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Who plays online poker on here ?
Who plays online poker on here ?
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oh and moaning about bad players outdrawing you, went out of fashion in about 2005
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Oh look another **** got turns up to have a pop, little **** gots wont give up with the abuse will they
 Dave just pi ss off will you, otherwise its going to be a day of abuse for you... **** got |
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Dave hasen't read the rest of the thread has he, just jumps on one quote and has a pop, typical t w a t, no doubt your a genius eh?!?!, making plenty of cash on here and making us all look amateurs.
Bring £100 to a heads up table and I'll happily play you Dave |
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King of Dubai 26 Nov 14 19:40 I'll go out on a limb and say that no poker player that moans about bad luck is profitable.
Wouldn't/couldn't argue with much that you've said Koddy, but your limb is in danger ?, surely some of these moan characters are doing it deceitfully. This is prob 1 of the ultimate WFM threads ? no wonder the poker forum is the land of tumbleweed. |
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It winds me up when people like Dave jump on one quote, blowing everything someone's said out of context, I also said you have "play carefully", going all in is a no. but yet again someone takes one quote and makes it out to be a "knows f all" post. but we are all amateurs to some of these people anyway so why worry about what that pro says.
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post the hand history horsesh1t - it shuld have the chat in it with the other guy saying "why you keep raising" when you actually just raised once in the entire hand.
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Guys - have a Snickers. You're turning into right divas!
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I A L you missed a good opurtunity with your stalker,whilst he was trying to belittle you you should of challenged him to a game
Of heads up Holdem, we could have watched and kOD could have critiqued the play. 1.01 he would have bottled it anyway,and that Would shut him up. |
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I A L you missed a good opurtunity with your stalker,whilst he was trying to belittle you you should of challenged him to a game
Of heads up Holdem, we could have watched and kOD could have critiqued the play. 1.01 he would have bottled it anyway,and that Would shut him up. |
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Deepblue
I played Pablo instead, he beat me which I'm not ashamed to admit, but at least I have the balls to play someone and give it a go, I've only been playing 4 months so still have a lot to learn. Most on here enjoy sounding off but then seem to disappear when an offer of a game comes up, pretty sad imo. |
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Did you lose all of your dole money again?
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Aye aye the old "dole money" is out again... yawn zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Mustang just climbed out of his pi ss stained bed I see, missed his signing on so a sanction in his the post, he not happy. |
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is in **
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Used to have a forum tourn once in a while.
I never won lol. |
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I wouldn't win at the moment
But the only to get better is to keep playing, I thought 3 of a kind beat a flush at first, and thought a straight beat them both lol, it was only when I was losing to flushes and straights with sets that I realised, I'm pretty good at reading the board now, I win my big pots mostly with flushes. Just had a Ace flush and beat a Queen flush lol. a few months back I wouldn't of raised on the ace flush as I'd of thought it was just a cr appy high . I need to get better at betting big with my good hands, as I do let people in with not raising high enough, which is why I'm sticking to limit holdem at the moment.Its good fun, not as much fun as horse racing but still fun and something to do when racing's finished |
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I'm shocking at PC poker much better at live.
Easier to get people wobbling and unfocused then. |
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Agree with live poker being better, people are less likely to go in with poor hands.
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Deepblue i dont play poker any more for personal reasons Koddy knows why.
 You hero can read all the books he likes he will never be any good at poker because he has no bottle. Nice of you to find your way onto this thread btw.  |
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ps . . Deepblue . . You only attack me when i mention you remember???
Do try to keep up please i know its hard with your braincell. Honestly how stupid do you pair think i/we are ffs  |
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Reading books is for amateurs, you need to find your own level, skill and way of playing, something pros cant teach and dickie kind of mentioned it and that the mentle side of the game, when someone raises a good £40 say, and you are sitting there with 2 pair, fold and you lose £30, do you fold and wait for a better hand or call it and hope to hit the river ?, only being in that situation can you make that choice, the stress can be overwhelming if the pot has gone over what you're comfortable with.
