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IS THEIR ANY MARSHALL JOBS GOING IN THAT DODGE CITY ,THERES AN EX POLICEMAN IN OUT STREET THAT NEEDS A JOB,AND I DONT LIKE HIM
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IF ANY ONE SEES A SECOND HAND TEE PEE GOING CHEAP ,CAN YOU LET ME KNOW MY DAUGHTER CANT GET A COUNCIL HOUSE IN ENGLAND
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WILL HER PARTNER BE ABLE TO KILL A BISON FOR THEIR SUNDAY DINNER ,IF HE LEARNS TO RIDE A HORSE AND LASOO
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IS THERE ANY PART TIME GOLD DIGGER JOBS GOING IN OAKLAHOMA,JUST WHILE THE KIDS ARE AT SCHOOL
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IS THEIR ANY JOBS EMPTYING THEM SLOT MACHINES IN LAS VEGAS ,I WOULD LIKE TO DO THAT JOB
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THEM 2 MEN WHO WERE THE FIRST ON THE MOON,WERE THEY PROPER SPACEMEN ,OR DID THEY WIN A HOLIDAY PRIZE IN READERS DIGEST
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HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF INVITEING FEEDEL CASTRO AND HIS FAMILY TO DISNEYLAND ,IM SURE IT WOULD EASE TENSIONS BETWEEN THE TWO COUNTRIES
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I WOULD INVITE THEM MIDDLE EAST MINISTERS TO LAS VEGAS ,AND TAKE THEM TO A LAP DANCEING CLUB AND CASINO,THEY WILL SOON BE YOUR FRIENDS
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I WOULD LIKE TO GO ON ROUTE 66 ,IS THERE A GOOD BUS SERVICE ,AND DOES IT RUN ON SUNDAYS
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WOULD I SEE THE HIGH CHAPPERAL,AND A COW BEING BORN,OR DO YOU HAVE TO BOOK
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I BET THEM RANCHES ARE SICK AND TIRED OF STEAK ,ESPECIALLY IF YOUR A VEGITARIAN
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I'm not sure that North America's ready for you yet Do wah.
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you talking to yourself Moods?
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Full many a flower is born to blush unseen and waste its sweetness on the desert air.
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HEY MR TAMBOREEN MAN ,ARE YOU ON SOME OF THAT STUFF FROM WOODS STOCK ,OR HAVE YOU BEEN READING YOUR THANKS GIVEING CRACKERS
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IM GOING TO GO ON A BOAT TRIP TO AMERICA,IM GOING TO GO IN SUMMER TIME AND TAKE THE LONG WAY ROUND PAST THE HOT COUNTRIES WHERE THERES NO ICE BERGS ,
IM STUDYING THE HORSES HARD TO TRY AND WIN SOME MONEY ,SO I CAN GET A WHITE STAR BROCHURE ,AND LOOK AT PRICES |
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the CIA has banned the americans from reading this forum diddy, that why you aint getting any replies.
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IM SURE ONE OF THEM WEALTHY WOMEN WHO LIVE IN CALEEFORNIA WOULD LIKE ME AND WANT TO SHOW ME OFF TO HER OLD FRIENDS ,I CAN DO SOME CARD TRICKS
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THE C I A SOUNDS LIKE THE COUNCIL IN MY LIBERARY YOU CANT BET ON THE LIBERARYS COMPUTER IN SALFORD
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I WOULD LIKE TO LIVE IN A BIG HOUSE WITH A SWIMMING POOL ,I COULD HAVE A SWIM EVERY TIME I NEEDED A WASH
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reading all this here is making me hungry for a ring doughnut.
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I BELIEVE IN SOME OF THEM VERY BIG HOUSES THEY USE A DIFFERENT BAR OF SOAP IN THE SHOWER TO THE ONE THEY USE IN THE SINK
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I BELIEVE IN SOME OF THEM VERY BIG HOUSES THEY USE A DIFFERENT BAR OF SOAP IN THE SHOWER TO THE ONE THEY USE IN THE SINK
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diddy, you are watching too much s£x in the city.
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IVE EVEN HERD SOME OF THEM HOUSES ARE THAT BIG ,THE MOTHERS ARE ALWAYS AT THE POLICE STATION REPORTING THEIR CHILDREN ARE ALWAYS LOST
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ONE MOTHER PUT HER SON TO BED ON HIS 3RD BIRTHDAY ,AND DIDNT FIND HIM TILL HE WAS 5
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I ONCE HAD A WARDROBE IN MY BEDROOM ,EVEN THOUGH I PASSED ALL MY ENGINEERING EXAMS,I STILL COULD NOT MAKE THAT M F I WARDROBE STAY UP ALL IN ONE PIECE
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NEXT DOOR THOUGHT THERE WAS AN EARTH TREMOUR ,IT WAS JUST MY WARDROBE FALLING TO PIECES
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I JUST THROW MY CLOTHES ON THE FLOOR,ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BED WHERE MY MAM CANT SEE THEM
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I STAYED IN ALL YESTERDAY AND WATCHED SPARTICUS BECAUSE I HAD NO MONEY FOR A BET ,
I REALLY FELT LIKE A MAN AFTER WATCHING THAT ,UNTILL MY MAM STARTED SHOUTING AT ME ,FOR LEAVING THE TAP RUNNING IN THE BATHROOM |
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IVE BEEN ON THE CHIT CHAT FORUM ,THE RACEING FORUM ,THE FOOTBALL FORUM ,THE GOLF FORUM ,THE TENNIS FORUM ,THE POKER FORUM ,THE SITE FEED BACK FORUM ,THE AUSTRALIAN FORUM AND THE AMERICAN FORUM ,
AND NOT ONE TALENT SCOUT HAS FOUND ME ONLY ALOAD OF DEAD LEG GAMBLERS |
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IF I HAD SOME WHERE ELSE TO GO ,I WOULD LEAVE HERE
BUY BUY |
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this deservers an oscar. |
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Funny bloke that doo wah d.Made me laugh
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TONTO44,GIVE MY LOVE TO THE LONE RANGER
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I ONCE PHONED UP FOR A JOB ON A RANCH IN MISSOURI,THE RANCH MANAGER ASKED ME IF I COULD RIDE A HORSE ,I TOLD HIM NO ,BUT I CAN RIDE A BIKE ,HE SAID YOU CANT RIDE A BIKE ON THE PRAREE,I SAID WELL YOU CANT RIDE A HORSE ON THE PAVEMENT WHATS THAT GOT TO DO WITH IT
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HE SAID COULD YOU CATCH A LOST STEER ,I SAID ID HAVE TO FIND IT FIRST ,THEN WORRY ABOUT THAT LATER
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HE SAID CAN YOU USE A GUN ,I SAID NO BUT IVE GOT A PEA SHOOTER AND A CATAPULT ,AND I CAN SHOUT LOUD
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