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Who plays online poker on here ?
Who plays online poker on here ?
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No point in ranting on with these idiots, they either work for them are too stupid to realise.
I played off my the 11 euro oddments out of the account on limit this morning and thought I'll call every bet he makes down and see how many hands I win I lost 22 straight hands, with 9 of them coming on the river......................... And I'm a nutter who believes in conspiracies? TWENTY TWO straight losses.....  You stick a pin in your bound to win 4 maybe 5 |
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Let them stick to their online fantasy, if they think its a game that plays fair then let them think that, they might one day wake up to the fact its been one big con.
Funny how the bloke who owns that site is sitting on a yacht sipping champers and puffing on a 200 doller cigar with models surrounding him... yet the sheep who think they can play are probably sitting in their only couch with a pot noodle at the side, no wife no kids trying to use their "skill" to win them money, being su cked out on the river most nights................... You keep beliving in fairytales, the pros endorse this sh it as well remember that. |
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Took me only 2 weeks to realise this, but yet some on here have playing for "years" and still don't confess its a con, either because they want to believe they can win or they don't want to own up to the truth.
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Dave himself admits he cant seem to win nowadays, you can have all the skill in the world but if that board is **** against you you might as well mail the bastards your money and save yourself the hassle of playing online.
If you honestly believe your any good go and play live and you will learn a lot more and win more as well. |
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HB
You said in an earlier post that you'd only be playing for a few months and didn't really understand the rules when you started. So you go on-line and play people who know the score. You get bad beats. Do they? Or is the software programmed to have a bias against you? It seems you are playing a lot of hu. As far as I know there is no requirement to continually raise, re-raise, raise etc. It's your choice. As people say "play the opponent not the cards". It seems like your opponents are doing just that. I think you've made a wise choice to jack it in. |
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Used to play in Newmarket yonks back in a club down the Cheverley road . . .Used to get a great game. Proberly still do.
The reason i dont play no more is i used to travel miles with my best mate playing it loved it, sadly he was taken from me/us 6 years ago, after he died i let my poker die with him, just didnt want to carry on, have not played a hand since. That deepblue is why i dont play poker any more not that im scared of your hero as you claimed, fooking thwat Hate online poker you cant talk your opponent into calling or not calling, play like a rock for ages then explode . . Or vis versa.. Great game but alas not for me no more.  |
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I'm not the one raising on fu ck all Charlie but the one's you play are raising on fu ck all, no skill involved with regards to online poker.
But I totally give up with this thread anyway, you've all made up your mind about me and tbh I feel happy knowing how this sh itty online stuff works. one question though, and be fu cking truthful to yourself, how many make a profit playing online poker? I'd gather not a lot, but at least I;m honest with myself and admit online poker is a fraud. |
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I raise when I think I've got the best hand, ie a set, only to be done to a better set, how many times can that software churn out big hands for 2 or even 3 players before people realise its a set up?
like I say ghost your banging your head against brick wall on here, the only thing they can now come out with now I've exposed the utter sh ite is "your a idiot" "your clueless" Yeap I'm clueless but I wont be losing any more of my money on it so not as clueless as you |
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A salutary lesson for all here.
It is never a losers fault that he loses |
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HB
I didn't mean to imply that you were raising with fa. But you need to have a strategy to deal with people that do. I think you said you didn't read books on poker. Perhaps you should. |
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I blame myself for falling for the con for the past month racingstar, I actually believed I could win, how stupid of me
But I knew racingstar would turn to bashing me, only 20 minutes ago he was slag ging online poker off, now he's a advocate of online poker ffs, all in 20 minutes Make your mind up racingstar, are you for or against online poker? and stop playing to the crowd you fool, racingstar the herd follower. |
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Ghost I'm sick of saying it
2 hours of online poker = you get sets, flushes, quads, straights. You could play for weeks and not get those hands live, and when you do get those hands live they hold up more than they do online. But oh well everyone has ganged up on Burger, no one can think for themselves, a bunch of fu cking sheep, one lad gets picked on so everyone picks on the poor bastard, just so you don't get targeted, I love it though, at least I have a mind of my own and stick to my principles, unlike you clowns |
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Robotic voice "online.. poker.. is legit ..I must say it is legit.. other wise.. I will be mocked by my peers.. if I question it".. sheep robots
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"The Greatest Marketing Achievement Ever",is what I said,Horsebreath and never played by me.
