power ranger gooner showing himself to be a dumb dumb once again.

Before I say anything, just wanted to say that I was on here yest around the same time and we were on page 5.....splendid stuff so far lads keep it up. cant wait to read pages 5-9

Spiked a mates drink with LSD at Glastonbury, his first ever taste of Psychedelics, he was in tears and on a proper god mission, a real trip to the unknown.

He f ucked off looking for some "clean air", we found him wandering around the big hill with all the sacred stones and hippys, the fecker had lost his shoes and socks.

gave my ex aids

^ that's just odd.

PLENTY OF STUFF I JUST COULDN'T GIVE DETAILS OF E.G. SMASHING A COPPERS HEAD IN AND WORSE THAN THAT BUT I WILL ADMIT ON A SCHOOL SKIING TRIP TO AVIEMORE WE WERE STAYING IN SOME SORT OF DORMITORY SET UP WITH BUNK BEDS AND IT JUST SO HAPPENED WE WERE PLAYING CARDS AND I WAS ON THE TOP BUNK AND COULD SEE EVERYONE ELSES CARDS AND TOOK ALL THEIR DOUGH. AND TOM O'CONNER WAS DOING A GIG THERE AT THE TIME.

ALSO I**GED MY SISTERS BEST MATE THREE WEEKS AFTER HER HONEYMOON SHE HAD A KID 8 OR 9 MONTHS LATER NOT REALLY SURE IF ITS MINE BUT STEERED WELL CLEAR SINCE HER AND HER HUBBY ARE HAPPY ENOUGH AND I SEEM HAPPY ENOUGH SO EVERYONES A WINNER

JESUS THE DRINK BRINGS OUT THE TRUTH EH OH **T I'M STOPPING TALKING NOW

that is horrendous but bloo dy hilarious! what a team player cleaning it for you!

thank you

lmao xylophone

Ok, deep breath for this one and I may regret posting this.

I was deliberately wet myself in class when I was 15 years old as a way of sexual stimulation. I had a strange thought process at that stage of my life and odd exhibitionism was a big thing for me at that time. The abuse I took for a couple of years was unbearable and looking back it was a bizarre thing to do.

I am 34 now and I don't care.

lmao

:^0 this fred

When p1ssed off with her, I regularly j1zz into my gf's shoes, tippex her crotch area on her jeans. I have also been known to d1ck slap her face while she's asleep, then tell her we were in the middle of sex when she wakes up. In her abundant embarrassment, only choice for her is to finish me off.

We went on a couples' mini European tour with some mates a couple of years back. There were three couples all in all. Me and my mate and our missuses, and their mate and her fella, who is a bit of a know-all, smug tw@t. The sort of f*cker that always knows everything about everything. If you've been somewhere or done something he's done it better. If you've had a triple bypass a week ago he's had a quadruple bypass yesterday.

Anyway, we were in Germany in a town called Baden and the girls were off having a spa or some such nonsense. The three of us went to the casino and got lagered while spazzing lots of our hard earned on the blackjack, poker and roulette.

I lost about two ton and to be honest that felt like I'd won a grand after the amount I'd been stuck. My mate won about £500 and the ersehole smug** came out saying he'd won about £5k. Flashing Euros all over the place the big spending smart f*cker.

Anyway, Billy big boots took us out on the lash, even though we all came out feeling like winners and we were on champagne and**tails. He was a right patronising mofo, telling us in great detail what a brilliant gambler he was and how to play all roulette, blackjack etc and telling us what an astute gambler he was. Within about three hours we went from drunk to out of control. As it turns out, Mr brilliant is the first to hit the deck and we ended up carrying him back to the hotel. The girls still werent around and by the time we'd got him tucked up we were**ging him off big time and ready for some revenge. We both**zed on his face and we tapped his wallet for about a grand each and went back on the lash.

We both felt pretty bad the next day, but we never really talked about it. The smart mofo didnt either, and he was a lot less**y after. Im not sure if it was just a vibe he picked up, or whether he was suspicious about the amount of sleep dust he had in his eyes the next morning but he was a lot more bearable for the rest of the holiday. We both ended up**ging his missus over the next few days as well, but the worst thing was a week or so after the holiday his missus told my mate's missus that they had actually spent £5k more than they thought on the holiday because c0ckbreath had been the the bank on the day they had been to the spa and withdrawn £6k from their savings without telling her. So the money he had been throwing around and that we'd tapped had actually been their savings. The stupid (unt had sneaked off, gone to the bank, took £6k out and then pretended the money had been casino winnings!!!

Anyway, they're married now so they obviously got over that holiday in their own way. Ive never forgotten it though.

Hi - Any Betfarians fancy meeting up for a drink ?
YOU'D BE SAFER NAKED WITH YOUR HANDS TIED BEHIND YOUR BACK IN THE SHOWER BLOCK AT RAMPTON IMO !!!

Geesyerdosh 04 Mar 02:41
PLENTY OF STUFF I JUST COULDN'T GIVE DETAILS OF E.G. SMASHING A COPPERS HEAD IN AND WORSE THAN THAT

In what way could that possibly be construed as bad?

reading tonymontana's post has made me remember the time when i thought i had killed someone. Scariest thing ever and a total accident but that feeling you get is indescribable.
I was on a cruise with the mrs and we stopped off at Aruba. Decided to hire out a car and go wandering round the island. Got a bit lost and ended up in some not so pleasant residential area somewhere. i was driving along this road when some donut comes from my right on a bike and i crash straight into him. His bike went flying and he ended up on the side of the road. My first reaction was, sh1t - he must be dead - i wasn't going that fast but he was coming down a hill full pelt. My second reaction was, sh1t - of all the places to potentially kill someone i'm in some dodgy looking part of town - not good for a white boy. Anyway i was shaking like fu** and the mrs was crying etc - got out the car to see if this lad was ok. he wasn't moving and i didn't want to touch him just in case so i'm saying "are you ok mate are you ok". ept repeating this for a few minutes and got no answer. That's when i thought he was dead. Anyway by this time a few of the locals came out as they obviously heard the bang when i hit him and to be fair they were as good as gold when i told them what happened. After a while he came round to my immense relief. Turns out he was a local lad and some of them knew him and turns out he was deaf and dumb which is probably why the bugger couldn't hear what i was saying to him! And he had no brakes on his bike silly b@stard!! Anyway the old bill turned up and that all went ok so my next worry was trying to get back to the boat cos the front of the car was totally smashed in and water leaking from the radiator. Only had a bout 35-40 mins to get back. Anyway just about made it and the bloke's face at the car rental was a picture as he saw me crawling into the car park with a smashed up bonnet etc. Whole episode cost me about 500 quid i think re insurance but i was happy to pay just knowing i hadn't killed that young lad.

thetitan 04 Mar 23:44
I have also been known to d1ck slap her face while she's asleep, then tell her we were in the middle of sex when she wakes up. In her abundant embarrassment, only choice for her is to finish me off.

:^0

Wheres your sense of humour ? :)

wja, when have you ever been to glastonberry? your a fcukin old rubber tyre.