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Feck me King ...
The proven cheat Ivy reckons he can win millions playing online... Day in day out.. And then takes a day off to make a video that most young pups will download for free... King if you are that good why are you on here taking the rise out of one of Betfairs finest when you could have filled your pants... Please do not tell me that you can multi-table 20 times and still post on here... Because I will not have it... ![]() |
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Everybody hates me, I don't care, I gladly take it as I know I'm right and their wrong, fu ck em, I go against the grain and they hate it, they look at me and think why cant I be like him.. the answer is simple, you have a yearning to be accepted, I don't.. You don't want to be neglected, peer pressure, its why most 13 year olds will take that drag behind the school shed, because if they don't they get laughed at, I pity the one's who feel the pressure to take that drag, its why people who work in good jobs go on a night out and accept a line of coke with their idiot mates, because if they don't they fear mocking will commence... Its easier to say yes rather than no. I say no, and if they laugh I precede to kick the sh it out of them mentally.
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This multi table stuff. Is it like doing 12 books at bingo.
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Kod as admitted to all the bad beats and basically doing his money..... and yet carries on playing, that right there shows him for the mug that he is,
Difference being with horse racing kod is that you can trust the jockey to ride out enough times for places to make sure your bankroll keeps steadly rising, you cannot trust online poker, I cant anyway, it seems most who play play of instinct rather than skill, they happily go all in if they think they will drop it, and they don't have to sit next to the person they've sucked out on, they are in the comfort of their own home without prying eyes. put them in a live situation and they wouldn't play that garbage, you can get a read on people live, and I guarantee you can read them like a book, check matt damon dropping that full house on the flop for instance, the fish around the table picked him up straight off and he won f uck all with it. |
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online poker = too many action flops, too many action hands for it be realistic.
but I don't expect any of you to take it seriously, you think its all legit and normal and standard to be bad beated with these hands I've described, yes you can be bad beated with these hands, but 10 times in one session. not normal and no amount of bs from you lot will change my mind on it. |
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I didn't read it was limit poker, I did say I couldn't be arsed reading it all. It's still highly unlikely that you lost 22 hands in a row though. What's 1 doubled 22 times? I've only got 20 fingers and toes so that sum's just out of my reach, it was HU wasn't it?
And I quite like you HB1989, so you don't have to exaggerate your badbeats for my sympathy. On a brighter note, my nephews are going to be mascots at the Derby vs Chelsea game. ![]() My bedtime now. |
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Think it was Gary player who said that koddy
Are you terry griffiths |
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It was on micro stakes granted but it was 22 straight hands in a row, I went out to see how many times he was going to win, wasn't about losing the poxy 11 euros. but I've also experienced it on midim stakes as well. its all well and good being "skilled" but you can only do so much with a top hand only to be bad beated, and you can only do so much if its giving you 47offsuit and him the AKsuited, funnily enough I did not once bad beat him last night with these poor hands which strengthens my hatred for the fu cking thing.
When they are going to call any bet with anything what the hell can you do?, if you go all they go all in, if raise big they just flat call it and chase the outers, I said yesterday it also has something to do with the idiot players your up against, and most think they can play the bloody game but they are dead wrong. |
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But the software allows sloppy play
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He said it when he holed out of a bunker a woman said that was lucky . . . He answered that immortal line and he is right.
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Thought it was trevino who said it after doing jacklin from the bunkers? Anyway trevino also said "There's two things that won't be around for long, pros that hole long putts for pars and horseburger"
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I ain't talking about micro stakes, micro stakes are mainly for fun, and I understand people going all in with 2 euro, its the medium stake loose players, and like I said the premium hands don't hold up enough for my liking, its all well and good tightening up and value betting, but only to then be done playing a set and getting bad beated, I have spent all afternoon giving out examples KOD.
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Nah it was player mate defo
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I am mainly talking about heads up here by the way KOD
If you play on a 6 seater table, you have the whole issue of 2 players colluding. Either way you get mugged long term |
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yep , that is a gary player quote
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Is called b u m hunting and that's why your called arseburger1989
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Arse burglar,please
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any hu limit player is 90% likely to be a bot or bot-aided
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You know when I started this thread I didn't expect to get this many replies
![]() ![]() It truly has been a master class, not quite up there with Zodies efforts but not bad all the same. |
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Playing against machines.
