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What is the worst thing you have ever done?
What is the worst thing you have ever done?
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3 things spring to mind.
1. When I was 12 me and a mate p!ssing on a load of clothes charity bags left in the local church. Still haunts me to this day. 2. In a small local chinese restauarant in my 20's out with a girlfriend. The waiter was ****ing me off by being plain rude to the both of us. In the toilets upstairs I 'accidently left the tap running with the plug in the sink'. 30mins later water coming down the walls and through the ceiling above the bar. They had to close the resturant early and I got a discount off my bill too. 3. Walking home from work a few years and a load of chav schoolgirls walking past me larking about. One of the girls pushed another into me sending me flying and I got no apology. I thought I'm not standing for that so I brushed myself and discreetly lobbed the biggest greenie and flem I could muster onto the poor schoolgirls blazer as they carried on walking. Calmly walking off I could hear the other girls saying to her 'Errr you got loads of spit on your back'. |
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I once jumped on a train for 5 stops without paying.
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i once got married only to find out women were like hurricanes.theyre wet and windy ehen they come and when they go they take the house the car and the kids with them!
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Nothing too exciting.
I once returned to my car in Tesco at night time. I was parked around the side, away form the main entrance. They were having renovation work done and so had a large white "tent" in the car park, surrounded by a metal fence. I was in my car and saw 3 kids run into the car park from the adjacent waste field. They squeezed through a gap in the metal fence, cut open the white tent and made of with loads of goodies. It was dark, no one else around so I thought I'd have some of that. I ran over, got in and ran back to my car with 3 cardboard boxes. I then drove home excited by the thought of what I might have. Cds? Dvds? Cakes? I was somewhat disappointed to find I had acquired 72 packs of own-brand toilet wipes. Crime doesn't pay afterall. ======== Back in 2006 I unintentionally found myself with 2 girlfriends; one local and one in Canterbury whom I met via a mate who was at uni there. My Canterbury one (let's call her Chloe, for that was her name) had been on holiday and I was due to pick her up at Gatwick at 9am. The day before my local girlfriend (Heidi) was having a family barbecue which I attended. We ended up around her mates house where we all got thoroughly smashed on beer and waccy baccy (of which it was my first, and only, time). After much sex, vomiting and hallucinating it must have been about 5 or 6 before sleeping. I eventually woke up at about half 9 in the morning and finally arrived at Gatwick just before midday. I told Chloe I couldn't get to sleep as I was so looking forward to seeing her again and as a result overslept when I did finally fall asleep. She forgave me, bless her. ======= I once answered my mobile when my ex (and true love) called, whilst shagging my then-girlfriend Lisa at the time. We didn't last long together. ====== When I was at school I printed my own bus tickets. |
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Oh and a pool/snooker place in Romford. £5 deposit for the cues, non-refundable if they get damaged. The tip on my girlfriend's cue came off; it was a cheap glued-on thing. We had nothing to stick it back on with so I went to the toilets, bashed the bishop and came out with a little bit of my magic juice on my finger. Stuck the tip back on just good enough so we could hand the cues back in what appeared to be good condition. The girl behind the counter even said thank you, little did she know.
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remember in the 80s i was on a job renovating an old hospital ,anyway we had the most smarmy, snidey horrible condescening b,stard of a foreman who would sneak up on workers and try to catch them slacking he was hated by all the site ,anyway that autumn it had pished down with rain for weeks and the courtyard was like the trenches of the somme! full of mud and water ,and scaffold boards had been put along the mud to allow access to the entrances of the building ,anyway a few of us were working on the 3rd floor and a guy looks out the window and says look out the formans coming !looking out i can see him crouching down and sneaking along the scaffold boards hoping not to be seen and to catch someone not working on the ground floor , there were about half a dozen 2o odd kilo bags of dry plaster in our room and the window was open just as he was directly below us me and my mate emptied one of the bags out the window on him
feck me it went up like the fecking atom bomb they dropped in ww2, 2o odd kilos of dry plaster powder all over him ,he looked like a fecking ghost after the dust had cleared !he was fuming and screaming blue murder threatning to sack every c**t in the building! |
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I robbed 3 yorkies from a Tescos when I was about 10, that's all I have I'm afraid!
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02 Mar 10 12:53 Joined: 23 Dec 04 | Topic/replies: 1,350 | Blogger: Bladerunner61's blog Seems we are all human! lol Anything more from you Oscar? |
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I was about 20 and a pretty decent chess player. Some pals and I travelled down from Scotland to Cleethorpes for a tournamennt and I entered the lowest section under an assumed name. Needless to say I won the tournament section but then the main organiser writes me a prizemoney cheque in my assumed name! We pretended we had no money left for petrol for the journey home. All the organisers now start running about emptying their pockets out to find enough to pay my prize in cash.
