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show her the thread
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show her the thread
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thread post spread currently at 693 - 699
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SHOW HER THE THREAD!!!
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Have her knickers from saturday night hatched yet?
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That is disgusting, lager khan
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She's out feedin Orville imo..
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I salute your pluck.
Girlfriend putting you through mental anguish for 24 hours, but you still have the stiff upper lip to start comedy threads on the cricket forum. |
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Not even in the top 50 most disgusting posts on this thread Madam imo!!!
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Don't worry about her getting goosed by the duck-pond, but definitely dump her if she presents you with the bill.
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lager khan - Have her knickers from saturday night hatched yet?
-------------- i really wish i had posted that - total class. |
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and i agree with ken masters - show her the fred. maybe a webcam of her reaction would be a good idea, too.
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no chance lads, still intending on the chat tonight
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she will be home late.......NAP
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five minutes to go
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mansfield - joking aside, this is a serious bit of advice for u. IF she did do something (and i doubted her, until the justification and meeting her pal happened) then one of 2 things will happen.
either she will start screaming and going on that u dont trust her, she will try and make u feel bad - guilt transferrance or she wont be able to look at you. and start stuttering and backtracking. either way it will end with the 'well if u dont facking trust me, we're through' line. |
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Slip her a length before any MOT nonsense. If it's like throwing electrons down a Large Hadron Collider you won't need to waste your time with the chat.
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If he slips her a length it's 1.01 that when he withdraws there's duck feathers stuck to his chap.
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i think this is all a lie.
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If that is the case you might as well dump her whilst rubbing your**z in her hair and laughing. She would appreciate that imo.
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"It only takes suspicion to destroy trust, not proof"
When you confront her with it, you can guage a lot by her reaction. Righteous indignation usually hides a guilty conscience. |
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Is going to end in tears, guilty or not guilty. Be careful.
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Cant be arsed to read all this, did she come back safe and sound?
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^^ correct.
if she's guilty, you're doomed MT, if she's innocent, she'll hate you for suspecting her (citing lack of trust and stuff) either forget about it or dump her. tough i know, but you can't let her gain the upper hand! |
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Is she home yet?
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she's getting an MOT of mansfield, her exhaust needs cleaning out imo
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Has her exhaust been torn apart
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Ding Dong i'm home hunny, Sophies asked me to go feed the ducks again, dont wait up, Sophies eager to see the shooting stars too, so i may stay over, have you done the washing, i need a change of undies.
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D0ng
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lol
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Whats the point of this MOT anyway we all know it was a flat Battery,
Ill get me coat |
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I'll tell you what though, even when the indicator says theres ** all life in the battery there is usually enough to send a text imo
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silence is DEAFENING.......whatever he comes on and says ..........................i think we all know the TRUTH and sadly so does MT
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Looks like a ripped out fireplace (NAP) ;)
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Show some respect - he's busy digging out a new duck pond in the back garden so he can keep an eye on her, having concreted in the one that was in the local park.
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The calvinator is the mp who claimed the duckpond on expenses (nap)
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I would be equally amused and frightened if the next post from mansfield begins
"I've done something terrible, lads." |
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miami :D
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I came to this situation rather late, unlike some others who we've yet to uncover, but it took HRH to finally make me to choke my beer and twisted cheese snacks (not a euphamism):
If he slips her a length it's 1.01 that when he withdraws there's duck feathers stuck to his chap Speaking personally, I don't think anyone can move on until we resolve whether mansfield's gf does have hooped earrings. I think It's worth exploring Calvin (not a euphamism) and finding out if he's gay. 11/4 he is with a name like that imo, in which case all is well. 1.12 you should NOT have told your gf you looked at you phone. Absolutely nothing to lose from that apart from your guilt, and you can farking sort that out with God when you get to purgatory. 11/1 God's called Calvin anyway, in which case you can lay off (not a euphamism) for a green book (not a euphamism) 4/6 we need some info on the dirty knickers to maximise the already superb support chit chat is providing 15/2 I'm sure you can get play lie detector things from Argos, so get Emily and her daughter round for a "harmless game" not a euphamism) and probe the ducks (not a euphamism) |
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Ok, enough of this ** now. I'm sat hear absolutely devasted. She came home just past 7, asked me to sit down on the sofa with her. Gave it thewhole its not you its me and I'm not ready for this kind of committment speech #doesnt know if I'm the one' before telling me its over and she was sorry. She is coming over tomorrow to pick up her stuff. What more is that we bought this place 2 years ago and I cant afford the morgage on my own. I feel absolutely gutted, sat here and cried for half an hour, never ever felt so alone as I do right now
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