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MY g/f went out with her mates last night...
MY g/f went out with her mates last night...
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she has told him yes. but he's not sure is he. pretty obvious from his comments imo. all im saying is that if he has doubts now he will never be able to forget them and eventually this will be the demise of the relationship anyway, so he needs to decide outright whether he believes what she is saying or not. if the answer is not, then he has to do something else doent he - just deciding its over seems over-the-top and ignoring it isnt helping him either.
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I say get her pregnant quick, that'll solve everything. Even if it comes out black, there's a good chance you have a recessive gene.
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What a briiliant thread!
Oh the naivete of poor Mansfield.His birds gone out and scored,sound slike not so rare an occurenc eeither,and he thinks she's just "partied hard and crashed out" brilliant! oh she'll have "partied hard" all right! I'll give birds one thing they're good at knowing what they can get away with.They know the kind of weak boke who'll believe all that pony about "phones batteries running low" and suchlike. At least keep your pride intact and dump her,you sound a right sniveeling wuss tbh. |
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lol ken
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Instead of starting a thread on here when she didnt come home, I would have done the following.
1. open the shoe cupboard 2. check all shoes still have laces attached 3. breath a hugh sigh of relief at least I know the mighty bulldog hasnt had her |
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I'm sorry Mansfield has got into this situation, but lets have a look at this.
She spends the whole night out, even though she hadn't planned to Even though this was the case she claimed her phone ran out of batteries, and there was no other conceivable way to get in touch. She goes round to the house of a single bloke after a night of drinking in a club, at about 2am. Randomly bumps into friend during a meal, who is there to corroborate the whole story. .............................. If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a duck. |
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Quacking thread, methinks.
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There's precedent Sprinter, a mate of mine's wife recently gave birth to a girl. Now either she's been schtupped by a potent Lebanese or he's got a recessive girl-gene. I don't know all the medical mumbo-jumbo but either way, it's not right is it.
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It looks like a duck
and she went somewhere else for her f**K |
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Ken Masters 17 Aug 15:38
I say get her pregnant quick, that'll solve everything. Even if it comes out black, there's a good chance you have a recessive gene. :D comes out black 1/4 comes out white 3/1 comes out white and it's yours 26/1 |
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Check her knickers for bread crumbs!
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MT if you do drop your gf at least you know you've got Joanne Quade in reserve!
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the titan - FFS mansfield - who on earth would prioritize a SANDWICH over their boyfriend?
------------ especially since she went MIA for about 12 hours. lets just recap on what happened: she spent the nite getting bladdered with her**-drunk pals, then disappeared back to some blokes gaff, meanwhile her fones battery is working about as well as the local benefits queue. she then comes in, pops out with u for sumthing to eat, where she bumps into her pals to, conveniently, verify the story. the relationship will never be the same - u have doubts now and these will never, ever disappear. those 12 hours - it doesnt matter if she slept like a log, or got roasted by the jamaican bobsleigh squad - have effectively culled yr relationship. oh, and dont blame yrself, dont listen to people saying yr not mature enough, couldnt handle it or u should trust her. its her fault, her being selfish, inconsiderate and downright facking stupid. at no stage could she ring u (she could txt off her mates fone, but not ring u!!!) - why not? that tells u all u need to know. |
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mansfieldtoon 17 Aug 13:47
She couldn't speak, having lunch at a sandwich bar, ffs spending more money :^0 Why cant they take a packed lunch like us blokes FFS! i've just read this thread all the way through and can only surmize your a weak willed lilly livered coffe drinking office boy verging on **sexuality!The only thing misisng is your 3/4 length pants FFS! As for your bird.her excuses really are horrific lies not doubt about it "none of her mates would let her use the phone"lol that on it's own is terrible. Best of luck mate but you've been had |
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Best of luck mate but you've been had
--------------------------------------------- So's his gf evidently. |
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what do i do now? 17 Aug 15:49 the relationship will never be the same - u have doubts now and these will never, ever disappear. those 12 hours - it doesnt matter if she slept like a log, or got roasted by the jamaican bobsleigh squad PMSL. |
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I cant read all this ffs !
Has she come home yet ? |
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worth the read
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Dump her, you wont feel too bad, just think of all them 8 quids you will save.
