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HE SAID WILL YOU GO IF I COME WITH YOU ,I SAID DOCTOR IF YOU NEED HELP WITH YOUR GAMBLING I CANT GO ,BUT I KNOW A MAN WHO WILL IF YOUR DESPERATE
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HE SAID HE HOPED I WAS NOT IN THE BOOKIES ALL DAY WITH THE RIFF RAFF ,I SAID NO I STAY AT HOME AND BET ON THE COMPUTER
HE SAID YOU WONT LOOSE ANY WIGHT SITTING DOWN ALL DAY ,I TOLD HIM IM NOT I GO DOWN STAIRS WHEN MY MAM CALLS ME FOR MY MEALS |
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HE SAID I HOPE YOU EAT ALOT OF GREENS ,I SAID I DONT KNOWIM COLOUR BLIND
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HE SAID MAKE ANOTHER APPOINTMENT FOR A FORTNIGHT LATER ,I SAID BYE ILL SEE YOU IN A FORTNIGHT ,HE SAID YOU WONT IM GETTING OUT OF THIS JOB
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wtf is this thread all about
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HARRY YOUR LIKE MY EX WIFE YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ME ,YOU CAN BE LIKE HER IF YOU WANT TO ,AND I WONT TAKE IT PERSONAL IF YOU DONT WANT TO SEE ME AGAIN ,BUT PLEASE DONT PULL SAD FACES LIKE HER OR IT WILLL UPSET ME
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HARRY HOWS LIFE AT THE PALACE ,AND DO YOU EAT YOUR CORNFLAKES OUT OF A GOLD DISH
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DID SHE LET YOU PLAY WITH THE ROYAL COACH AND HORSES WHEN YOU WERE SMALL
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DID YOU PRETEND YOU WAS A SERGENT MAJOR AND MARCH INFRONT OF THE COLDSTREAM GUARDS WHEN YOU PLAYED AT THE BACK OF THE PALACE
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DID YOU EVER TIE A BLANKET ROUND YOUR NECK AND SIT ON A CHAIR,AND PRETEND YOU WAS KING OF ENGLAND
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DID YOU EVER PUT MOUSTACHES AND GLASSES ON THE PICTURES IN THE PALACE WITH A FELT TIP PEN
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DOES PRINCE CHARLES EVER THROW CHICKEN LEGS OVER THE BACK OF HIS HEAD WHEN HES EATING LIKE HENRY THE EIGHTH
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HAS THE QUEEN EVER PUT HER HOUSE UP FOR SALE ,AND THOUGHT OF LIVEING IN A BUNGALOW NOW SHES GETTING A BIT OLDER ,
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I BET YOUVE LET ONE OF THEM CANNONS OFF ON BONFIRE NIGHT
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I BET YOUVE LET ONE OF THEM CANNONS OFF ON BONFIRE NIGHT
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HARRY WATCH THEM GIRLS,ALOT OF THEM WILL ONLY BE AFTER YOUR MONEY AND YOUR GRANDMAS OLD HANDBAGS
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IT WAS A SHAME ABOUT THE ROYAL YAUGHT BRITTANIA BEING SCRAPED ,DOES PRINCE PHILLIP HAVE THE STEERING WHEEL IN HIS PLAY ROOM
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 Great stuff Diddy! |
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Thread of the year
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I KNOW IM TO GOOD FOR THIS PLACE ,IF THERE WAS A ROYAL VARIETY PERPORMANCE THREAD ,I SHOULD BE INVITED ON IT ,AND HAVE MY OWN DANCING GIRLS
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SOMETIMES WHEN I TYPE TO MYSELF ,I THINK IS THERE ONLY ME THATS THINKS IM FUNNY ,AND OTHER TIMES I THINK TO MY SELF ,DO I NEED TO GO TO THE TOILET
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SOMETIMES WHEN IM SAT ON THE TOILET ,LOOKING AT THE TOILET ROLL ,I THINK ,HOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN YOUVE GOT A BARGAIN TOILET ROLL ,THEY MAKE THEM THEM IN ALL SIZE WIDTHS AND LENTHS ,AND THICKNESSES ,
