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baseball is dull only to dull minds
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FENWAY THAT LINE YOU WROTE is very poignent ,IS IT FROM A CONVERSATION BETWEEN MISTER TIGGER AND WINNEE THE POO
AS I KNOW IVE RED IT SOMEWGERE,WAS IT WHEN WINNIE COULDNT GET OUT OF HIS HOME ,BECAUSE HED EATEN TOO MUCH HONEY AND HE WAS TOO FAT |
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I used to read Winnie the Pooh when I was young
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WHO SAID IT WAS DULL,I USED TO LIKE WATCHING THE GIRLS PLAY WITH THEIR BLOUSES TUCKED INSIDE THEIR NICKERS
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Didn't we all, Do wah? Shame they couldn't hit the ball, but never mind.
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FENWAY ,DONT BE BOTHERED WHAT THE GROWN UPS SAY ,IF YOU WANT TO READ THEM BOOKS YOU READ THEM ,
YOU DONT NEED TO ACT UP TO THEM ,AND PRETEND YOU LIKE STEPHEN KING BOOKS OR BOOKS LIKE HOW TO BUILD A SHELF IN THREE HOURS , YOU READ WHAT YOU LIKE |
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FENWAY YOU CAN TALK TO ME ANY TIME ,YOUR SAFE WITH ME ,IM ONLY LIKE A CHILD ,BUT IF YOU TALK ON MY THREADS PLEASE MAKE IT EASY TO UNDERSTAND FOR ME PLEASE
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A fine sentiment, I enjoyed the Harry Potter books as well. and Enid Blyton.
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I THINK YOU MIGHT GET ALOT OF NEW FRIENDS ON HERE NOW YOUVE COME OUT ,AND TOLD EVERYONE HOW YOU LIKE CHILDRENS BOOKS,SOME MIGHT WANT TO SWAP THEM WITH YOU ,BUT SOME WILL WANT TO STAY WELL CLEAR OF YOU ,IVE GOT TO GO NOW BUTTY HAPPY READING AND BUY BUY
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Bye bye Do wah Diddy
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BUY BUY AND THANK YOU ,YOUVE BEEN NICE TO TALK TO BYE
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A delightful thread..a joy
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SOFEE YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE ME HAPPY
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WHEN I HAD MONEY AND WENT TO FLORIDA ,I SANG RHINESTONE COWBOY ON THE CARRYOKEE,A TEXAN MAN CAME UP TO ME ,ANS SAID THAT WAS GREAT ,I WISH THEY COULD HEAR YOU IN TEXAS ,I TOLD HIM I WOULD ASK THE D J TO TURN THE SOUND UP NEXT TIME I SUNG IT
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EVERY TIME YOU SANG A SONG THEY GAVE YOU A FREE RECORDING OF IT ON TAPE,I HAD ENOUGTH TAPES TO MAKE 10 ALBUMS AT THE END OF THE HOLIDAY
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PEOPLE WERE VERY WELL MANERED THEY ONLY CAME TO SEE ME ONCE ,TO GIVE EVERYONE ELSE A CHANCE TO SEE ME
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THE HIGH LIGHT OF MY CARRY OKEE SINGING THERE ,WAS WHEN THE MISSOUREE OVER 70S DEAF SOCIETY ALL GOT UP DANCEING TO MY VERSION OF THE LORDS PRAYER
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ONE LADY SAID I REMINDED HER OF THE MAN WHO PUT HIS HEAD IN THE LIONS MOUTH AT THE STATE FAIR IN 1947
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I SAID DID HE SING ,SHE SAID NO HE SCREAMED WHEN THE LION SHUT HIS MOUTH
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THE OLD LADY WAS VERY NICE ,ESPECIALLY WHEN I SAW HER FACE WHEN SHE PUT HER WIG ON THE RIGHT WAY ROUND
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I SAID IS THAT YOUR HUSBAND WHO YOU WERE DANCEING WITH ,SHE SAID IM SORRY I DONT KNOW WHO I CAME WITH
