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I LIKE YOUR MARCHING BANDS ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY PLAY WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHINGIN
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I ALSO LIKE YOUR NEW YORK YELLOW TAXIS ,DID THE OWNER GET A CHEAP DEAL ON YELLOW PAINT
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I WOULD LIKE TO GO TO HOLYWOOD AND BE CAST AS A DOWN AND OUT WHOS LOST ALL HIS MONEY GAMBLING ,I WOULDNT HAVE TO PRACTICE ACTING FOR THAT ROLE
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I COULDENT LAY DOWN ON ONE OF THEM CASTING COUCHES THOUGH AS I WOULDNT BE ABLE TO GET BACK UP WITH MY LUMBAGO AND ARITHIC KNEE
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IM NOT LIKE CHERYL COLE YOU CAN UNDERSTAND HOW I TALK ,EVER SINCE I STOPPED DRINKING PEOPLE TELL ME ,THEY CAN EASILY TELL WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT ,BUT THERE ARE SOME WHO DONT KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT ,BUT IM WORKING ON THAT
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I WOULD EVEN NEED TO CHANGE MY NAME ,ITS DO WAH DIDDY
DO WAH DIDDY MEETS FRANKENSTEIN DO WAH DIDDY AND THE RACETRACK OF DOOM DO WAH DIDDY ADDOPTS E T DO WAH DIDDY GREAT GREAT GRANDSON OF SPARTICUS I CAN SEE THE HEADLINES NOW |
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DO WAH DIDDY IS THE 4TH MUSCATEER
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DO WAH DIDDY TAMES JAWS
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I LOST MY SHIRT TO A BOOKMAKER
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A D I C K BIGGER THAN MOBEY D I C K (A COMEDY)
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PS STARRING THE BIG D I C K HIMSELF DO WAH DIDDY
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ROUND THE PUBS IN 80 DAYS
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A MAN WITH NO NAME MEETS DO WAH DIDDY WITH NO MONEY
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CABARET 2 CARRYOKEE WITH DIDDY
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HONEY I LOST THE WEEKS HOUSE KEEPING MONEY
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HARRY POTTER AND THE BOOKMAKERS CURSE
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SILENCE OF THE SKINT GAMBLER
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I LIKE AMERICANS THEIR ODD LIKE ME ONLY THEIR SERIOUS
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I LIKE THIS PRESEEDENT OBANNANA HES NICE ,HES NOT GOT A CLUE WHAT HES TALKING ABOUT BUT HES SUCH A LOVERLY MAN
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THAT ELVIS PRESSLEY WAS GREAT SINGING ,BUT HE WOULDNT HAVE GOT A PART IN CROSS ROADS HIS ACTING WAS THAT BAD
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YOU MADE ALOT OF PEOPLE VERY HAPPY WHEN YOU BUILT THAT EMPIRE STATE BUILDING ,IT MADE SUICIDE ALOT EASIER
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DONT LISTEN TO THE REST OF THE WORLD,YOUVE HAD SOME GREAT SPORTS PEOPLE FROM AMERICA ,NOT EVERY AMERICAN IS FAT AND OBESE
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IVE AN IDEA I KNOW WHO KILLED KENNERDY ,I SAW THE FILM AND THERES A MAN NEAR A CAFE WHO LOOKS LIKE HES UP TO NO GOOD
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I THINK YOU SHOULD MAKE FRIENDS WITH THEM CUBANS,WE ENGLISH DONT LIKE THEM WELSH BUT WE PUT UP WITH THEM
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I THINK YOU SHOULD MAKE FRIENDS WITH THEM CUBANS,WE ENGLISH DONT LIKE THEM WELSH BUT WE PUT UP WITH THEM
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YOU DONT LIKE THE MEXICANS AS WELL ,THEY ONLY WANT TO LIVE IN AMERICA SO THEY CAN EASILY GET A KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN MEAL WHEN THEIR WIFES LEAVE THEM ,
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YOU DONT LIKE THE RUSSIANS AS WELL AND THEY LIVE A LONG WAY FROM YOU ,
YOU WANT TO TRY LIVEING NEXT DOOR TO NEIGHBOURS LIKE IVE GOT ON MY COUNCIL ESTATE ,THEY MIGHT NOT HAVE NUCLEAR ARSENALS BUT THEY CAUSE MAYAM |
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IVE PUT SANCTIONS ON THEM ,BUT THEY STILL USE MY WEELIE BIN FOR THEIR RUBBISH WHEN THWEIR BIN IS FULL OF BEER CANS
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DO THEY STILL KEEP STATISTICS ON THE NUMBER OF SETTERLERS SCALPED BY INJUNS IN AMERICA
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IS BUDDY HOLLIES OPTICANS STILL GOING STRONG
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OR HAS SPEC SAVERS TOOK ALL THE BUISNESS
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IS THE LITTLE OLD SHACK WHERE DOLLY PARTON WAS BORN STILL STANDING ,AND HIS HER SISTERS STILL WALKING ABOUT IN BARE FEET
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I BELIEVE THE CRIME RATE IS VERY HIGH IN SOME AREAS ,BUT IT CANT BE THAT BAD ,IVE NEVER HERD OF ANYONE TRYING TO PINCH THAT STATUTE OF LIBERTY ,OR ANYONE PAINTING THE WHITE HOUSE WITH GRAFEETEA
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I BELIEVE YOU HAVE ALOT OF PLASTIC SURGERY OVER THERE ,I WOULDNT LET ANYONE TOUCH MY FACE ,UNLESS I WAS A BAD BOXER
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I WOULDNT GO IN A DOCTORS AND SAY MAKE ME LOOK LIKE DOLLY PARTON ,MY MAM WOULDNT LIKE WHAT THE NEIGBOURS MIGHT SAY
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