Now played by countless wanabees. Let us hope that you have learned your lesson. |
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Robotic voice "I... must.. mock him being mocked... other wise.. I too... will be... mocked.." robotic clowns
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I have learned my lesson racingstar.. we all live and learn. well.. me anyway. Dave seems to believe its still a fairytale
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You usually have to pay to learn,Horsebreath.
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racingstar 30 Nov 14 17:16 Joined: 22 Oct 08 | Topic/replies: 7,395 | Blogger: racingstar's blog
The moral fabric has nearly vanished from society. How were the likes of Wonga Loans allowed to charge their hideous rates to the "potless"? Never understood that racingstar.. What you you rather... Get a Wonga loan and default and get it written off... Or do it the old fashioned way via a loanshark and get your face smashed in, your family allowance book taken and your missus passed around the boys.. You Liberals have a lot to answer too... |
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Ghost I'm sick of saying it
2 hours of online poker = you get sets, flushes, quads, straights. You could play for weeks and not get those hands live, and when you do get those hands live they hold up more than they do online. Thats fair enough then Burger they do seem ACTION FLOPS To me but like i said i cant judge because i dont play online or sadly at all now. |
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or even to....
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or even you rather...
I must be nervous of a knock at the door... Must take out a wonga loan.... |
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HB
I was trying to offer some constructive criticism. You should learn to accept it, or at least consider it before blaming everything else apart from your incompetence. |
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Dickie makes a rare point...
Most poker games with friends consist largely of bluffing and poor hands... (FYO I am probably the best three card brag player in the whole world)....No bragging... However go online and the number of good hands is staggering... |
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HFT,
Is there no Online activity that you have not taken part in  |
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I'm going blind on this one but because of the sheer number of hands played it often appears that there's a lot of staggering hands. |
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Why thank you hft im not a clueless bully then after all
 Nothing like bullying a poker table tho is there, big stack.  |
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Homefortea
Agree that playing with friends you have to be able to bluff poor hands But how do you bluff good hands, go online and take a look, I folded my poor hands, I have to play the good though otherwise what's the point playing?, if your going to start throwing ACES because it looks a "set up action flop" then you might as well jack the game in altogether ffs. towards the end I was throwing top pairs because of it. I'm so relieved I'm out of there, it was dragging me down, actually depressing me the amount of times it was bad beating me, no way to live, at least with horse racing if you get a none ride out for a place you can be calm and get it back, sorry but online poker just keeps "mugging you off" in the long run. |
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I'm relieved I'm no longer angry about it, I'm sitting here pleased its over, watch a film and relax and enjoy life, stick to horse racing in future and maybe play a bit in a casino once a month with a proper dealer and proper people
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THE-GHOST-OF-DICKIE-BIRD 30 Nov 14 19:43 Joined: 29 Oct 11 | Topic/replies: 14,185 | Blogger: THE-GHOST-OF-DICKIE-BIRD's blog
Why thank you hft im not a clueless bully then after allCryHappy Nothing like bullying a poker table tho is there, big stack.Cool You must have me confused with someone else...  |
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racingstar 30 Nov 14 19:42 Joined: 22 Oct 08 | Topic/replies: 7,398 | Blogger: racingstar's blog
HFT, Is there no Online activity that you have not taken part inHappy Online homosexual dating....  |
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I am relieved to hear that,HFT
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hft . . No i ment its a great feeling being big stack and bullying , not that you do it.
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I am so out of form Stevie Gerrard is phoning me up for tips...
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Never understood poker "professionals" that play long hours (and I get Pokerplayer magazine sent for free) and have time to post online knocking people..
My point would be if you are that good and you win so much why not play 24/7/365... Why hold Tutorials,enter offline and generally waste your time... So many good players - where are all the bad ones... |
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Hft as a man to admit your Shute at poker is akin to admitting you av a 2 inch knob
Everybody wins at the poker table and on bet fair don't they. . . . . |
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Fooking hell, I've only been offline for two hours and there's 60 new posts on here, I started to read them then got bored. But to contradict HB1989 I'm pretty sure Victor Bloom won his first 'live TV' tourny he played in. And you losing 22 hands on the trot calling every street with just 11 euros is absolute tosh.
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How dare you go offline for 2 hours
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It was limit poker kenbo but you only read what you wanted to read yet again. Don't worry pal everybody hates me and wants take me on, mock me, insult me, the whole world has it in for me, fu ck em.
Utter muppets the lot of your |
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NL is worse. utter muppets throwing their last £20 on 45..
At least limit limits what they can throw in the pot. |
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H b I think I've been fair in what I've said, I certainly don't hate you.
Hth |