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SHE SAID WILL YOU HAVE THE LAST WALTZ WITH ME ,I SAID WHY DO YOU THINK YOUR HEART WILL PACK UP
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SHE DANCED TILL 4 IN THE MORNING ,IT WAS A SHAME WHEN THEY TURNED THE MUSIC OFF AT 12
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I SAW HER THE FOLLOWING MORNING I SAID DID YOU HAVE A GOOD NIGHTS SLEEP ,SHE SAID YES UNTILL MY HUSBAND WEED THE BED
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SHE SAID I THOUGHT I WAS ON A CRUISE ,AND I HAD FELL OVERBOARD
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I SAID IS HE IN CONTINENT ,SHE SAID HE DOESNT KNOW WHERE HE IS WHEN HES BEEN DRINKING
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SHE SAID HES GOT LOADS OF MONEY ,I SAID DID YOU MARRY HIM FOR HIS MONEY ,SHE SAID NO ,I BOUGHT HIM THE PIGGY BANK ,HE SAVES DIMES IN IT AND ITS NEARLY HALF FULL
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I SAID TO HER ITS BEEN NICE MEETING YOU ,I HOPE YOU LIVE HAPEELEE EVER AFTER ,SHE SAID SOON AS HE DIES I WILL
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EXCUSE ME AMERICA DO YOU OWN THE MOON ,NOW THAT YOUVE STUCK A FLAG ON IT
I ONLY WANT TO KNOW IF ANY OF MY FRIENDS ARE GOING TO JUPITER FOR AN HOLIDAY ,I WANT THEM TO STICK A FLAG ON IT FOR ME |
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IM GLAD YOUR LEARNING AMERICA ,YOU WONT HAVE TO CHASE ANY INDIANS OFF THERE IF YOU WANT TO LIVE THERE
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YOU WONT EVEN HAVE TO KILL ANY MOONICANS IF YOU FIND OIL THERE
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YOU CAN HAVE A PRISON THERE BETTER THAN ALCATRAZ ,NO WILL WILL ESCAPE BUT A FEW MIGHT FLOAT OFF TO ANOTHER PLANET
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EXCUSE ME AMERICA BUT WERE THEM ASTRONAUGHTS DISSAPOINTED ,WHEN THERE WAS NO ONE TO GREET THEM WHEN THEY LANDED ON THE MOON ,I BET UNDER THEIR SPACE HELMET THEY SECRETLY THOUGHT THERE MIGHT BE A CHANCE OF JUST AN ODD SPACE PERSON JUST WALKING ABOUT
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IM SURE THE PEOPLE IN CHARGE OF THE MOON EXPEDITION TOLD THE ASTRONAUGHTS TO KEEP LOOKING HAPPY NO MATTER WHAT WAS THERE
IF ID OF TOOK MY FAMILY TO THE MOON OR ANY OF MY FRIENDS THERE ,AND THEY HAD A LONG DANGEROUS JOURNEY AND ALL THEY SAW WAS A LOAD OF DUST THEY WOULD MOAN ALL THE WAY BACK ON THEIR JOURNEY |
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AND IF I GAVE MY MAM A PIECE OF MOON ROCK ,SHE WOULD HIT ME OVER THE HEAD WITH IT
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IF I SAID THERE WAS NOTHING ELSE TO BRING YOU BACK ,SHE WOULD HAVE SAID YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST GOT ME SOMETHING FROM THE AIR PORT TERMINAL
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ITS ONLY PEOPLE LIKE THEM AND THEM THAT CLIMB EVEREST WHO GO TO PLACES LIKE THE MOON ,BECAUSE THEY CANT SIT DOWN IN A CHAIR AND ENJOY CORONATION STREET ,THEY CANT SIT STILL ,IM BEGINNING TO THINK LIKE MY MAM ,I TOO THINK THEY MIGHT HAVE WORMS
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WHOD WANT TO CLIMB EVEREST OR GO TO THE MOON ,UNLESS THERE WAS SOMETHING UP WITH THEM
UNLESS THEVE NEVER BEEN ON A PROPER HOLIDAY |
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MAY BE THEY DONT WANT TO SWIM WITH THE DOLPHINS BECAUSE THERE SCARED OF THE WATER AND CANT SWIM
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MAYBE THERE SCARED OF LYING ON THE BEACH AND GETTING SUN BURNT
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