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Have you got her number MnP sounds like my kind of burd.
I'd hope she may now have had a promotion to Pooles's mind! |
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lending a mate a nifty and chargin 20 interest. thats feckin lame man!
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i actually banged this beauty 3 times. the 2nd time was earlier in the night we went to visit my mate. she mounted me behind the corner of the pub garden. was over in about 20 seconds, hence me pushing for round 3 before the visit was over. she actually always says round 2 was the best sex shes ever had. was literally 20 seconds though. punished her good and proper a few hours later. not sure if its a good or bad thing. probably leads me to another worse thing but i think about her alot when im with my bride, she does too apparently. problem is she is thick as ** so nothing proper there. if i split from my bride im definitely going to have to fbook her and as long as her boyf aint no kickboxer chance meeting up with her and nailing her again.
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1996 xmas day!!
I lad i new was a smack rat and had dvt in his leg went to the hospital to ask him if i could have his brand new rockport boots seing he may only have 1 leg soon !!!!! |
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I've got to...didcot, yately 01 Mar 13:52 i'd rather masterbate than have sex with a condom. :D |
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Quality Derek. Lol.
I think the worst things i've done are biting someones nose who was trying to pull my mrs one night when I walked into a boozer, and currently in the process of scattering a loved ones ashes, yet my sister is digging her heels in so looking at giving her some ground stuff from the garden centre instead. Decisions, decisions. |
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mine is, by some distance, being sick on the head of a girl giving me a blowie.
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looooooooooooooool
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well ive done a few bad ones. a decent mates gf when i was 17. deserved a hiding for that but never got it. she made all the running tho. and never done anything similar since but had the chance to. but the worst is defo selling tickets for a non existent booze cruise in majorca. got the tickets printed up and sold loads.....
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pmsl
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That is feckin bad about the tickets tiptopcat :0
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some proper northern mugs in here
no morals you northern basterds dont see this tripe on fulham road mates are mates |
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in science class at school, me and me mate stuck drawing pins on the teachers chair before class(left 2of them pointing upwards under bits of fluff) she was a big fatty and let out a huge yelp when she sat at them her face was purple, never owned up and whole class got 30 mins detention
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agreed. mates are mates. no time for people who nail mates birds. fkn pathetic, no matter how mudh they instigate it.
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Yeah bangin your mates missus is lowest of the low. Suppose you can make slight allowances for it when you're a young lad.
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Angela Rebecchi 01 Mar 14:07
lending a mate a nifty and chargin 20 interest. thats feckin lame man! times were hard mate.. i asked him for £30 intrest but he wasnt having it :^0 |
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Was once arrested for criminal damage on Halloween dressed as Papa Lazarou - not guilty obviously, but odd being sat in the pig den as a black and white minstrel in a top hat.
Upside being, I won a DVD player for best dressed earlier that evening. |
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i nailed a bird last weekend bareback after telling her i earned 80,000 a week working on wall street
and she got my number and shes texting me and i**zeed my wad everywhere im finnish if she says shes pregnant |
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did you sell any pegs sir talbot? pmsl :D
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Massive diff when your young from whe your older!!
Banging a mates bird or wife!! |
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Seeing as we are now seated and confortable, let's turn up the heat.
I stole £2000 from 4 L*dbrokes shops in 1996. I had a deposit account and sussed out the procedure for depositing. I would come in and deposit cash. The manager or assistant would phone the deposit centre and give the RAD (which I deduced was the shop location) and the shop number (4 digit code). I got one of my friends to call up and say there was a customer wishing to deposit into her account. He gave the RAD and the shop number and advised £500 was being deposited. The person on the phone gave a reference and the money was credited. Did this 4 times over 2 weeks and gambled the 2k on horses. Lost it all but 2k worth of free bets. Can't be done now due to changes in procedures but what a thrill. |
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Careful dayna, fecking hell. That's criminal pal. You could still get done for that ?
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nailed my mates ex last year on his 30th bday :(
They'd been split up for about a year and were still good mates (they went out for 6 years) so its not like anyone **ed on anyone but felt feckin awful the next day. He aint finding out. Agree that mates birds should be off limits. |
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Iam not saying anything that ive done that is againts the law!!!
But a did use to sell fish oxygen tablets as Es in the early 90s!! Believe me or not peps would come back and ask for more!! |
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dayna is 1 evil b8tch
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grey area that one lix. still pretty low. if she is very fit then understandable, if nothing special then very poor show old boy.
i once helped out my old boss who paid out several large bets to himself during the EPOS transition. sciphened alot of cash. not sure thats a bad thing in truth. family man, think/know he spookered it in a rival branch though PMSL. |
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ye crossing the boundary with criminality
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alesi, I will take that as a compliment. I haven't scraped the surface yet. I have many skeletons in my closet.
