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LOL THIS THREAD IS IMMENSE IMVCO
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:)
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mansfield - I feel ur lady got the "Gates of her love Castle " well and truely busted last nite by a " Big purple headed baton"
Why else would she stay out when this is not normal behaviour? It's a tough one as deep down this is what ur thinking as well |
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'Feeding the ducks' is actually a euphamism for 'whacking off' (it's in Roger's Profanisaurus), due to the similar wrist actions employed. However, I'm sure it can be used for a bird pleasuring a bloke too.
So basically she was giving him/them a hand shandy this morning and figured she needn't lie about it by using that term. Clever girl this 'un. |
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Feed%20the%20ducks
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oh dear.
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terrific thread :)
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You may find she is extra rude if u dabble with her tonite, my advice would be dont m uff dive or rim it, for a few days at least.
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she will probably make you do it tonight as it will help if she is already pregnant .
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thetitan 16 Aug 13:41
totally honest here this sounds fishy. feeding the ducks?! very strange imo. ask emily details about the duck excursion. and if at all possible, get a hold of the girl - ask her if she went to see the ducks. :^0 Remind me not to cross Titan! "now **...tell me the truth or the dolly gets it! Did you see any m0therf*ckin' ducks?" |
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Pizza and a bottle of wine, very nice. She is very sorry for worrying me last night, all is well. We actually saw Emily out too, and she kinda backed up the g/f's story by mentioning the duck feeding, and the daughter was there too and she said she enjoyed it so its true. :x
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good news mansfield. wd mate
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Mansfield watch for her going out unexpectantly one night this week nap
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Ta. Alot of worry for nothing. Certainly will refer back to this thread to check out the true colours of a few posters.
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mansfieldtoon 16 Aug 13:08
She is BACK :x no wonder she is shafting this stud calvin if your sat on betfair when she walks through door |
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i reckon she dumped him, he is just putting on a brave face.
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Who asked the girl first. Did your gf ask leading questions?
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Saw taxi drop her off, quick post to say shes back then log off. She dont like me spending too much time on here
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Just been for a walk, sh1t load of blokes hanging round the duck pond, most odd.
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Zola's Back Heel 16 Aug 21:17
Who asked the girl first. Did your gf ask leading questions? My g/f asked Sophie if she enjoyed feeding the ducks, she said yes. Nothing wrong with that |
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More to this than meets the eye Mansfield, give her a bloody good hiding now, beat the truth out of her....
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Sophie can expect a LARGE Xmas prezzie imho ;)
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did your girlfirend wink while asking the question?
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fancy meeting her friend in town, what a handy coincidence
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9/4 she pops out to the 'duckpond' sometime this week
11/4 she tells mansfield she is going to a girls nit at 'calvins' place 7/2 the charge in her moby has died next Saturday night again ? |
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8/1 mansfield is sleeping on the new sofa bed next week.
12/1 he is babysitting sophie every other weekend |
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every time he see's a duck for the rest of his life he will feel like they are mocking him, MOCKING HIM I TELL YOU
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Congrats Manfield, nice to see a happy ending
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WALOFS.
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IS and HRH
:^0 :^0 nowhere near the end of this thread imo, will run and run imo when mansfieldtoon pops out on a saturday night for once and he sees his bird cavorting in the boozer with the CALVINATOR |
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We actually saw Emily out too, and she kinda backed up the g/f's story by mentioning the duck feeding, and the daughter was there too and she said she enjoyed it so its true.
========= what a happy coincidence! the only two people willing to verify her fabricated alibi are present on the first time you leave your house! ?:| she realised her alibi was so ridiculous that she needed her 'witnesses' to reassure you that it was true, before you got suspish on her :0 women get more cunning by the day. |
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So the kid enjoys feeding ducks. All kids do! You should have asked the kid "Have you and my g/f been feeding the ducks today?? Never mind if she cries...that's just a cover. :D :D
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Kidnap the kid, hold out of a high window Jacko style until you get the truth, hth.
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lol
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ok so she did stay at emilys house that only leaves around 8 hours of unknown (drunk/horny) whereabouts...
just because she didnt stay the night doesnt mean she didnt get the full service imo. |
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Got to have trust youpay
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Thats true Manny.
If you trust them, you WILL pay... p.s. Women, particularly with their friends "cover-up" network and the most realistic and greatest liars of all time:) Over the decades many have stayed with me and spoken to their Guys, while in the boudoir and not one of the guys has queried their fables. Most Ladies are soooo convincing that I believe them myself and I'm with them, but NOT "in brighton"...:) |
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ARE the most plausible liars...
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Pretty horrible thought but very true. On the other hand you can't live your life being paranoid and worried about what they're doing. You just have to make sure they toe the line as best as possible.
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"Throwing darts" is another pastime you'd want to be wary of fwiw. And "skiing" (jerking off two fellas at the same time) should deffo cause sleepless nights and possibly even a tightening in the chest.
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