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I WANT TO SEE THAT MILITARY INSTALATION WHERE THE ALIEN SPACE ROCKET CAME DOWN,I WANT TO SEE THE RECORDS AND SEE IF IM RELATED TO ANY OF THE ALIENS
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I WANT TO SAIL DOWN THE MISSISSIPPI,AND SING OLD MAN RIVER ON THE CARRYOKEE IN THE PADDLE BOAT SALOON
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I WANT TO WALK DOWN MAIN STREET IN DODGE CITY ,WITH A COW BOY SUIT ON ,AND SHOUT ,FRED DONEE IM COMING TO GET YOU ,YOU TOOK ALL MY MONEY
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I WANT TO GO TO THE TOP OF THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING ,AND SHOUT CANY ANYBODY HEAR ME AT THE BOTTOM
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I WANT TO GO TO DEATH ROW IN ONE OF THEM HIGH SECUTITY PRISONS AND ASK THE INMATES ARE THEY LOOKING FORWARD TO CHRISTMAS ,
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I WOULD SAY TO THEM ,YOU MIGHT AS WELL TRY AND ESCAPE ,ITS NO GOOD HOPEING THERES AN ELECTRICAL OUTAGE ,THE AAMERICAN PRISON SERVICE ISNT LIKE BETFAIR
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I WOULD SAY TO THE PRISONERS IF THEY WERE IN A HORRIBLE CELL ,EVEN IF YOU DONT WANT TO ESCAPE ,DIG A TUNELL TO A NICER CELL,
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I WOULD TRY AND CHEER THEM UP ,I WOULD SAY TO THEM ,DONT THINK YOUR LIFE HAS BEEN A WASTE OF TIME ,DONATE YOUR ORGANS TO CHARITY
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I WOULD SAY KNOCK KNOCK
they would say whos there I WOULD SAY THE ELECTRICITY MAN BUT DONT WORRY IVE ONLY COME TO READ THE METER |
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Thread of the year.
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I WANT TO GO TO THE BRONX AND ASK THE MEN THAT STAND ON THE STREET CORNERS HAVE THEY EVER THOUGHT OF GOING TO SEE THE SOUND OF MUSIC AT THE LOCAL CINEMA
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I WANT TO CATCH A STREET CAR IN CALEEFONEIA ,AND SHOUT ALL ABOARD FOR HOLYWOOD
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I WANT TO GO TO YELLOWSTONE PARK ,AND HAVE AGO ON THE SWINGS
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I WANT TO GO TO THE POLICE STATION IN DALLAS ,WHERE PRESIDENT KENNERDY WAS SHOT ,AND ASK THE SHERRIFF IF ANY ONE FOUND A YELLOW UMBRELLA ON THE DAY THAT HE WAS ASSASINATED AND GAVE IT IN
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I WANT TO GO TO THE PENTAGON AND SEE A REAL GENERAL ,AND ASK HIM WHEN THINGS QUITE DOWN,IF HE COULD SEND A FEW TROOPS TO SORT OUR COUNCIL ESTATE OUT
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I WANT TO GO TO THE HARD ROCK CAFE AND ORDER ,A WALKING STICK AND A TOFFEE DUMMY
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I WANT TO GO TO THE TOWN WHERE MICHEAL JACKON LIVED AND ASK HIS NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOURS ,IF HE EVER ASKED THEM IF THEY WANTED A GO ON HIS AMUSEMENT PARK
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I WANT TO GO TO THE UMPRA WINFREY SHOW AND ASK UMPRA HAS SHE ANY PROBLEMS THAT SHE WANTS TO TALK OVER WITH ME ,INSTEAD OF LISTENING TO EVERYONE ELSES
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I WOULD LIKE TO GO TO THE WHITE HOUSE ,AND WRITE ON THE WALL THIS IS A RACEIST HOUSE
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I WOULD LIKE TO GO TO TRUMP HOUSE AND SEE MR TRUMP IN HIS OFFICE ,AND SAY TO HIM ,WHATS IT LIKE BEING A TRUMP
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I WOULD LIKE TO MEET BUZZ ALDRIN IN AMERICA ,AND ASK HIM DID HE LOOK UNDER ROCKS ON THE MOON TO MAKE SURE NOTHING WAS HIDEING FROM HIM
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I WANT TO GO TO CHICAGO AND JOIN THE AL CAPONE APPRECIATION SOCIETY ,AND SIGN THE PETITION FOR HIS PARDON
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WHEN I GET ENOUGH MONEY I WANT TO SWIM WITH THE DOLPHINS IN A MANHATTEN PENTHOUSE BATH
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I WANT TO GO TO A RODEO AND WATCH THE COWS FACES IN THE MILKING COMPETITION
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I WANT TO GO TO THE FRANK SINATRA MUSEUM ,AND SEE HIS WIG
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IM SORRY THIS IS MY LAST POST ON THIS THREAD
IVE JUST HAD AN E MAIL FROM THE F B I , THEVE THREATENED ME WITH THE JOB CENTER BUY BUY AMERICA MISSING YOU ALLREADY HAVE A NICE MAY |
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NOBODY HAS SAID WOW TO ME ,SINCE I WORE MY JOHN TRAVALTA SUIT |
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I KNOW I SAID I WOULDNT POST ANY MORE ON THIS THREAD BUT IM ADDICTED TO MYSELF IM SORRY
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SOMETIMES I THINK MY LIFES BEEN A WASTE OF TIME ,BUT THEN I THINK TO MY SELF WELL AT LEAST IVE ENJOYED WATCHING DONNY OSMOND SINGING PUPPY LOVE ON T V
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I LIKE ALL THE OSMONDS ,I WOULDNT TAKE THEM ON A BUS THOUGH IN SALFORD INCASE ANY ONE SWEARED AND I WOULD FEEL EMBARRASED
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I WOULDNT MIND ALL THE OLD LADIES SHOUTING SING US A SONG DONNY ,BUT I WOULDNT LIKE ANY OF THEM TRYING TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM ON THE BACK SEAT
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THE OSMONDS WOULD HAVE TO BE COUNTED ON THEIR EXIT FROM THE BUS IN CASE ANY OF THE OLD LADIES HAD PUT ANY OF THEM IN THEIR SHOPPING TROLLEYS TO TAKE HOME
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IM GOING TO START MY EXERCISE PROGRAMME TOMORROW ,IM GOING TO START BY OPENING THE CURTAINS AND CLOSEING THEM AT NIGHT ,INSTEAD OF LEAVEING THEM SHUT ALL DAY ,AND IM GOING TO START OPENING AND CLOSEING MY BEDROOM DOOR INSTEAD OF LEAVEING IT OPEN ALL THE TIME ,IF I DONT FEEL TOO TIRED ,IM GOING TO WALK DOWN EVERY STAIR INSTEAD OF TREADING ON EVERY OTHER ONE ,
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MY DOCTOR SAID I NEED TO LOOSE SOME WEIGHT ,I TOLD HIM HED ALLREADY HAD MY TONSILS AND HEMMEROIDS ,AND APPENDIX,AND THE DENTIST HAD A FEW OF MY TEETH
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HE SAID I WAS OVERWEIGHT ,I TOLD HIM I THINK ITS HIS FAULT ,THAT LAST BOX OF SLIMMING PILLS HE GAVE ME WAS A VERY BIG BOX FULL. THEY MUST HAVE WEIGHED ALOT
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HE SAID HED LIKE ME TO JOIN A WEIGHT WATCHERS CLUB ,I SAID YOUR GETTING JUST LIKE MY EX WIFE SHE WANTED ME TO JOIN GAMBLERS ANNONOMOUSE
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