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she'll probably call you and explain when she wakes up
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oh dear
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You can see it in their eyes as soon as they get in.
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Probably been somewhere getting her battery charged up
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hope she turns up soon mate
try ringing her friends e.t.c |
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surely she could borrow a phone off one of the six blokes who are filling every available orifice
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lol
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if she has a shower straight away then start to worry.
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shes a woman not a dog mate! you do not own her!
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it's not like he's phoned the coppers looking for lost property.
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btw, mansfield women are very dirty in my experience.
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Likely hood is she has had her nickers around her ankles while getting fingered against the pub wall.
She then thought best text you and give a lame excuse and swicth off her phone. while going back for further kinky sex. when she gets home i price up her phone when switched on will have: more then half batter life as 1/5 fav unless if she has i phone 1/2 fav |
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HRH The Lager Khan 16 Aug 12:24
Probably been somewhere getting her battery charged up lol :^0 |
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Battery full
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full of something.......
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just rang one of the girls she was out with.... turns out her and 4 others went back to 'calvins' house for drinks. He's after one of the other girls so I' not too worried. Guess they partied hard and crashed there
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8sid 16 Aug 12:28
Likely hood is she has had her nickers around her ankles while getting fingered against the pub wall. lol. takes me back... |
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Good Name 4 a Horse 16 Aug 12:35
8sid 16 Aug 12:28 Likely hood is she has had her nickers around her ankles while getting fingered against the pub wall. lol. takes me back... You got fingered against the pub wall :0 |
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didnt we all ?
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lol.... I was young... etc...
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brilliant
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calvin says he is after the other girl, way into all the rest imo......
he does NOT want the other girl. 1/10 |
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Absolute rubbish.
Calvin doesn't exist. They have paniced and thought of the gayest name they could come up with in an attempt to dupe you |
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i seriosusly doubt that 'calvin' has any mates, or that they'd be after your woman if he did. probably just good, clean fun with 'calvin' ultimately getting knocked back by your bird's mate.
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try listening to sahb nothing like a gang bang on utube it will help you relax untill she gets home.
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agreed with live forever.
even if he did exist then your mrs was a accessory to a mass orgy |
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Calvin wants them all imo
and he had them all too imo |
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'calvin' is a reference to his brand of underwear.
the guy's a stud, hung like a donkey... get over it. |
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On the plus side, your bird now takes it in the @rse.
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Easter 1916 16 Aug 12:39
i seriosusly doubt that 'calvin' has any mates, or that they'd be after your woman if he did. probably just good, clean fun with 'calvin' ultimately getting knocked back by your bird's mate. I know of him, and your right, very few mates. Wish she had told me she intended on staying out tho.... I was back from the pub at 12 and its not nice waking up to an empty bed. |
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and she wont be horny when she gets home
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They just didn't want to admit that they really went round to Dick Steele's house. Therefore, claiming that they went round to 'Calvin Fluffy's' instead.
If Calvin really existed and knew you were at home on your own he'd be banging on the door with a bottle of wine and some chemicals as we speak. |
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i am surprised she tell you that calvin was gay too.
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*didnt
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Just got a text off her but from her mates mobile, saying they have taken her daughter down to the lake for a walk and to feed the ducks, she will be home in about an hour. All that worry for nothing :)
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sit her down mansfield and have a heart to heart
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No need to mate, I know she is ok and I trust her. She prob told me she was staying over at someones house and I forgot
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feed the ducks ive never heard it called that before
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think ducks might be spelled wrong
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