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26 Nov 14
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Some of the bad beats are just too daft to laugh at
AK pre flop raise to £6, oppo calls it, drop KK6 on the flop, no flush draw so I raise £12, oppo re raises to £18 I call, turn is a 2 so I raise another £14, oppo re raises to £22 I call, river is a 7 so I raise another £22 oppo re raises to £47 I call
Now shouldn't have called on the river as I knew he had the fu cking flush but a set of kings with no flush draw or straight on the flop, no full house chance for him or quads..... he was re raising with 72 diamonds..... he got the turn and river to flush on the river.... so he called then re raised on nothing most of the way... and people wonder why some sl ag online poker off
Do love playing but that just sums up online poker and some online poker players... the cheeky bastard then had the gall to say "why you keep raising"
Most probably a fu cking suit wearer
AK pre flop raise to £6, oppo calls it, drop KK6 on the flop, no flush draw so I raise £12, oppo re raises to £18 I call, turn is a 2 so I raise another £14, oppo re raises to £22 I call, river is a 7 so I raise another £22 oppo re raises to £47 I call
Now shouldn't have called on the river as I knew he had the fu cking flush but a set of kings with no flush draw or straight on the flop, no full house chance for him or quads..... he was re raising with 72 diamonds..... he got the turn and river to flush on the river.... so he called then re raised on nothing most of the way... and people wonder why some sl ag online poker off
Do love playing but that just sums up online poker and some online poker players... the cheeky bastard then had the gall to say "why you keep raising"
Most probably a fu cking suit wearer
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Sorry he had 52 diamonds
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Get back to the dole queue you T W A T
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the dole has driven horse to the poker
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Read 'Harrington on Hold' 'em books. I've now won 3 tournaments (albeit low stakes ones against Muppets in the main).
Oh yes, after reading them, apply what you read!  |
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just google
harrington on holdem pdf |
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dont know about poker
but 3 card brag is easy to place if you dont shuffle. if 2 players just pack the first hand on the bottom and then 1 card miss a one then the other card,next hand the middle card is your 3rd when the sequence comes around. if 3 players,its the bottom one of each pile  and you can work the rest out yourself  not online though |
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Koddy im impressed why act a knut when you are clearly not one.
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He could've had K6 or 66. They would've both given him a full house.
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You know more than me.
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you were moaning the other day that "the sausage" had stopped your benefit
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 I do you  |
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Defo exaggerated the stakes. £2 equals 2p, or at a push 20p. He must be mug at the table if people are reraising him with that rubbish.
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IMPRESSED
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kod has actually shown a level of iq higher than a pig here.
keep it up your in the right direction. |
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what annoys me in poker is people moaning about winning hands.
played a live even a few years back scraped onto final table but they only paid top 8 so had to double up. stack was low got k8 unsuited and lumped the lot in hoping for some folds. got called by the next lowest stack the guy had jj. I hit two 8s and took the pot. He went nuts saying I had no right to play the hand. CRETIN. |
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Money Tree
Sounds like Phil Helmuth  Your right though some idiots in poker. and as for that kenbo, his rating was 1 star, he'd been playing 2 years, no wonder he's got a 1 star rating with re raises like that... Has some famous youtuber would call him "a babysitted donk", they do babysit some of them as well, esp the one's going all in with 27 off suits. its all for rake. |
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Some of these clowns are going all in with a 95% disadvantage, most can't read the board to save their lives, I was playing one guy who had Ace flushed on the river and checked me, I raised a fiver to try and steal it and he folded, I saw his cards and asked him "why didn't you re-raise me, you had the best hand, Ace flush" he said "I didn't know that lol".... chris almighty, if you can't see you've got that then you shouldn't be playing the game imo.
These sort of people are sucking you out ffs, they should be put on a level 1 rating table imo. |
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Yes KOD I do know it was mainly done for comedic effect, but some of the stuff he says are true, esp the babysitted part, its pre programmed to play with your whole cards and get more people going in to the pot, its a fact KOD, how often would you see AAAKK on the table and 2 people sitting there with KK AK ffs, and I've seen that 3 times in one day, not on betfair/labrokes poker but on Pokerstars, that is the worst poker program going, don't ever play on that one is my advice, I once had quad 7s got done to quad 9s, once had quad kings and got done to a royal flush.
The stuff he says it mainly true about pokerstars, although some of it is for comedic effect like you say. |
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AQ I should say not AK
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Koddy never play the knut with me again it wont work.
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Why not protect your hand more on tne turn..all this min raise call is just increasing the implied odds all tne way..you say you knew he hit flush on river, well if you felt he was also drawing on the turn they why flat call a min raise..your not protecting your hand nor are you making him pay to hit his draw..i understand you want to maximise your big hands but you could have played it better..plus your bet sizing is too small..just my opinion
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Paddy jumping on the bandwaggon
Sap |
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Post 3 and increasing easily
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Just played a game where on the very first hand after flop I had a 6,7,8,9,10 mixed suit run. 6,7 & 8 were clubs. Player opposite me held and had 4 and 5 of clubs so won with a running flush.
Reasonable odds of that happening? I think not. |
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Post 4 nobody gives a fook
How sad to jump into this, you will never have respect off anyone Sap |
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Exactly Dave
As for the post saying your not "betting enough" well ahaha, these idiots your playing will call blo ody anything trust me, I've seen players raise get re raised only to lose it and go all in, with a 94offsuit, the bloke who did the re-raising had Aces, had to call it didn't he, only for the donkey to hit quad 6s on the flop.... mmmmm, so you really think raising higher is the right call then?, stand to be robbed on the river for even more money ?, this isn't live poker pal, this is a software that plays the players in the pot every now and then, why? because if 2 players go at for over 70 quid the rake is pretty big. Play in a casino with a proper dealer etc and you don't see the utter bs like you see online bloke has AK diamonds other bloke has 56 clubs... flop is 55A, turn is a King, you can then expect the pair of idiots to be raising and re-rasing from them on... RAKE |
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I do enjoy online poker though, if you stay clear of the obvious set ups then you'll be fine.
I've actually thrown ACES pre-flop as two idiots have gone all in. |
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Not with online poker it isn't KOD.
I've also seen with online poker two people with AA They've both flopped full houses with 888 The fu ck fest once that flopped hit was immense, both went all in, yeap you guessed it, the rake was pretty damn good. Have you ever played online poker KOD? Not saying don't play it but just saying be careful, the amount of times I've had a king high straight only to be done to a Ace high straight (both of us hitting the diamond on the river I might add) is ridicules Its all part and parcel of online poker |
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Horseburger
Ive played tens of thousands of live hands and crazy hands happen live too. There has always bddn this myth that online is ****. Players online play more hands at a faster pace and often at different variances, its obvious that more "bad beats"occur.. |
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You foldec A's preflop
FFS |
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You laugh about that but I'd of lost the pot hahahaha, AA with KJ844 as the board
Someone had a 4 and made a set on the river Who's laughing now ?? |
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Folded Aces after idiots went all in and I wasn't risking 70 quid pre flop ffs
yeap another WUM has arrived HorseBurger |
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Only t w a ts go all in pre flop, even people with ACES
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Are you telling me to go all in with ACES......
Come and play at heads up ffs, clueless fu ckers |
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Describe hands and we run through the odds
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You saying go all in with ACES to effectively nick the blinds???????????!!
ffs... and im clueless they say |
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KOD - I'll play at 1p/2p stakes, I want to see how good you are first ...
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1p/2p blinds
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Its Durr
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