It just gets better. Where do I sign. |
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master class that didn't set out to be one, usually are the best though
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On Horse Racing I will play against anybody or machine,Dave,as I am far better than most.
I will leave poker to others. |
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Bots are awash on these poker sites ... they normally go under the name foe example "13563"
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Racingstar
You've never once tipped up an horse on here, I have never seen you in the lay comp either. instead of sounding off how about entering regs lay comp which starts tomorrow?? |
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Horsebreath,
100% of my In Running betting is done on BF. My strong views are bet elsewhere for very obvious reasons. It works very well for me. I have absolutely no desire to mark others cards (if you will excuse the pun). I am happy to leave competitions to others ![]() |
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in other words "lessons are extra"
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Oh yes.. your the one with the 10k...
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No,Horsebreath,I merely demonstrated that I was prepared to show at least that amount to silence you once after you called me a £2 punter
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And,as I recall,you called me a £2 Pensioner punter.
When I proved otherwise you then said it was my Daddies money. It would appear that you have always been an utter prick ![]() |
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Are you two father and son?
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It is his daddies money don't listen to him, £2 punter but his dad probably gave him 10k of his money that he got for falling of a ladder in compo cash, you them on the ads, total planks who shouldn't be near a ladder but yet get jobs on building sites.
Racingstar is clearly a bit special.. special needs. |
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KODY,
Like good poker player,you never show all you have ![]() |
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Regretaby for Horsebreath/Arse Burglar,he cannot but help to show what he has or has not
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There is still money to be made at poker.
If you want to learn the game then play heads up. You will learn more in one week @ HU than in 6 months @ 6max. Spend a few months specializing at HU and then go back to your 6 max games and see how more clued in you will be in every spot. Your game will be at a new level. But it's like anything: you also need to be focused. People who moan like babies have no focus and will never improve. Don't moan. Don't blame other people. Don't blame the site. Don't blame the game. Blame yourself and your lack of focus. Then you can start improving and learn how to beat the game. |
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Sorry game but I've seen enough in 2 weeks playing online to put me off playing, its not the money I've lost, I don't losing money, if you value money then your halfway to losing it right there, you need to not have that emotion, otherwise you lose it, which is why blokes who do their cash lose, because they have a family to provide for etc, they have the kids and wife at the forefront of their minds which automatically clouds their judgement.
No what winds me up with online poker is the clowns your playing with, they raise just about anything, and you cant get a read on them online, the amount of times I've thrown cards only for that wan ker im playing to show his cards and show his bluff, I will then go in with a good hand and the bastard isn't bluffing and beats me. I've now been bad beated far too many times to care about the game, I'm past caring about it, I'm past anger I;m now firmly driving away from it with a smile on my face. Some maybe correct in that if you learn and learn and learn you will eventually beat them, but I have a game I'm already pretty good at that makes me steady profits in horse racing, and can certainly do without another stress, it took me 5 years (started in 2009) to learn all about the form in horse racing and over the last month neglected it, which has been making steady profits to play some **** and bull online poker game, which could take another 5 years to fully get to grips with. I admire anyone who can stick at it though and show profits. |
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Lol
People devote their lives to beating online poker but you try to casually jazz in for a few weeks and then moan like a baby when you lose. WTF? I doubt very much too that you make a penny at horses. You came to poker looking for easy money and moan when you can't get it after two weeks. That means you have a very poor understanding of the work and commitment required and that you lack patience. That also means you lack these things for horse racing too. That also means that you lose at horse racing too. |
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Ok I lose at everything.
Not getting into anymore fu cking arguments on here with you morons tbh. Another sabbatical is in order I think. Don't know when I'll be back tbh, hopefully never ![]() |
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Only a small percentage (less than 5%) of people who gamble on horse racing are net winners over time. For poker that figure is closer to 30% i.e. one is at least 6 times more likely to be a winning poker player than a horse bettor. So if you can beat horses that means you have an innate understanding of hard work and the patience required to beat a difficult game like online poker. Yet your conclusions after just 2 weeks of casually playing poker immediately tell a different story.
Sorry mate. Not buying it. You don't make any money from any form of gambling. |
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The ghost of divi bird
I won't be able to play today so you can be as snidey as you like,I have other fish to fry( fish in poker parlance means not any good player) Don't forget to pm the supine salmon spray and " ding dong bannahan" that you don't need babysitting today. Ta |