Spoonerism.

havent read the whole thread but bits of it.

goes to show women are seriously evil. more so then men. women pretend 99% of their lifes. its scary.

ive suffered from them too. let one in. never let it happen again. to this day ive yet to meet a nice one who likes nice guys. no such thing.

feels bad now and will for a while. but youll look back and see how horrible she was and how youre better off without her.

women do like nice guys, rafa. What they don't like is wimps. I mean men that have no confidence, not blokes that won't fight. In a sexual partner ALL women want to be dominated. If you start questioning your woman about what she's been up to it's a sign of weakness and you are allowing her to take the role of dominator; you make yourself a worse lover and less desirable partner. Be confident that she isn't **ing on you, and never show more emotion to a woman than se shows you. The same is cool, but deffo no more.

That's the best advice you will get all month for free.

Can I just say, i'm 21, and this thread is massively depressing.

you do support ipswich tbf

zelda - no, u win in life, because, i repeat, the rules of the game are skewed far too far in favour of wimmin.

i'll top a fred for u about my pal, who is 42, has 3 kids and now has to completely restart his life because of woman and her change of heart. please, dont get me wrong, im not stupid enough to not be able to understand that peoples feelings do change. as we get older, we all change. but the way this woman conducted herself right up until it was time to end it was, to be brutally honest, facking disgraceful.

and, yes, i think its fair to say 'she won'.

and im not naive enough to believe that its always the womans fault. theres good and bad in all people. some men are rite gets, too. but to call me 'a bitter fool', after being proved 100% correct and then glibly finish yr post with 'i win', rather sums up the female mentality, doesnt it? deluded, arrogant and flippent, when it suits.

but when the boots on the other foot, and the womans getting a emotional shoeing- wow, wait for the tampon-tossing, tears and the begging for sympathy and understanding for the 'poor little girl'.

there is no such thing as love to a woman. its what suits them at the time. they dont care about your feelings, only theirs.

dont let a woman in and you wont be disappointed.

I can see why none of yo lot can keep a woman. Pathetic, you are obviously all terrible lovers. If you f*ck a woman right she will never leave you. If you aren't some tw@t that goes to the pub with his mates and never her expect her to find something better. The reason women don't like you is because you don't like them.

evski 18 Aug 12:49

Women only ** if you are a poor lover. Put the efort in to learning how to give 'em a darn good seeing-to and all your women problems are over. I used to be cack in bed but after reading loads of books and learning about how to stimulate a woman properly (this has nothing to do with her t1ts or f*nny) I am much happier because other men can't give what I do.



Well said sir, possibly the best post I have read on here in a long time.

maybe i was a bit harsh. but all the women i know (friends incl) are selfish cows. there was the girl i know, weve never kissed, were friends. met this bloke "she loved him" "was mad about him" everything. got depressed when they had a row. he had a massive d0nger was good in bed etc. she stop her doing the dirt though.

some blokes are too naive to see they are all bad. you cant let a woman be your "everything" because then you have nothing.

life is million times better without them. face it, they dont love you. its because they see you as the bell end to pay for everything, tell them their great, good looking etc. if you didnt do that theyd be off. their using you.

That attitude is why your woman has sucked off hald the 2nd parachute regiment. I go to the pub with my mates sometimes, but usually we all bring our girlfriends because we like them. I'm not henpecked, I'm just not a mysogonist. And maybe you don't believe that I'm a good lover because you think it beyond you. I can tell you that being a great lover is all about psychology, not physical techniques.

got depressed when they had a row. he had a massive d0nger was good in bed etc. she stop her doing the dirt though.

Big d1ck doesn't = good in bed. T be good in bed you have to understand the psyche of the woman, and rowing with her over petty will just make you seem less dominant. If you want to be a really good lover you have to be a decent fella too. You can't just go treating women like shyte then expect them to be madly in love with you.

lol so how you **** her is the basis for the relationship

I know because i used to be shyte. It's really not that hard, just takes confidence to fail. Reading is the way, then practice. The first start is to learn to meditate, once you can do that lasting for 30 mins plus is just a matter of fitness rather than anything else. After that it's all about psychological techniques.

Ev, you sound Gay, hth.

thats a classic :)
some belters on here

Whats happened to mansfield ?

ps - lol splicer :)

Mavis "Hacksaw" Handbag 18 Aug 12:19
No, but how u fck her is the reason they decide to go and fck someone else. It's not fkin rocket science!




ok. so let me get this straight. if youre bad in bed shell ** on you no matter how hard you try? how much you love her? how nice you are? how much fuss you make over her?

shell ** because youre carp. now do they love you? or are they hanging around because their getting something off you. think about it.

okay, splicer. Well next time you actually manage to give your bird an orgasm thing about my girlfriend being kept in orgasmic state for 20 minutes and imagine you could do that to your girlfriend. I'll give you some advice:

if you don't want to blow your load too soon (less than 20 mins), learn to control your breathing, relax, and to clear you mind when engaging in sex play. If you breath deep and slow ( 5 secs in, 3 sec pause, 5 secs out) you will instantly become better in bed.