MY g/f went out with her mates last night...

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Max and Paddy Joined: 06 Feb 04
Replies: 6113 18 Aug 09 00:50 



I've got two dogs and they're much better company (and much better looking) than most bints


WOOF WOOF

long time no see

Aha, 1 of me all time favs, nice to see it back.

Do my quiz then SK and see if you get the question right

There's only one Mansfieldtoon..
There's only one Mansfieldtoon..
He found Calvin's Kleins..
But his girfriend's fine..
Walkin in a Mansfield Wonderland...

wedged rescore me, of course i knew the mansfield one i just didnt read them all when i saw feed the ducks

what a thread brilliant

what a b@stard gayer

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Just re read it amazingly funny, then sad, then funny, thread of the millenium.

Mans if ur still about all the best mate hope things are going ur way.

^

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classic fred.

quack quack

I don't know whether or not I contributed to this thread, but I definitely read a lot of it and it is funny.

Whenever anyone talks about feeding ducks I s**** to myself.

Quack quack.

The blank word is sn!gger ffs

The restaurant scene in groundhog day, for me

I know this is funny to the reat of us, but this was the post...


mansfieldtoon     17 Aug 09 18:54 
Ok, enough of this ** now. I'm sat hear absolutely devasted. She came home just past 7, asked me to sit down on the sofa with her. Gave it thewhole its not you its me and I'm not ready for this kind of committment speech #doesnt know if I'm the one' before telling me its over and she was sorry. She is coming over tomorrow to pick up her stuff. What more is that we bought this place 2 years ago and I cant afford the morgage on my own. I feel absolutely gutted, sat here and cried for half an hour, never ever felt so alone as I do right now


Now the odd one or two of you who have got a woman...well it's not nice.

this thread should be resurrected on a regular basis, a true classic

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HRH is hilarious on this thread. 

a welcome return of a cherished classic 

has to be one of the best threads ever. wonder what mansfiedtoon is up to now?

He's ducking and diving

just read his post on footie forum about backing liverpool with a grand to but xmas presis for his kids and lost.

no mention of kids in this thread -aug 2009 all a bit fishy if you ask me

mansfield in liar shocker 

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If it's any consolation, my girlfriend regularly does this sort of thing.  That's kind of what I like about her.  My wife doesn't though, as she's a strict Methodist.  Pays yer money...

maybe he should come on and answer the question!!!

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a proper fred retrieval


well played

Yes....but.... go through the whole thread reading the original poster's post, if you're a bloke you can understand....

Understand what? He should have thrown her out straight away. No sense in ducking the issue.

Does she take it up  the gary?

quack quack

Good thread.

Nice to see SEEDGIRL back.

Did she ever arrive home?

SEEDGIRL was a good poster, what happened to her?

She was a stupid tart tbh who kept bringing old threads back.

Silly cow

One of the funniest things on here was when Kenny had a go at seedgirl before he realised it was TGM.

Sad bastards

That wasn't this thread, rob, but yes that was funny.

Can't be arsed to read it all did she arrive home the next day with a bag full of man fat or was it all kosher

I think rob meant on here as in on the forum, not as on this thread. Hth.

I know that, but clarified just in case. HTH

In case the 1000/1 chance that "here" meant this thread.

Who was/is TGM?

The Glimmer Man, aka George Segal mate.

Thanks.

in the movie obviously.

Seagal*

Steven* Segal ffs.

That clears it up. Had never heard of either tbh.
I watch very little films/tv other than music, sport, news and nature programmes.

TGM was one of the many names that has been used by cmat, akabula.

Any sign of Taxi coming back.

He e.mailed me the other day. He's enjoying the break. He's thinking of getting a new name winter-time.

If he comes back akabula it will be obvious because he will be the one starting a thread about bbc bias regards race.

chuckle

rob_dylan    22 Mar 15 18:22 
One of the funniest things on here was when Kenny had a go at seedgirl before he realised it was TGM.


the funniest moment

If I can make someone smile as I pass this way my living will not be in vain.

good luck with that

this thread is a classic

first few pages are legendary

Yes they were good. You can always rely on the forum for sympathy and understanding.

Fishy stalks me all the time. Sad fecker.

Is it too late? Don't feed them bread...

must be sore by now

Just read the first 20 pages,this has been awesome,still can't make my mind up whether mansfield was having a wind up or being honest. Relationship advice,this is the LAST place I would ask !

Did she ever come home?

All-time classic fred IMO

lol good to have a little read again of a classic

Riveting and very funny reading at the time... Sad but predictable ending if i remember right... when i say sad, i mean hilarious.. obvs.

what was the outcome?

Size mattered

Aug 18, 2009 -- 9:28AM, J1846 wrote:

I've only got eyes for Kelly atm

Do you know jc1326 ??

was he with a wrongun then?

In a nutshell, missus went out and didn't come home; in the meantime Mansfield was beginning to feel like he does after every Toon game.

Finally arrives and tells him she stayed at a friends; she failed to mention it was a new friend. Nevertheless she has an immediate bath and offers him dinner that evening where, conveniently, her alibi turns up.

After the meal she doesn't feel like sex, as she is full. She ate too much too.

Next day she dumps him

Mansfield knocks one out

Yes, they were good. You can always rely on the forum for sympathy and understanding.

Did he ever get to spaff on her chebs ?

I said to her she really should phone home but when she'd finished she pointed out it's hard to talk with your mouth full

he needs to return and update us on both their situations!!

Should think he's an emotional wreck and she's bowlegged

he might of pulled a cracker !!

9 years on, I'm still in tears reading Lager Khan's line

"Have her knickers from saturday night hatched yet?"

A top quality fishing thread from mansfieldtoon.

Does Calvin still enjoy his duck pink and moist?

whatever happened to mansfieldtoon?

A classic thread.  We don't make them like this anymore

I am surprised it has not been banned, although I suppose they could have taken the naughty bits out

can't be bothered to read all that

Is she back yet?

Nor can I and it's probably already been asked but, did she bring her Mates back - or did she use them all?

Class  8 sid obviously looking for Lodgings spotted an opening

I'm not going to read back through all of this....unless there are any ducks in it!

a real classic, she was defo a wrongun.