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What is the worst thing you have ever done?
What is the worst thing you have ever done?
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Corking thread! I've clearly lived too sheltered a life compared to some of you lot!
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i punched a midget once
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i love the fact he casually threw in the line about them**zing on his face, like its an acceptable thing to do!
perhaps these revelations could be made into a book. 'confessions of a serial betfairer' |
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LeoOnAHigh 05 Mar 13:02
i punched a midget once on a night out in Doncaster once (awful place) mate came back from the toilets carrying a midget and proceeded to put him on the table we were stood round and made him dance before he let him down. |
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^^^^^
im pretty sure thats kidnapp |
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^^^
kidnap, possibly. Hilarious, definitely! |
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When I was in the police I p1ssed behind a guy's fridge because I didn't like him. He was a convicted rapist. In fact it's one of the best things I've done.
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policeman a convicted rapist,well I never.
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Matt the Thrasher 05 Mar 13:11
ok you win |
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There was 1 time. At band camp.....................
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i used to go robbing from shops when i was younger then sold the items to a couple of mates at school. Anyway eventually i was caught robbing and the police had me. My 2 mates knew about this so i came up with a story that i had to get back the items that i stolen. I used my sister's typewriter and made a letter that look like it came from the police with the items on it that i had to replace. i showed my mates the letter they gave me back nearly all the items back apart from things like batteries. I then sold the items on again; one of my friends wanted to be a policeman after he left school so he was bricking it. Dont know if he ever made it to be a policeman; i hope he did. LOL
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Eyes Right.................
Tap us up with that link! |
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3 things spring to mind.
1. When I was 12 me and a mate p!ssing on a load of clothes charity bags left in the local church. Still haunts me to this day. 2. In a small local chinese restauarant in my 20's out with a girlfriend. The waiter was fvcking me off by being plain rude to the both of us. In the toilets upstairs I 'accidently left the tap running with the plug in the sink'. 30mins later water coming down the walls and through the ceiling above the bar. They had to close the resturant early and I got a discount off my bill too. 3. Walking home from work a few years and a load of chav schoolgirls walking past me larking about. One of the girls pushed another into me sending me flying and I got no apology. I thought I'm not standing for that so I brushed myself and discreetly lobbed the biggest greenie and flem I could muster onto the poor schoolgirls blazer as they carried on walking. Calmly walking off I could hear the other girls saying to her 'Errr you got loads of spit on your back'. |
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3 things spring to mind.
1. When I was 12 me and a mate p!ssing on a load of clothes charity bags left in the local church. Still haunts me to this day. 2. In a small local chinese restauarant in my 20's out with a girlfriend. The waiter was fvcking me off by being plain rude to the both of us. In the toilets upstairs I 'accidently left the tap running with the plug in the sink'. 30mins later water coming down the walls and through the ceiling above the bar. They had to close the resturant early and I got a discount off my bill too. 3. Walking home from work a few years and a load of chav schoolgirls walking past me larking about. One of the girls pushed another into me sending me flying and I got no apology. I thought I'm not standing for that so I brushed myself and discreetly lobbed the biggest greenie and flem I could muster onto the poor schoolgirls blazer as they carried on walking. Calmly walking off I could hear the other girls saying to her 'Errr you got loads of spit on your back'. |
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Similar to above, we were in a cup semi v hibs a few years back and some little git was up at the fence hurling abuse and generally making a right nuisance of himself.
Gets to half time and he decided to fling bits of pie while the coppers back was turned, so I let fly the vilest greenest lump of evil i could and it hit him square in the eye! He burst out crying and shouting "it's nipping it's nipping" and dry heaving at the same time. Copper looks at him, turns round to look at us and i've got my face in my programme, all suited and booted cos i'd been at work, and asked with a straight face "what happened to him?" Got away with it, and we won :) There was also a mates ex-missus, but that's all I'm saying |
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When I was 13 I boarded at school. I really hated a guy in the year above, and he really hated me. One day he came into my dorm for a fight, halfway through he grabbed a can of deodorant and started spraying it in my face. Rather than take what could have been a kicking I decided to pretend I had fainted.
He shat himself and got matron, whilst I pretended to be unconscious eventually waking up with a moan whilst matron was there. He got suspended and I went home for a week to "recover". I have done a few things involving the police but nothing particularly bad. I do however know two people in my year at school who fell out. The one secretly**ed all over the others bed. This resulted in the other having to have plastic sheets on his bed for the next few years and being bullied a lot. Personally I think this affected his self esteem, confidence and personality. The guy who**ed on the other admitted it a few years ago. I thought it was a pretty evil thing to do. |
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p1ssed
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great stuff, tailed off after about page 6 but some very funny stories. killed 20 minutes anyway!
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I shall read all of this when i'm bored off my head. What time do Everton kick off?
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Not sure whether this is a good thread or not!!! But it whiled away 30 minutes waiting for the football.
BUT, loved the tale about the two guys who: 1/**zed in another guy's face (could be assault) 2/ Stole 2K from him (definitely robbery) 3/ Both**ged his missus (no crime here I can immediatly think of...) Christ, I have simply not lived!! |
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not sure why im sharing this but it has haunted me for years.
i was in a strip club a few years back with a mate where there was this nerdy looking guy with nhs glasses who my mate, for some reason took exception to. as an 18 yr old i was quite happy just to watch the show and knock back the beer but my mate was getting more and more agitated by this guy saying he was a pervert etc. about 2am this guy leaves and my mate persuaded me to follow him. we leave the club and my mate catches up to him saying something implausible and manging to get him down a back alley. my mate then proceeded to punch the guy a few times who eventually fell to the floor. at this point i ran up and kicked him in the stomach, no idea why, but we left the guy crumpled up on the floor. the next day the feeling of guilt was unbearable and i tried to persuade my mate that we should go to the police and tell them what happened. he was a bit older than me and convinced me not to say anything to anyone. i looked in the local paper that night and the next but there was no report about it so i assumed the guy wasnt too badly injured. a few years later i saw the guy as i was driving through a town near where i live. i pulled the car over and was going to offer the guy 500 quid and an apology but didnt have the b0ll0cks to do it. this incident is probably my lowest moment but feel strangley better admitting to it here. |
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chat** 07 Mar 12:57
I shall read all of this when i'm bored off my head. What time do Everton kick off? EPIC FAIL :^0 |
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Thailand..lady of the night...nuff said lowest point ever!!
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Westwoody your mate sounds like a bit of a wan ker . Is he still your mate ?
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agree, wan ker and bully.
Type of guy who deserves a hiding |
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dave
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Under a former username, I spotted an ex of mine as a soccerette about 2-3 seasons back.
I posted a home made porn on the net and put the link on betfairs forum. I had my account closed and it froze the forum.... oops |
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a right thug that** sounds like
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:)
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classic thread
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SOCCERETTE - PORN - LINK?
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BOOM
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very funny fred
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90% lies
100% funny |
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I one chucked a waterbomb at somebody cleaning his gutters on a ladder. He didn't come down but I still feel bad just thinking about it
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My fiance liked quite kinky sex and while we where playing around in the kitchen she took a cucumber from the fridge and started frigging herself with it as part of foreplay. Later I put the cucumber back in the fridge and that evening the future mother in law came for tea.
A salad was prepared and then I realised I shouldve thrown the cucumber out [:x] I cant look at a salad the same way these days especially cucumber |