THEY DO IT TO CONFUSE YOU ,IF LIFE ISNT HARD ENOUGH WITHOUT WORRYING ,ABOUT THE VALUE OF A TOILET ROLL , WHEN I WAS SMALL WE USED A NEWS PAPER ,THERE WAS NO PROBLEM IN THEM DAYS ,AND YOU COULD DO THE CROSSWORD |
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I WOULD DEFINATLY OF HAD SOME MONEY LEFT TODAY IF IT HADNT BEEN FOR GAMBLING ,YOU CANT DRINK AWAY THE AMOUNT OF MONEY IVE LOST GAMBLING ,EVEN THOUGH SOME OF THE DAYS I HAD A GOOD TRY
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I HOPE WHEN IM DEAD SOME OF MY THREADS ARE FOUND AND PUT ON DISPLAY ALONG SIDE TOOTENCARMENS REMAINS ,AND SEE WHAT THESE SCIENTISTS MAKE OF ME
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TOOTENCARMEN NEVER WORKED A DAY IN HIS LIFE AND DIED WITH A PYRAMID AND PILES OF GOLD ,AND DIDNT GAMBLE
DO WAH DIDDY WAS A WORKAHOLICK UNTILL HE WAS 57 ,HE DIED PENNYLESS WITH HIS PILES REMOVED FROM HIS ANUS ,AND GAMBLED |
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IF I EVER COME BACK ON THIS EARTH I WANT TO COME BACK AS ZERO ON A ROULETTE WHEEL
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THATS ZERO NOT ZORO (i dont want tonto as my friend)
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SORRY THATS THE LONE RANGER
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TO THE OTHER PERSON WHOSE ON THIS THREAD WITH ME ,IF YOUR LOST PHONE UP CUSTOMER SERVICES AND ASK THEM FOR HELP
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YOUVE GONE ,YOUR NOT AS DAFT AS I TYPE
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THERES ONLY ME ON HERE NOW ,
DO WAH DIDDY IM GOING TO TELL YOU A SECRET ,I KNOW I CAN TRUST YOU HERES MY PIN NUMBER 1122,ITS MY SAFETY PIN NUMBER ,IVE GOT 1122 OF THEM BIG ONES AND LITTLE ONES |
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Do wah Diddy, you are not the only one here. There are quite a few of us, we read what you write.
And we know when we're beat. |
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FENWAY YOU KNOW I GET PARRANOID ,SAY WHAT YOU MEAN ,WHEN YOU MEAN WHAT YOU SAY ,I DONT KNOW WREATHER I LIKE YOUR LAST POST OR NOT ,WHAT DOES IT MEAN ,IN EASY READING PLEASE
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YOU SAY IM NOT THE ONLY ONE HEAR ,I WAS WHEN I WAS THE ONLY ONE ,I DONT TELL LIES ,IM NOT ONE OF THESE WHO SAY THEY CAN RIDE A BIKE NO HANDED WHEN THEY CANT ,I DONT DO IT ANY MORE BECAUSE ITS DANGEROUS ,EVEN THOUGH I WOULD LIKE TO SHOW OFF
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I COULD RIDE A BIKE BEFORE I COULD SWIM ,I FOUND OUT I COULDNT SWIM WHEN I RODE MY BIKE IN A STRAIGHT LINE RIGHT INTO THE CANAL
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THE MAN WHO FISHED ME OUT ,SAID HE HAD NEVER CAUGHT A HUMAN BEING BEFORE WITH JUST MAGGOT ON HIS HOOK
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HE SAID DOES YOUR MOTHER KNOW YUR RIDEING A BIKE IN THE CANAL IN THE DARK WITH NO LIGHTS ON ,I SAID YOU WANT TO GET ON THE STAGE YOU COMEDIAN
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I read what you write, but prefer not to contribute. Unless you want to discuss baseball of course.
Your comment 'YOU CANT DRINK AWAY THE AMOUNT OF MONEY IVE LOST GAMBLING ,EVEN THOUGH SOME OF THE DAYS I HAD A GOOD TRY' is very poignant. |
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I SAID ARE YOU GOING TO FISH MY BIKE OUT FOR ME ,HE SAID NO ,IM GOING TO HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLE GETTING PEOPLE TO BELIEVE I CAUGHT A HUMAN BEING ,I DARNT TELL THEM I CAUGHT A B M X BIKE AS WELL
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I CAN TALK ABOUT BASE BALL ,THE GIRLS ONE OR THE BOYS ONE
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