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Their debut set Enter The Wu-Tang (36 Chambers) was recorded in their own studio, its "36 Chambers" suffix alluding to the number of critical points on the body as disclosed by Shaolin theology.
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the Shaolin Poultice theory deals in the main with
applicayton of hot poultices to groin strains, as loved by our footballing fairies, you never hears of stanley mathews, bobby moore or wor jimmy having a groin strain. Next Caulifower Ears |
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Caulifower Ears are similar to Cauliflower Ears but, like Christmas, they have Noel...
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Aloo Gobi gets its name from the Hindi "Aloo" meaning "potato" and "Gobi" meaning "dessert", as in "the Gobi dessert". It is a delicate blend of saut¿potato, coriander and mint choc-chip ice cream, and is considered a delicacy in the less bourgeois areas of Rawalpindi. Few British curry houses serve an authentic version, although the "Balti King" on Fulwood Road, Broomhill, makes a decent stab at it.
Next: jodhpurs. |
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i'm sure i replied to this... post eaten again :|
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King Richard III was given a pair of Jodhpurs for his 32nd birthday. A wonderful pair they were too, hand crafted in Jermyn Street and finished in Saville Row by the leading tailors of the day. Alas, he could not use them as he had nothing to ride. He wanted to use them so much, that he was prepared to give up the crown in pursuit of this aim, and cried form the top of the Tower of london "A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse". Unfortunately he was given Quixall Crossett, and the country has never been the same.
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A little known but coveted prize held in great esteem, privately awarded to the best turned out University eight at the traditional annual Thames race.
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I have been coveting my neighbour's ox for some time now - simply because I haven't got one.
It was a really nice warm day in Sussex today and my neighbour was sunbathing in her garden with her ass fully exposed. I now covet my neighbour's ass very very much... |
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next: Sprinklers in the garden
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Sprinklers in the garden are not just for watering the plants and lawns...it is lovely to sit under a sprinkler on a hot sunny day.........
next: the shopping trolley |
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The reason there are so many shopping trolley's is that they do, literally, grow on trees.
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And what's more I have proof!
http://tinypic.com/5ts1uc |
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Next: Photos you never thought you'd have a use for.
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The one of you in Lederhosen featuring a duck billed platypus,a bottle of baby oil and blender..........which i am about to stick on e-bay unless you pay up
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Was that from Xmas or Easter?
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Haloween sparky, after you had that**tail with the Cherry brandy and Murphys
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I wondered what you guys had done to me, I was plucking feathers out of my ass for weeks after.
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hang on a mo' a platypus dosen't have any feathers..........what were you doing.....
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I had a strange, brackish taste in my mouth as well. Perhaps I'd been swimming.
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I wouldn't care to speculate if I were you.....
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next subject please zilzal - or is it Brackish Taste?
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Duck billed platypus(without lederhosen)
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When scientists first saw a duck billed plattypus, they thought that it, like the moose, must be a hoax. It has the ears of an elephant, the body of a snake and four a rseholes. It was only when they found them flying in the wild that they realised they were real.
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Hoaxes was one of the lesser known Greek gods, best known for his hoaxes and rumours, the worst of which was that the Trojans were non tryers...
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The Trojan Horse went down as the worst escape attempt made during war time, and ended up with the occupants having to fight their way out of a situation they hadn't been in in the first place. Such was the bad name given to this sort of attempt, it was not tried again for over 2000 years, when two British blokes tunnelled their way into an SS dining room, starting from a gym in Basingstoke.
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A type of pad, worn by horses between the hoof and the shoe, to alleviate tendon problems. They are very small, and often go unnoticed. If spotted on a favourite, it will normally drift alarmingly as punters realise that the animal may have leg problems, hence the term flip flopping favourites.
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Punters sometimes push the boat out, particularly when they have had a huge win...
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The jolly roger was the name given in the eighteenth century favourite to the man employed by pirate bookmakers to nobble (or "roger") the favourite (or "jolly") in a big ante-post betting race.
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When members of CAMRA (campaign for real ale) or train-spotters meet up in the boozer and want to send each other hilarious text messages about 'puffy lagers' or 'hornby R101 signal boxes' they do it using bluebeard on their mobiles.
Next: Lime Street Station |
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In an effort to improve statistics, any Virgin Train that is running late on it's journey to Lime Street Station will be terminated 3 stops before its final destination. This ensures that no trains are ever late arriving. Unfortunately, it also means that no trains ever arrive.
Next: Statistics |
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94.3% of all statistics are totally reliable.
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David Baddiel, once part of the comedy duo, Newman and Baddiel was forced to go it alone when his partner Rob Newman decided to spend more time promoting his famous salad dressings. As 'Newmans Own' took off and became the quintessential additive to make a mundane salad into something special, Baddiel tried to copy the scheme but his home made selection of chutneys failed to take off in the shops and he was forced to team up with Frank Skinner to make ends meet.
next: The Knights who say 'ni' |
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The follow up single from the crazy frog sees the small green menace join forces with The Baron Knights. The beginning of the song is OK, but I fear that the end is Ni.
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Singles ought to be half as good as doubles but Onanism can raise other issues...
next: one hand clapping |
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The sound of one hand clapping is so small as to be undetectable except with the most sensitive scientific instruments - very much like with the intellect of one Big Brother housemate, say.
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Peter Bazalgette was born Peter Bagalzette but was never satisfied with his unusual name and toyed with the idea of changing it to Sandwichfondell. As he became more and more successful with television programmes such as Ready Steady Fondle, Changing Bagettes etc., he decided to settle for Peter Bazalgette, as it looked much nicer on his Royal Enclosure badge for Ascork (Ascot at York).
next: Ascot Hats |
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Ascot Hats are out this year and York Hats are in. Always at the forefront of millenary fashion it is highly likely that the flat cap will be the essential accessory in any young dandy's wardrobe by the start of 2006 although the traditional brown check design could well be replaced by soft pastel shades
next: Kitten Kong |