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What is the worst thing you have ever done?
What is the worst thing you have ever done?
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excellet fred..
Have a few good ones.. Went to a game one bank holiday weekend.. Found a span new picture phone on a table at a cafe.. These phone were only out on bill at the time and cost £500 odd quid.. Took the phone and went to the game.. Phone rang and i answered Me: Hello? Person who lost phone PWLP: Hi did you find my phone? Me:I did PWLP:Look, you can keep the phone, that doesnt bother me but can you please leave the sim card into a shop for me? i have loads of important numbers on it that i will never get again Me:No, any chance you'd drop the charger into the cafe for me? The guy snapped on the fone, I turned it off snapped the sim in two and sold it in a pawn shop for £150 |
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Went to a 3 day dace festival one time in Ireland..
Got talking to a crowd of scumbag's but they had some proper pills and gettig stuff in wasnt easy with security. On the 2nd night had been up for 36 hours taking e's terrible state.. Got detached from the group with the head scumbag who was selling the pills at £5 a pop He passed out drunk at side of arena.. I took his wallet, over 100 e tabs and £850 cash... Left him 1 e tab and a £10 note in his wallet.. Rang the guys i went to the gig with ad sat in our tent for rest of festival.. lol was shook as fcuk the monday coming home.. |
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Would be interested to see the moral depravity of anyone who is a 'scumbag' from your perspective, Mug Tree.
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lol
I ran with a rough crowd for awhile.. i ca see your point though Vornader.. |
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^^^
great story pixie |
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The really mad thing is, i have recently heard that the ex boyfriend who was quite anti drugs, has just been put away for 22yrs for you guessed it......dealing. I guess i need to watch out for when karma catches up with me [smiley:crazy]
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you make me sick - CID all over this.
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For what......hes doing his time for being a dealer and serves him right, drugs are the scum of the earth which was the reason we set those 2 muppets up in the first place, 2 stupid young boys trying to get involved with something that totally wrecks lives !!!!!!!!!!
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jesus pixie, you want to be doing a whoooooole more than just dealing to get 22yrs. While on his way back from Columbia, did he intentionally fly an airplane stuffed with 10,000kilos of cocaine into a primary school full of children killing everyone but himself. That would get you 22 yrs!
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Attempted to have drunken sex with girlfriends friend in same bed while GF slept next to us. Weird.
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He really has, scary how someones life has ended up that way. He was a big runner in amsterdam, a gang got 128 yrs between them. I hadnt seen or heard of him since we broke up 20 yrs ago then just last week a friend told me he was convicted in june. I googled his name and the story came up. A regular guy with a good job and now his life is as good as over.
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[:o]
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Michael Hailwood?
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excellet fred..
Have a few good ones.. Went to a game one bank holiday weekend.. Found a span new picture phone on a table at a cafe.. These phone were only out on bill at the time and cost £500 odd quid.. Took the phone and went to the game.. Phone rang and i answered Me: Hello? Person who lost phone PWLP: Hi did you find my phone? Me:I did PWLP:Look, you can keep the phone, that doesnt bother me but can you please leave the sim card into a shop for me? i have loads of important numbers on it that i will never get again Me:No, any chance you'd drop the charger into the cafe for me? The guy snapped on the fone, I turned it off snapped the sim in two and sold it in a pawn shop for £150 ^ you feckin scum bag |
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punch someone in the face at a party. unfortunately he was the world no3 so it made all the papers.
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doh !
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ttt 4 tomorrow,to drunk to read now.
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Sorry for admitting to something which isn't illegal or exciting, but just so I've got something on the thread.
I met a lass in a nightclub. Kissed and groped etc. Did the same on a few more nights out. Being 18 and dumb, naive, and unsure of the 'ways', we agreed we should become boyfriend and girlfriend. Bear in mind we had only seen each other while drunk... So our first sober encounter came, which was a trip to the cinema to see some terrible film during the day. We had a row to ourselves (result!) so I duly sent a hand down her knickers to give her the big O. Then it was as if I was struck by thunder: I'd forgotten she had a massive bush, something which when drunk didn't bother me. We parted ways after the cinema, then after 10 minutes I texted her to tell her she was dumped - "It's me, not you" style. Couldn't tell her the real reason, that I'd dumped her because she had a massive bush. In my awkward teen way, I knew I was unable to confront the problem in a sensitive manner, so took the easy option out. Annoyingly, I saw her out a year later, looking nicely trim, and probably shaven (I imagined). Chance gone. What a freak I was (maybe still am  ). |
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Shave and behave.
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I moved into halls of residence when I went to University and being a mature student I was out working most weekends doing night shifts. I foolishly bought food a couple of times and put it in the fridge downstairs and of course it went walkabouts. I was pretty sure I knew who had done it but couldn't prove anything and so I bought some cooked meat the next weekend and gave it the full treatment with arse and bell end getting a right royal wiping and then it went into the fridge.