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me to dayna but cant say much lol
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What else ya got then Dayna? :p
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I tied a lad who stole some money off me to a tree nakedand threw dog food at him, then told him the area was full of foxes. I then told him i was leaving him for the night so they'd eat him.
I waited round the corner for a bit then let him go, pooed himself, p1ssed himself. Dirty theiving smackhead. |
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I didnt sell any pegs but woke up very confused. Spent a night n the cells but they didnt take me to my local station...woke up, got released to a cacophony of aeroplanes...the fuzz had taken me to the nick at Heathrow - took me a good 20 mins (still semi pished) to work out what was happening.
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When I was 14 I lied about my dad assaulting me. He didn't lay a finger on me but I told everyone he did because he told me I couldn't stay up and watch the TV late one night. I planned the revenge for weeks and eventually got my mum to report him to the police for slapping and kicking me.
He was questioned by the police but never charged. We never spoke much after that and eventually not at all. He never quizzed me on why I lied which I always found odd. |
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Holding a grudge against your old man for weeks at the age of 14? :0
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Worst thing i can think of off the top of my head shames me to this day.
I went through a phase of pizzing in public for 'banter' whenever sloshed at uni. Outside, and a few times for the craic whilst getting served at the bar of pub/nightclub bar (its amazing how easily you can get away with it hiding in plane sight as no one expects to see someone**ing in the middle of a rammed bar) However this ended one night when blootered I saw a couple kissing goodnight on what must have been one of their doorsteps. For reasons unknown to me I approached them covertly whilst they were locked together and started peeing on then..think it was mostly the bloke. Took about 2 seconds before they realised what was going on. They were naturally horrified and the bloke swung at me whilst they quickly retreated into the abode and slammed the door shut. I woke disgusted and disillusioned with public urination and vowed to apologise but could never remember the house and/or what they looked like. Prob not the worst thing but worst thing that comes to mind |
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In about 1985 me and a few mates "celebrated" the start of school summer holidays by pinching a couple of Honda step-thru mopeds.
We spent the whole night ragging the ass off them.One of bikes gave up the ghost and was promptly dumped, the other we totally battered ,wheeled it back on to the poor fellas drive and put the grey protective rain cover back over it . Would love to have seen his face when it was next uncovered Happy days !! |
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This isn't the worst thing ever, but I'm not too proud of myself.
A year ago, I was drinking Peroni on an empty stomach in a pub in Shepherds Bush. After eight pints, I was stood at the bar when I was suddenly sick. I went to the toilet to sort myself out, but on my way into the toilet I was sick again - right in front of my mates. I tried to clean myself up, but there was still a big sick stain all over my shirt. As I walked back into the bar, I opened the door and slipped in my own sick, landing with a big thud and hurting my elbow. We were asked to leave the premises. |
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yep, the selling of tickets was bad. i did discount them tho from 60 euros a head to 20 each to get rid of 'the last 20' ;)
in my defence the friends girl was when 17 and i felt terrible after. however 30 now and not done it since and there has been a couple of opportunities. and with hot ones too! aditionally rebecki i dont agree with the if they are hot it is understandable and if they are average it is a poor show. do you think it makes a difference to how hurt your mate would be assuming they find out? 'but shes good looking / ugly and i dont even fancy her' cant see it making much difference in his reaction lol |
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YESTERDAY at our local one of the lads left his phone on the bar when he went for a cig.Another snatched the phone and legged it to the toilet.He gave himself a semi lob on and took a photo of it with his phone
We were chuckling about it when another of our group(a first class nutter) overheard what had gone on.Nutjob grabs the phone and proceeds to send the photo of the hard on to everyone in his phone book The fall out was spectacular and I cant wait to get to the pub tonight to watch round two Ps I,m accidentally going to leave my phone at home |
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When Northern Ireland were abroad for one of their World Cup qualifiers, one of their players got hold of a journalist's mobile and sent a text to about 25 random people in his contacts: "Ring me urgently." The journo got calls from all sorts of people, wondering what was wrong.
The next day, the player got hold of another journo's phone and texted some smutty comment to a load of women in his contacts. Unfortunately, he sent the text to the bloke's 12-year-old daughter. That brought an end to that bit of fun and games. |