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If you were watching Man City it means, pass the ball to Goater.
In all other circumstances it means to play with a ladies undercarriage. |
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Mansfield
Many of us have been there, i got suckered in met a bird on a day away at footy in birmingham went back to hers, went to see her a few times, she was easy and fun... Weeks later she got me an interview up their with my current firm i was with darn sarf. Knocked me backwards though you what? Anyway got the job that was it happened fast, moved in to her khazi of a high rise, she was jobless and had a 1 yr old, after about 2 years i got her working, i paid for nursery we moved to a 3 bed house. Shes now come from the gutter and he kid has a future she has a house and a job, i was out working 70 hours a week some weeks. (PS she was ooh 6 years younger than me)... Its not long after the house say about 18 months shes going out with her mates etc... then im thinking shes at it, just usuall things all dressed up in daytime and durex wrappers on the bedroom floor.. anyway she begs me not to go, i stay .. she carries on i go, i go back 3 months later fine for a year then shes at it again i say im off . You will love this DO NOT make this mistake... On way down sarf my mate calls.. we meet him and go for drink , he says you muppets behave have a think and 2 weeks time you'll be fine to start again. 2 weeks later she picks me up and is sorry stops at a shop i look in glove box shes got a DIARY with about 30 numbers in the front cover.. one is my mates.. When she dropped me after he met us she phones our answerphone at home got his number... phoned him met him and done him in a service station car park.. i still carried on "home" lasted another 2 years. then she stabbed me and told the old bill i battered her so she looked good with her family . I even went to court she wouldnt stand as i had ruined her in my testimony. That was it 6 years destroyed, **ed on stabbed, came out with 2 bags of clothes. Its enough to make you do something silly. BUT despite you feeling everyones laughing at you, and that was your life and you feel a failure... IT ISNT YOUR FAULT MANSFIELD... Chin up surround yourself with mates and have fun till you come out the other side.. Took me 3 years , still dont trust many women... One or two of them i trust. Mansfield , theres people who have been through what s happened to you and have all those feelings you have. CHIN UP, you will get there, go and smash a few back doors in... I was taking out birds 10 years younger than me for a while... Have a song on me MT, and you will get there. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1ETGMFPREU |
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Barry - I learnt at a very young age (well, 27) that 99% of women are evil, spiteful, manipulative creatures. "Snakes with títs", as a mate of mine says.
I've been single for almost six years (I've not had more than three dates with any one girl since late 2003) and I love my life. Since splitting up with my last bird, my life has improved 100-fold. :: I travel round Europe watching Everton (when they're good enough to take me round Europe!) :: I've been to India (twice), Australia, New Zealand and Antigua watching cricket :: I spend all my money on me - there's no bint to moan about my gambling, drinking, football, etc I've got two dogs and they're much better company (and much better looking) than most bints. When mates are feeling low, who do they ring? Me. They know I'm always around for ales - mainly cos I haven't got a bint saying, "No, you can't go out tonight. You went out last week. Why don't you want to stay in with me?" |
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Any woman who fooks off out for the night and doesnt bother to ring her partner is up to no good END OF !!! Shes a dirty ole ****
you are well rid .. mansfieldtoon 17 Aug 20:08 I'm happy with the concept of plenty more fish in the sea... and getting out and about for new clothes and a haircut.... but I dont have enough cash without her to cover the bills and morgage. I am ******. Spark has had a few young Lodgers over the years ,hes yer man. I dont believe ur fishing but u could be :^0 |
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Mansfield. If you learn only one thing from this, let it be that WOMEN ARE FICKLE. Remember this.
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mansfieldtoon
I don,t believe you ;) |
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M+P- Travelling round europe to watch Everton sounds awful. :D
Would agree that there's plenty of good points to being single but cant have it all the time. |
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I cannot believe the amount of people that are falling for this c0ckends shiote.
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Fair play Barry for picking yourself back up. Takes a lot after something like that.
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aye, wd Barry, a good post.
Where's Mansfield? Anyone heard of him since the news broke? |
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I think a lot of people have got over-excited on this thread, maybe got a little bit carried away. I mean:
cliveyboy 17 Aug 21:57 Get out and start splaffing your chebs A serious misapplication of chit-chat nomenclature. |
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What's happened??? Can someone summarise???
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All lies
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Best advice i was ever given
"In every relationship, someone is **ing, make sure it is you" |
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TiptheOdds 17 Aug 20:29
Sorry to hear your bad news MT. Know how you feel m8 - my girlfriend of 13 years recently told me everything was completely over Good. For a 13 year old I think she showed amazing maturity to do that. |
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Haven't noticed too many wimmin posting on this thread. Too close to home??
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i do doubt the validity of the fred. but if our hero has got himself dumped for the calvinator and a lazy sunday afternoon 'feeding the ducks' tis a shame. but he should be grateful that there are no kids involved.
kids change everything. kids aint kids to their mum. in their mothers eyes kids are weapons to use against the father. to many mothers, kids are a career, earning grands a month - salaries they could only dream of doing what they did before u impregnated them. mansfield - take this as a lesson. never care for anything too strongly, as it can be ripped away from u on the whims of a**-filled-slapperpuss. always leave something for yrself, pal. one thing u will find with wimmin is that they can carry on in a relationship, in which they have no interest in, perfectly miserable (whilst causing misery to all around) until they find a replacement bolke. from hopelessly in love, to all over, via the duck pond, in 48 hours. a sorry tail. |
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barry
you have won this weeks muggins of the month competition |
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The only way this clown splits up from his girlfriend is if he is drunk on his nightshift at KFC and dosnt notice he has left his hand in the deep fat frier.
