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Tiny Screens Plc are a Company specialising in the manufacture and fitting of room dividers for Lilliputian homes.
Recently, due to the spread of the global-wide obesity epidemic, these houses have increased in size resulting in a need for ever larger screens. Next: Exponential increase. |
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thread is 10 years old
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14 Mar 05 12:59 Jack The Ripper famously scrawled the words 'The Juwes Are The Men That Will Not Be Blamed For Nothing' on a wall. Not so well known is that he added the word 'FACT' at the end, and on a new line wrote 'Of course, the PC Brigade will call me racist'  |
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Exponential increase is probably the reason for this once great thread's decline as topics become more obscure and definitions harder to come by.
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Given my present size, it might be very tricky for me to be born again. Has anybody got any really amazing diets or, even better, incredible shrinking pills?
Next: Honey, who shrunk polo minx? |
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travelling man may well have a point. Still, this one's quite easy as it's been around for years.
Honey, Who Shrunk Polo Minx is a mnemonic which all woman drivers have to learn as a memory aid for checking that all the essentials are there before driving off. It stands for Handbag / Wheels / Steering column / Pedals / Make-up Next: Driving Test |
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A North Yorkshire farmer had an obnoxious cow called Tessa who caused him so much aggravation he decided to sell her.
As he set off his wife asked him where he was going to which he replied "I'm driving Tess t'market" Next: Wordplay |
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At the start of every Test match, the word Play is uttered by the umpire to signal to the bowler to begin his run-up.
Next: Puzzle Box |
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Queen Elizabeth the First was presented with a Japanese Puzzle Box, which has a 12 step combination, at her Coronation.
She used it to store Anne Boleyn's engagement ring but unfortunately forgot the combination. It is still unopened despite attempts by many locksmiths and mathematicians including Albert Einstein and Alan Turing. Next: Goose Bumps. |
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Goose bumps, or horripilation to use the technical term, occurs when the body raises hairs on the skin in order to make a person look bigger than they actually are in order to discourage would-be assailants and was used to great effect by Tom Cruise in some of his later films. Scientists are currently engaged trying to use this as a cure for baldness.
Next: Scare tactics. |
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RIP Sparky...
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