Dave - I couldn't care less tbh. |
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The ghost of DIvvi bird
I read this forum most days and I poped up on the poker thread because I am interested in poker,I didn't realise I needed your permission. Also I did not adress my post to you.so more bulshat from you then. If I wanted to attack you I would ask you if you have not had a payslip since you were 18 as you stated on a thread who's army was you in as the British army takes tax and insurance and gives a payslip.Troops serving abroad pay UK tax. I await your reply Tia |
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DIvvi bird
I doubt if you ever were a poker player so easy get out saying you don't play for personal reasons, reading the thread any poker player Will tell you IA L has more of a handle on the game than you by your comments. h t h. |
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Also DIvvi bird I find it cringeworthy that you pm,d kody as you slag him of at every chance you get have you no shame,what about the attention seeking rant about bullying bigmart and how you can't have bullying..and ganging up on him.
Yet you have no problem calling Windsor boy a liar at least three times on a bullying thread.double standards or what. Reread this thread and you were the one trying to belittle IAL I sugest you you let it go and grow up. |
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It was one of the greatest Marketing achievement of all time to get people to play Online Poker
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DEEPBLUE
 WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME AROUND THE FORUM??  BIT CREEPY IF YOU ASK ME. I PMED KODDY TO EXPLAIN WHY I DONT PLAY POKER ANYMORE ITS PERSONAL HENCE PM. ME AND KODDY ARE ALRIGHT ITS CALLED BANTER. YOUR HERO IS NOTHING BUT A COWARD. GOODNIGHT OUT FOR DINNER TONIGHT HAVE A NICE MELTDOWN IN MY ABSENCE |
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END OF THREAD.
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A few times in live games short stacked I've gone all in blind.
Really riles people as they say it's not 3 card brag. One bloke spent 10 mins insisting I looked at the cards. I took the pot with two pair and the ones that were in lost the plot. They were then determined to win the stolen chips back and played loose hands. You need good hands but it's amazing how easily you can ruffle people up. |
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My first live tourney i had a bloke hooded up and because it was early in the tourney we didn't have a dealer.
He talked non stop, and i mean non stop. He hooded himself up and attempted to show the table his card shuffling tricks pre deal each hand. I would be lying if i said he didn't get on my goat, he also stayed in the tourney longer than me. I have no doubt he is doing his conkers somewhere online. I have stayed away from poker although i am a decent player with experience and knowledge of the game, this has lit my fire for a return however... KODDY......where are you  |
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I just can't play online.
Much better seeing the people. The mouthy ones are the best ones to mess with. |
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Fink dippy blue went on tilt
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I still haven't seen Dave on the poker tables online yet, had the gall to call me "clueless" and now he's disappeared since I offered him a game. Pablo plays online as I played him on the micro stakes.
You've got to be careful of t wa ting raisers online, they'll raise anything some of them and I mean anything, some of them will raise pre flop every single hand and it drives your nuts, was playing someone on 0.50/£1 blinds and he raised the pot by 200% pre-flop every single time, my advice is see how you oppo plays for the first 6 or 7 hands and if its one of those idiots get out of there. some of them are flookiest bastards you will come across, the times I've been leading against them until the river and they've hit is ridiculous, no apology from them either, all you get is "I played it well as I hit it"... some of them don't have a clue how to play imo, and they are the one's to stay clear off online, bad beats only happen against people who play blindly. |
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Tobe fair banana it has mine as well,I ain't played a hand for over 6 years now
SOS spelling am on I pad |
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Bana not banana
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And I know someone will turn up and say "their raising every hand to put you off", sorry but anyone who raises every single hand by 200% is a knob head.
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King of dubai
I might take you on heads up for sh!ts and giggles if I have time over december |
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Ghostie
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Be a right table with me banna koddy and doughnut sitting down, but i think in fact i know i would be outclassed now.
Ob still remember what beat whats but have forgotton "How to play" Deepblue could serve the drinks  |