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last piece of advice
NEVER, ever go back. If she rings in a month, tell her to eff off, you're having a whale of a time. |
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the titan is spot on. DO NOT BLAME YOURSELF FOR THIS.
i actually thought u were over reacting until she started justifying herself. this aint your fault, pal. u paid attention to her - no u were 'pestering' her. if u had left her alone - 'u wouldnt be paying any attention' to her. if they didnt have t1ts or a twunt, u would throw stones at them. filthy facking 5lags. |
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Mansfield, don't be worried about the asking questions after Saturday night. You were right to ask her, anyone else would have done the same in your position.
Here's some advice I got from Frasier, one of the best comedies ever. You're sad now. You're devastated. But you're not devastated about the loss of your girlfriend. You're devastated losing what you thought your life was going to be. Let her go. You'll soon find someone else to have a great future with. So you'll pull through Mansfield. If you're mates are miles away just chuck on some film, has to be a classic, and get hammered on you're own. Spend the next few weeks working out and you'll be feeling 100% better. Just got to grit your teeth and get through it. At least there wasn't a kid involved. |
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when i broke up with my last gf - similar situation to this...
i stole 5 pairs of knickers and 5 bras. i had colossal w@nks and i just**zed in all of them, then stuffed them into her shoes. |
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GT 17 Aug 16:20
Mansfield...her MOT might say she has just had a right thorough Service! pmsl rofl lol |
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LAck of trust and my constant pestering since sat was mentioned
So she**s around and then blames you for not trusting her? Nasty. |
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What a sad end. :(
good luck mansfieldtoon. |
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sad end?
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Never nice for things to end for people even if it is for the best etc...
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he seemed very naive imo
hopefully this will toughen him up but i know this story has been made up |
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the saying plenty more fish in the sea definately applies to this thread nice work mansfieldtoon
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mansfield you are a good chap.
luckily i have had a bird sh1t on me. i was gutted,thought id never find anyone as lovely... that night went out got**ed and got off with a gorgeous bird...couldnt believe my luck...the next week same night club she was there but coz i didnt recognise her and wasnt**ed up ie too shy i missed my chance.... anyway, i moved back to the area im originally from had a LOT of fun for 6 months and then met and maried me mrs with in a year. 2 kids later and 6 years later she still puts up with me putting £100 on silly bets,and my mood swings here and there,but we are happy... you will get there mate.. the money situation... get a lodger in.. you will have a new mate and can afford to get by.... even better get a fit female lodger in,pi$$ ex bird off into the bargain!! just dont let her pay the rent with blow jobs...unless you have a good month on here...then its two birds with one stone.... also get it valued by 3 firms and offer her the lowest...or she still pays half when you are trying to sell it and show them round saying things like....no honestly you cant hear the gay couple**ging every saturday night...whilst looking at the floor... hey presto she pays half you keep the house :D |
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Reading all this back I feel I may have been a bit insensitive, sorry MT.
Here is a heartfelt tune which has helped be through some tough times. Music does heal. Keep strong mate. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LEYwoooVfw |
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you were finished sat night mate
you do sound like a bit of a wuss.................which she obviously exploited waking up sunday in foreign bed made her realise she had lost all respect for you and that means finito |
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Visit this site http://www.revengecrabs.com/ and I promise you will feel a lot better. It will be particularly funny when you overhear calvin in the pub discussing what he has caught off her.
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B.S 17 Aug 20:29
You're better off out of this, you're clearly the better egg in the former partnership. The contrast could not be clearer: On Saturday night your pillows and sheets were being dampened by your tears, whilst hers being soaked by the mixture of blood, lube and semen oozing from her gaping rectum. It really is her not you. Chin up. thetitan 17 Aug 20:39 when i broke up with my last gf - similar situation to this... i stole 5 pairs of knickers and 5 bras. i had colossal w@nks and i just**zed in all of them, then stuffed them into her shoes. Definite contenders for post of the year :^0 |
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unlucky mansfield but seriously mate it is better happening now than a couple of years down the line.get yourself a lodger in to help with the mortgage preferably a tidy bird.dont ever ever be tempted to go back
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mansfieldtoon
can i move in? |
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Are you a 34C?
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5f sprinter 17 Aug 14:39
blatently knawing on the calvinators tackle as we speak, she prob ate the ducks bread earlier :^0 |
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what a biatch wasnt happy in the relationship,so went out fcvked someone else, now feels guilty and decides to end relationship blaming you.
Better off without imho, no point fvcking a dead duck |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9uCvz7AKII
mansfield and the duck^^^ |
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Sorry to hear the bad news but chin up. It'll be hard but you'll soon get over it. Just think, in a few months time all will be forgotten. A life lesson, happens to all.
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were they mallards ?
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Just make sure you're not left with the bill.
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Did she give you a final peck on the cheek?
Her favourite old Newcastle player wasn't chris Waddle ? |
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her fav chelsea player was eider gudjonssen
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Get out and start splaffing your chebs with any luck you'll be banging the back door in of a 6 pinter shortly
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Epic thread imo
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Gutting end for you Mansfield, however chin up you have your Betfair forum friends to sort your life out for you..........and you still have gambling :)
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mansfield, I know I made a lot of posts on here, the majority was in jest so please accept my apology for being a khoont.
chin up son its better to happen now then 5 years down the line, if your in the london area ill take you out to meet some dirty old dogs I know plenty of them lol best of luck m8 |
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at least it was a better excuse than feeding the penguins.
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Mansfieldtoon, if that was your mr's i heard sat night she was enjoying it and i'm not surprised she's broke it off. that david must have one hell of a c0ck the way she was shouting. just go out dogging, you never know you might see her there howling and having all her holes filled at once.
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if i was you i would knock one out all over her undies before she collects them tomorrow.
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Interesting, EMR. I would personally go for some kind of mild irritant in her underbeneaths (itching powder or the like). That way she will assume she got something from rooting around in Calvin's Calvins.
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Why all the sympathy? ffs wp Mansfield, great hal lad - top bombing. Be sure to empty the keep net when you're finished with em :)
Oh and btw: Max and Paddy 17 Aug 18:56 Snakes with títs LOOOOOOOOOOL :D :D |
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Did she admit **ing? Or have you mother f*ckers created something that wasn't there that led to this?
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Lets be honest whenever any one of us has inadvertantly 'stayed out' it has meant only one thing. We were feeding a goat. She will not admit it but breaking off so soon after the event is all the proof the poor fella needs. Listen to Emminems 'Superman' and that will cheer you up. Sums up the fairer sex a treat!
Gl fella & as many have said better now than months or years down the track when it would gnaw away at your very being. |
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charwell 18 Aug 00:53
Lets be honest whenever any one of us has inadvertantly 'stayed out' it has meant only one thing. We were feeding a goat. She will not admit it but breaking off so soon after the event is all the proof the poor fella needs. Listen to Emminems 'Superman' and that will cheer you up. Sums up the fairer sex a treat! Gl fella & as many have said better now than months or years down the track when it would gnaw away at your very being. :^0 |
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Feeding a goat?
I have stood amongst dozens of sweaty, mostly fat men on numerous occasions shouting "Feed The Goat, Feed The Goat". What exactly are you trying to say? |