Needless to say it went and I took great pleasure in sticking a note on the fridge door telling the thieving cnunt what I had done. |
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i once masturbated 5 times in a single day
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5? I've done 5 since I had my tea.
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worth a read if your bored
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just flashing but thats a good thing imo
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i once helped Fred West tarmac he's back yard [:(]
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Fell in love with the wrong women
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Eeternaloptimist 11 Sep 10 01:31
I bought some cooked meat the next weekend and gave it the full treatment with arse and bell end getting a right royal wiping Things that are wrong with this post: 1. The order in which the wiping was done. Arse first... then bell end? 2. I wouldn't wipe meat on my coq. Cooked or not. Imagine you catch something off it. On second thoughts, don't.  3. You put faecal matter... into a fridge? I imagine you were popular in that house 4. Imagine if someone walked into the kitchen whilst you were preparing that little cordon bleu. And if you did the prep in the privacy of your room, then what if someone saw you coming out of your room holding meat between your thumb and forefinger and then putting it in the fridge. Either way they'd conclude that you were some sort of pervy weirdo. 5. They might be right to conclude that you're a pervy weirdo. Rubbing your genitals with meat? Get a grip man! 6. Bell... meat... faecal... fridge... 7. Oh, and job well done sir |
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Loved this thread
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When I first started my job we had to put prices up on a huge whiteboard. One of the more senior brokers used to give me loads of grief, mostly undeserved. To set the scene we had a busy office, 40 odd blokes all on phones shouting prices, one guy took our open link to New York...he had a stinking cold and kept coughing up huge amounts of snot and phlegm and spitting out into a white plastic cup....he put it down on the desk and I saw the broker who had given me loads of grief reach for his identical cup of water that was next to it, he wasn't looking and picked up the wrong cup....I saw it happening and could have said something but I didn't. The look on his face as he swallowed the others guys phlegm and huge 'greenies'....I think he threw up....the thing I remember most is a huge ark of spittle going from his mouth to the cup as he took it away from his face....and about 20 blokes all retching when they had realised what had happened.
Still makes me feel a bit ill thinking about it! |
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HHG I'm not sure whether to believe this or not.. I've read it once, and then read it out loud to someone else.. made my stomach churn 2nd time mleeuuucchhhh
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it still makes me gag thinking about it 20 plus years later.
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Started nailing this American bird while she was on holidays. Lasted 2 weeks, she went home and kept ringing and texting. She provided a private show for me via internet one Friday. My best mate was beside me and I told him to stay quiet as she could only hear me. Called a couple of more mates to come and watch the show. Did it a week later with a full room of drunk mates and turned off the mike. She never knew that 7 slashed lads were watching her trying to do the ping pong ball thing, and pull beads out of her behind.
Another time at a wedding, a mate with a very expensive car parked beside mine and started slagging my car. Kept a load of bread from the dinner and threw it all over his car that night, christ the next morning his car was total bird poo, scratches and feathers. |
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A classic...
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possibly the only thread in the history of betfair which, if they published it as a paperback, you'd pay good money for it.
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I'd forgotten how good this thread was.
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No One Gets Out Of Here Alive 01 Mar 10 18:57
One Thursday me and a few mates had been drinking in my local nightclub till 2am Friday morning and taking what ever other illegal substances we could get our hands on. Wanting to carry on the party we ended up convincing one of the lads to let us go back to his. Getting back to his gaff 1st were me and a couple of other lads so we let ourselves but started**ing about in the frontroom. One thing led to another we started play fighting and shoving each other. One of the lads had ridden back on his scooter so was stood in the front room with his helmet still on when someone went to push him. Over he went backwards into sort of like a rocking chair which aided his momentum backwards and he crashed into glass fronted cabinet which was at the back of the chair. Smashed the **er to smithereens. Glass and ornaments everywhere. Anyway as we were**ed we decided to cover it up to make it look like there'd been a burgarly whilst he'd been out!. We went outside and got the biggest stone from the front wall and through it through his glass panelled back door. Glass everywhere, door dented where the stone had slammed into the top panel. Looked a bloody mess. Then our mate turns up and we see his face. It dawns on us what bloody prats we had been and fessed up. To say he took it badly was an understatement and we made our excuses and left. On the Monday evening I gets a phonecall from him and he's in a foul mood. Apparently he'd cleaned the house up and boarded the back door up with plywood as he couldn't afford to the galss replaced. Whilst he was at work that day someone as obviously seen his poor effort at securing the place and the robbed the place blind. All his gear had been nicked and they had shat all over his bedroom. Suffice to say he never spoke to us again. Still cracks me up! |