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If this is true then I am very sorry for your troubles. Time heals and if I could offer any advice it would be to not let this experience change you into the bitter fool what do I do now has turned into. Just wow at his sweeping condemnation of all women! Sad!
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what do I do now is very SHROOD, imo. 99% of women are evil, spiteful, manipulative creatures. Snakes with títs.
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LOL!
Dont let a bad experience affect your chances of future happiness. |
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How many bad experiences should you go through before deciding, "Sód it - it's not worth it"? Cos as I said earlier, I've been single since 2003 and I'm very happy with my lot.
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Completely untrue Max. Seriously. 1 or 2 bad experiences should not be the basis of your opinion on women surely. Tough luck if you've had bad experiences :(
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Many women also have lost faith in men too remember. Find someone genuine (whther a friend or lover surely it doesnt mater) and maybe you will geta bit of faith restored
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Max if you are happy with your lifestyle then I am happy for you. Its your choice and relationships are not a requisite for a happy life.
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And this by the way is coming from someone who has made huge mistakes in the past so i am certainly not professing to be some sort of oracle. It just strikes me that so many people have their faith in the opposite sex ruined by one or two bad experiences.
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Agree with zelda
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The only solution is to turn gay.
Ever wondered why they are always so happy and giddy? Banish your woes. That goes for M&P too. |
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I'm good friends with a number of women - from uni, work and other places (mate's birds). But if for some inexplicable reason we took it a stage further and started seeing each other, I wouldn't trust them.
I've got a mate who is an absolute star - seriously, one in a million. Brilliant company, very generous and someone who I would do anything to help. A few years back, she said to me, "Max, women are a nightmare. I'm so glad that I'm not a bloke cos women are mad." A few weeks later, she proved how mad women are by splitting up with her fiancé just six weeks before their wedding! |
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M&P - so nothing ever happened with that girl from work ?
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the thing is most women hate other women
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zelda - if u have got a spare couple of hours, have a read through the fred. all of it. u may consider me a 'bitter fool', but i think that i was proved 100% correct (as were at least another 20 other posters).
just because some of us, not just me, are old enough and battle-scarred enough to know what wholly predictable and thoroughly despicable next move, some c0ck-happy 5lapper is gonna make, doesnt make us 'bitter fools'. and passing that information and advice onto less experienced and more naive gentlemen, is something that i consider the only decent thing to do. maybe, if u read ALL my posts, u will see that i actually sided with the young 'lady' in question, until the bull5hit justification, the mobile nonsense and the duck story appeared. if u want to be critical of my posts, then do try to when ive actually been proved wrong and not caught out yet another old bike, trying to ruin a blokes life. |
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YT - we went out for lunch, but as mates. We had a nice time, but as she went on and on I thought, "Thank God I don't have to listen to this all the time"!
I've got mates who are wonderfully happy in a relationship, and I know blokes who have been twunts to women. But I'm much happier now than I ever was when I was with someone, or even when I was hoping to find someone. Incidentally, one thing I have discovered in recent years is that the line that says something like, "You can't find someone when you're looking for them, but when you're not looking it happens" is complete bóllocks! |
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I read the whole thread, I was responding the post where you slated ALL women.
I have had far too many bad experiences in my lifetime but I refuse to let any of them affect my future. I win... |
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Roger The Butler 18 Aug 08:34
TiptheOdds 17 Aug 20:29 Sorry to hear your bad news MT. Know how you feel m8 - my girlfriend of 13 years recently told me everything was completely over Good. For a 13 year old I think she showed amazing maturity to do that I know its wrong, but massive LOL at this :D |
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M&P - true, but there will probably come a time/an age where the attractions of single life aren't as appealing. And that's when the judgement goes....
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zelda - I have had far too many bad experiences in my lifetime but I refuse to let any of them affect my future. I win...
----------------- thats right, u win. u win because yr a woman and the rules of the game aint fair for men. wimmin ALWAYS win. doesnt make it right, though, does it???? u lot see it all as a game, dont u? this fred is a classic, wholly and totally predictable behaviour from a doris. she is with a bloke, been there for a while and has been getting itchy feet. she wants out. but she hasnt got the guts to be up front and admit it, has she? no. what she has to do is find another pair of trousers to help fill her void, then she can go. she cant be on her own, can she? classic doris. says 'thats it - im away' - once she has sorted herself out. leaving the lad with the bills and the pain. the word that springs to mind is.... SELFISH. |
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Zelda 18 Aug 11:47 I read the whole thread, I was responding the post where you slated ALL women. I have had far too many bad experiences in my lifetime but I refuse to let any of them affect my future. I win... win what? |
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This thread will haunt us all.
Never again will be hear "I went to feed the ducks" in the same light. |