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TOSH (LIONS) WAS A MUCH LOVED CHARACTER ON THE BILL
NEXT..BOXING GLOVES |
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In order to avoid being bopped on the nose by a comedy boxing glove popping out of your monitor when your computer crashes, go to the Windows Control Panel, select 'Display', and ensure that the 'Turn Off Comedy Boxing Glove' checkbox is ticked. This functionality is not currently available to Mac Users
Next: Cricket Boxes |
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in china and asia cricket boxes are used to hold big crickets calledguoguo which are very noisy and captured for cricket fighting
next...walrus |
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I am the eggman - you are the walrus, goo goo ka choo...
next: eggs |
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When Malcolm Little converted to Christianity he changed his name to Malcolm Eggs as a tribute to Easter.
Next: Bunnies. |
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To be continued......
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Later.......
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Bunnies look very good in fishnets but, unfortunately, often get stuck in them.
next: Glue |
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ttt...
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Glue is the first word of a famous Roy Orbison number, sung by a bad ventriloquist.
Next : Roger De Courcey. |
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Roger de Courcey is the name of the well known Italian jockey living in an apartment that TGM and his wife pass by occasionally.
Next.... Apartment...... |
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LOL well remembered Tommy.
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Campo, just wish it had been a S.Q question, I might have got a point !!
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For Sparkmaster.
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Only Fools and Horses was based on an original manga series called Kuyo Yo**a, or 'The Return of the Horse'. Although the script was re-written for an English audience and there were no giant lizards, the series remained true to the themes of fraternal love and conflict, and of the importantance of dreams. Next: Robin Reliants. |
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YOU ARE BRILLIANT KQ !!!!
Thankyou, yet again. Sparkmaster, I asked if anyone could resurrect this and 'Greatest fights' yesterday, on the 'Goodnight' thread. A lot of things had gone because of Live 8 on Saturday. Kq has been a star. |
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The most famous "Robin reliant" in history was probably Batman.
Next: Akira Kurosawa. |
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I should have perhaps chosen Lazarus as the 'next' topic. Congrats to kq for his mystical powers.
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Panic attack over here too&.thank you kq
Akira Kurosawa maybe the doyenne of Japanese film directors but despite directing such classics as The Seven Samurai and Ras**n he will be forever remembered in his homeland as the man who turned down the chance to make Godzilla versus The Smog Monster Next: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers |
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Mighty Morph In Power Rangers unfortunately never saw the light of day after a trade union dispute involving Chas halted filming.
Next: Tony Hart. |
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The REAL reason they couldn't return your paintings was because Tony Hart used to do unseemly things to them, adding a thick lacquer of his own design. Mr Bennet did too sometimes.
Next: Charcoal Rubbing |
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Charcoal rubbing is illeagal in saudi arabia because of the supposed danger of it leading to an increase in immoral actions by the general public and also because if leaves horrible grey stains on the white dress smock things that everyone seems to wear.
Next: Injury lawyers 4u |
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'Injury Lawyers 4U' was a much less successful department of a company known as 'Injured Lawyers 4U' The latter has come on in leaps and bounds, but they don't advertise much.
Go to the public phone booth on the corner of Midway and East 43rd in Chicago, pick up and replace the receiver 3 times, then wait for it to ring. Highly competitive rates. Next: Milkmen. |
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Milkmen can sometimes drive the fastest milcart in the west, just ask Ernie.
Especially when saving Sweet Sue from Ten ton Ted from Teddington. Next......Baddies....... |
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The Goodies, The Baddies, and The Uglees was a failure when it was first filmed as Bill Oddie was ill, and there were nowhere to keep the fruit. The baddies went on to dress in black and star in loads of films but were generally killed off before the end.
Next : The Blue Meanies |
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Blue Meanies were introduced into smarties packets, but soon withdrawn due to the dramatic effect they had on the behaviour of the children who ate them. They were rebranded and can now be found in nightclubs up and down the coutry, with that frown turned upside down.
Next: Sickly sweet. |
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Sickly sweet is the smile on a face when someone far more intelligent than themselves has to give them a 'good seeing to', when they are behaving in an even more childish manner than usual.
Next....Ways to exterminate unwanted pests...... |
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There are many ways to exterminate unwanted pests but, depending on the size of the pest, throttling can be very satisfying, particulary seeing the look on the pest's face as it realises that it really is very very unwanted indeed.
next: Bulging eyes |
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'Bulging Eyes' was one of the first songs performed by The Eagles. Meant to be a touching homage to actor Marty Feldman it failed to hit the right notes with the public....Don Henley later reworked it and changed the title to Lying Eyes resulting in one of their biggest hits. However when the group recently got back together for a UK Tour, fans were left in disbelief as the group forgot their later changes and sang ' there aint no way to hide your bulgin' eyes' to widespread derision...they havent been back to the UK since
next: Desperadoes |
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Rod, got to give you a round of applause for that one !!
You've got me laughing again. Thank you. |
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Desperadoes is the name of the latest corn snack to hit the supermarket shelves. Proudly boasting 64 different E number additives it shoots gaping holes in it's nearest competitor. Gross margin on sales is reputed to be of the order of 2000%
Next: fod additives |
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even Food additives!
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Food additives can prove very dangerous when consumed in large quantities especially to the young. Just look around society to see what damage has been caused by them in the last 20 something years, or so.
Next.......McDonalds mentality. |
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McDonalds mentality..... well just how else could the chavs survive...without a McDonalds....
next: Londons Olympic success...... |
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London's Olympic success has been a failure for the chit chat forum today.
About 9 million new threads have been started, when one, would have sufficed. Let's hope, 'normal service is resumed as soon as possible'. Next.....Normality...... |
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What if life really is just a cabaret old chum...Normality will be resumed later.
Next> bring on the dancing girls. |
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dancing girls were invented in america in the 1950's to give disillusioned, middle-aged housewives a new goal in life towards they could strive. although the popularity of dancing girls lessened in the 1970's with the advent of salt shakers, the somewhat warmer aghulas current of the 1990's has changed the profession into a powerful industry that has significant influence in the role of air fresheners in colombian politics.
next... life on mars |
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is a god awful small affair, especially if you're a girl with mousey hair. It's all underground so that Earth satellites can't see what we do.
When I got here, life was simpler, I go home in 2016. Next: Area 51 |
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Area 51 is situated on Groom Dry Lake, Nevada, north of Vegas. Tony LeVier, Lockheed's test pilot assigned to test-fly the U-2 spyplane, claims the credit for recognizing Groom Dry Lake as a suitable test site. The CIA gave U-2 designer Kelly Johnson the task of choosing and building a secure test site. In March 1955, Johnson sent LeVier and Skunk Works foreman Dorsey Kammerer to visit potential test sites in the deserts of southern California, Nevada, and Arizona. After two weeks, LeVier presented Johnson with his impressions, and Johnson chose Groom Lake.
Next : Lake Vostock |