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It's been 4 mins since the text.... plus end time. She should be back by now.
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She is BACK :x
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greggs, you have an unfair insight into blokes mentality on this forum.
I wish there was female forum I could spy on :D |
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Is she a looker Mansfield ?
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*as the bathroom door slams.
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Here she comes, walking like John Wayne after riding Pegasus all night
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you dont have a gf you obease recluse blob
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GT 16 Aug 13:09
Is she a looker Mansfield ? you sure you spelled that correctly? |
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*** hurriedly removing the six inch hoops from her ears ***
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:^0
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lol flea :)
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great fred imo
have not laughed so much in a long time. |
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lol hrh
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on a serious note, how do you know if she was up to no good?
not saying that she was **ing on you or anything, but you dont want her being so cryptic with everything. not having a charged phone is a ridiculous and unacceptable excuse for anything these days - esp if you were genuinely worried about her. my ex was repulsed by smoking and only ever had the odd drink. one friday night she went out and i saw pictures of her on facebook the next morning, lying on the floor asleep, drunk like a sl@g. i did her again that night, snuck out in the morning and left her a note on her fridge 'nice knowing you, sl@g' |
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Ok she has gone striaght in the bath after a quick kiss. She has aksed for me to make her a cup of tea.
I'm gonna have it out with her when I take the tea into the bathroom. |
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gone to wash the man fat from her bucket f@nny imo
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washing out the evidence :(
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or she is full up to the brim.
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fk me. demanding tea before she explains? :0
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that is disgusting
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Don't 'have it out' when she comes out of the bathroom ffs.
She's already seen enough of them in the past 24 hours. |
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did she smell as if she had been at the seaside or a duckpond?
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Yes, check the shower plug hole - will look and smell like the filter in the bottom of the deep fat fish fryer at the local chippy
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When she eventually leaves this world..will it be in a Y shaped coffin ?
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:^0
10 different coloured hairs on the soap could be a bad sign |
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:^0 ^^^^^
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does she take milk?
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no, black only........
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:^0
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Gone straight in bath hmmmmm
She could have at least let you watch the cream pie. if you believe all this, your a mup mup m8 |
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its going to be hard to hide carpets burns on her knees, back & elbows imo.
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These are the perils when you meet a partner at a**party imo
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I like how he says that he trusts her but he also wants to ask her.......
the thing is toon your blow up doll does not talk you mug |
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bukk@ke ffs!
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Watch to see how she holds the tea.
If she daintily holds the cup by the handle she's in the clear. If she grips the cup like a builder holding a scaffold pole. Send her back to her fancy man. |
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does she have chaffed lips ?
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check her minge for**
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can you apply balm there? might interfere with body chemistry
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Straight in the bath, she's been taking it from all angles, all night.
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HRH The Lager Khan 16 Aug 13:16
Yes, check the shower plug hole - will look and smell like the filter in the bottom of the deep fat fish fryer at the local chippy :^0 :^0 :^0 |