I thanked them very much then we got tanked on the way home. |
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some crackers on here |
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could be worth a read. any highlights?
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As a teenager occasionally shat into holes at the local golf club and then hid and watched the ensuing golfer distress.
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FAO Dayne Jane Stirling
Seeing as we are now seated and confortable, let's turn up the heat. I stole £2000 from 4 L*dbrokes shops in 1996. I had a deposit account and sussed out the procedure for depositing. I would come in and deposit cash. The manager or assistant would phone the deposit centre and give the RAD (which I deduced was the shop location) and the shop number (4 digit code). I got one of my friends to call up and say there was a customer wishing to deposit into her account. He gave the RAD and the shop number and advised £500 was being deposited. The person on the phone gave a reference and the money was credited. Did this 4 times over 2 weeks and gambled the 2k on horses. Lost it all but 2k worth of free bets. Can't be done now due to changes in procedures but what a thrill. I did exactly the same with Will H Got away with a few grand, easy wasnt it |
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When we were about 14 me and my mates ( one is a top CID officer now ) printed up sponsored walk sheets and went round looking for people to sponsor us for a 20 mile walk. After the first couple of people put their names down we put a star next to their names. When we visited more houses people were asking what the star meant and we told them that they had paid up front to save us having to go back for the money after our long walk, worked a dream and we made 100s and that was in the 70s.
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Where do I start with this thread. One of many springs to mind when I was a lot younger.
Me and a couple of mates just hanging around when one of them fancied something to eat. I had no money but he told me not to worry about it, it was on him. So we entered this cafe and me being me ordered one of the cheapest things on the menu, beans on toast. My other mates ordered steak sandwich, chips and a side salad, and a couple of milkshakes. As I was eating my beans on toast, watching my mates with a hint of jealousy, I swear I could taste those steak sandwiches. Anyhow as soon as we had all finished eating one of my mates jokingly said 'lets do a runner.' I looked at my other mate and he had this sly smile on his face. Now as I had no money I started feeling a little uncomfortable with this but before I could say anything both of them were on their feet and started quickly shuffling towards the door. I had no choice but to follow them. As soon as we were out of the door we ran like the clappers down the street, then down a back alley and over a railway line onto a golf course. By this time we were miles away and the danger was over. I then said to them both... "Thanks a ****g lot guys. If I'd have known you was going to do a runner, I would have ordered ****g steak and chips as well." |
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When I was about 15 or 16 my mother had a run in with the manager of shop over some faulty goods. She couldn't get her money back and swore never to go in the shop again. A couple of days later I went fishing down the pier one night and caught over a dozen silver eels. On my way home I put them through the letter box of the shop! I have to say I have felt guilty ever since, poor eels!!
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Ah, Dayna Jane - a name from the past.
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Ah, Dayna Jane - a name from the past.
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lybertyne • March 20, 2013 6:07 PM GMT
When I was at school I printed my own bus tickets. ^ x 2 |
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i once pooped in the tooba
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this thread should be part of the national curriculum
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remember causing a fight on a building site I was labouring on,i was p****d off with the plasterer I was mixing for so i chucked his sandwiches in a cement mixer when he wasn't looking,he stupidly tried to blame the biggest brickie you ever saw and got his head put through the studded partition he`d just skimmed up
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Keep EM' Coming ...Indeed Viva It is Comedy Gold  |
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Forgot how good this fred is. Some of the ones on page 11 are absolutely superb
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you're right !
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this thread has obviously touched a nerve with whoever went through it giving everything 2 stars
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This one isn't funny but it's true. I reported a member of my own family to the police when they were looking for someone who'd abducted and murdered a child. The photofit especially, and other details of the time and place and vehicle involved in the crime, made my spine shiver and I knew I had to pick up the phone to the cops. A day or two later, someone else was arrested and later convicted and sent down for the rest of his life. Deep down I know I did the right thing but it horrified me for weeks afterwards what I'd done as soon as the other man was arrested. The member of my family I reported has never been involved in any serious crimes, just a few minor brushes, and nothing ever violent or sex crime related.
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Good on ya Jed serves him right
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fell out with my mate in the local,went round his house the next day and criticized his curtains.....
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^^^ you're presumably talking in code?
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ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.
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jed "watchdog" davidson
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triffic to see this one dredged up - had thought gone forever
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jed did right beating up the fraudster - wouldn't be any fraudsters if they got beat up every time they did it.
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