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she's come many times, by all accounts.
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pumpy she just got home...mansfield is sticking by jayne....
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mansfieldtoon 16 Aug 21:18
Saw Harlem Globetrotters tour bus drop her off, quick post to say shes back then log off. She dont like me spending too much time on here Evidently she has panglina |
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On the plus side, she'd give the forensics lab a proper work-out should any "misfortune" befall her, and you'd be the last in a line of a dozen blokes in the frame.
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see above post ken we know who it was
and mansfield soes she have big hooped earring you didnt say? |
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*does
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when he attempts to wave his magic wand in what may now have become the dartford tunnel perhaps he will have his answers
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Nothing wrong with a bird with big hooped earrings.
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MT,
I am sorry mate but you have definitely been **ed on. There is no one thing that makes me think this it is the accumulatiuon of evidence. It all sounded ropey anyway but surely the convenient running into her alibi when you pop out is just ridiculous. You may believe in coincidence but thats a few coincidences you have to string together to believe her story. Personally I would hump her at the 1st opportunity, pull it out at the vital moment and spaff all over her chebs and then tell her to get dressed and get the fook out of your house. She will then have to go to her friends smelling of**zum instead of coming back from her 'friends' smelling of**zum! |
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panglima - its worth it.
a brief precis, if u will. our hero, a geordie living in mansfield, has got hitched up with some**trunk. she has popped out with her pals, got whammo and double randy. they got back to her mates gaff, the batteries ran out on the 'team rabbit', so they used a frozen pannini. she ended up getting shafted so hard buy the rock hard bread, she split and they ended up sticking her back together with duck tape, the following morning. naturally, she wont let him go down there, as its a right disaster area. the 5lapper and the fool popped out for a pizza (unfrozen) last nite and all is right with the world. however, today he rang her, but she couldnt speak as she was either in the walk in centre or B&Q after some superglueglue and a staple gun. |
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Will have a read later
By the sound of it sounds like something that happened to me back in 95. |
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Jesus lads, I would go as far as to say some of you are enjoying this thread :( I've had a rottern 24 hours.
She is due home at just after 5pm, I wonder how she would react if I showed her this thread? I am going to have a sit down talk with her tonight over tea, hopefully find the words I'm looking for. Want to tell her how much I missed her on Sat night and that I dont want her staying out with mates anymore unless she definately tells me where she is. We sometimes have a relationship MOT and ask each other how things are going so will try to initiate one of those, get the air clear and then move on from there. I love her to bits lads, dont want to lose her :( |
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If you don't want lose her then you may have to accept sharing her then!
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Mansfield...her MOT might say she has just had a right thorough Service!
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do you need an MOT to tell you the wheels have fallen off?
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Helmuthian Folds 17 Aug 16:18
If you don't want lose her then you may have to accept sharing her then! GT 17 Aug 16:20 Mansfield...her MOT might say she has just had a right thorough Service! J1846 17 Aug 16:20 do you need an MOT to tell you the wheels have fallen off? :^0 :^0 :^0 BRILLIANT. calvinator's story up as well, fwiw. |
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MT, most of the posters on this thread wouldn't be so blase if it was their own bird imo. At the end of the day it's not really got much to do with the people on this forum, myself included, especially not those who make a hobby of misogyny.
I wouldn't pay any credence to the rantings of emotionally scarred forumites, or those who are posting just to wind you up. Ultimately this is something that can only be sorted by you and her. The only question you have to ask yourself, as someone who knows her better than anyone on this place is this: "When I woke up on Sunday morning, and there was still no sign on her, did I think there was a significant chance she'd been playing away?" If so then frankly you'll probably never quite put the doubt out of your mind, whereas if the doubt has only been planted by what's been posted on this thread then you shouldn't take too much notice of the posters here. |
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She obviously stayed a Calvin's, then i the morning went to her mates house to feed the ducks while they worked out a story.
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She is due home at just after 5pm, I wonder how she would react if I showed her this thread?
Whatever you do, DO NOT SHOW HER THIS THREAD. |
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I wont. I have said I checked her phone so would be landing myself in the deep stuff :(
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show her the thread
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