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01 Mar 10
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We are all basically anonymous on here.
Let's see if anyone is the reincarnation of Hitler.
I once stole someone's bus pass when we were both at school and the person had to walk 3 miles to get home. I then hid the bus pass in someone else's jacket and reported the person. That person got suspended from school for a week. All because I was bored. It was made worse for my conscience when i learned the person I hid the bus pass on later died of throat cancer when aged 18.
Let's see if anyone is the reincarnation of Hitler.
I once stole someone's bus pass when we were both at school and the person had to walk 3 miles to get home. I then hid the bus pass in someone else's jacket and reported the person. That person got suspended from school for a week. All because I was bored. It was made worse for my conscience when i learned the person I hid the bus pass on later died of throat cancer when aged 18.
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I had football training after school one day, I was about 14 or 15. Coming out of the changing rooms about 5pm I saw a pair of glasses on the floor. I have no idea why, but I had the urge to stamp on them and smash them. Next day my best mate came into school and said "I need to go round to the changing rooms and see if I left my glasses in there last night, if I've lost them my old man's going to kill me". I felt like the biggest **** ever. No idea why I broke them. Worse still I didn't even have the guts to own up. 15 years on he still doesn't know it was me.
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Tell him now. He'll probably laugh about it.
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Don't tell him. He might kill you.
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I was on a coach going to a match and was playing cards with my mates, we were playing 'chase the ace' and it was down to me and another lad who I knew had the ace and one other card, he was sat next to the window facing me and as I looked over his shoulder I could see his cards reflected in the window, I picked the other card and left him with the ace. Winning me a ton.
never told him :0 |
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^ SHOCKER ^
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That is brilliant Digby! I salute your lack of morals. I'd have done the same.
On the coach back from Bolton on Saturday we were gambling on the outcome of rolling two dice. Six of us, the other five like a bet but don't really understand betting. One bloke decided he'd be the bookie and came up with the odds of the dice landing on: 2-6 - 2/1 7-8 - 4/1 9-12 - 2/1 He's betting to 87%. I felt like I ought to tell him, but didn't. And kept punting unders game after game. He lost a few quid. I feel slightly bad about hat, but not bad enough not to take his money. |
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took a girl's virginity at uni and promised not to mess her about, then dumped her on monday.
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I've felt terrible about it ever since, spur of the moment thing.
I might ring him now and tell him. nah, f#ck him. :^0 |
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Smeared dog poo into an empty wallet, left it on the pavement and hid behind a low wall to see if anyone picked it up. An old fella came along,**down in double-time to grab it and thrust his hand straight inside it. Almost fainted laughing.
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At least you didn't mess her about then didcot...
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So far a collection of low morality on this thread.
I once anonymously grassed a colleague up to our manager for calling her "a f*cking arrogant b1tch" and then accompanied her to her disciplinary meeting as her employee representative. |
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few years ago at a night match in blackpool i kept shining a laser pointer on a stewards face, he summoned a couple of coppers over and pointed in my direction, i quickly hid the the laser in the crack of my ar$e , the coppers came up the terracing and ejected a tall bloke who was stood 2 rows in front of me, i could hear him shouting "i havent got a bloody laser, what you on about" all the way down the stairs
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I had a mate who's missus had just given birth to their first born. Whilst she was tucked up in hospital with their premature daughter we went out on the town and he ended up nailing some floozy.
He's a pretty sick guy but this was bad even by his standards :0 |
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Dayna :^0
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Talking about school stories, this one springs to mind.
In my school years, we used to do swimming on a Friday morning sometimes in PE class. One of my mates had a peanutbutter sandwich which got lobbed around the changing room. I picked up the sandwich and smothered it down a long piece of toilet paper, before tucking it neatly into one of the 'geeky' guys back pockets as he walked out the changing room. He walked through the school, infront of maybe 600 people, with what looked like a ** stained piece of toilet roll hanging out his pants. Have honestly never seen someone get it so tight from so many people in all my life. Brilliant, but cruel as f*ck |
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On a school trip to Dallas I hid behind a small hill, shut my eyes and randomly fired shots from a high performance rifle I was given as a freebie after buying a quarter of Pear Drops at the local newsagent
I was later arrested and charged - silly me dropped the paper bag after I finished eating the sweets! |
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I'd say the morality is pretty high if these are the worst things you lot have done, mainly minor pranks and practical jokes.
Oh for the old days when the murderers, rapists etc used to post on here |
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I have to say I feel better now after reading this, I'm not a bad person.
Well not compared to some ;-) |
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Well yeah, I did kill my parents then punt the inheritance, but everyone does that don't they?
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That's a given Mick, I had 3 older siblings to 'consider' too. :0
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Went to a party when I was 18 and my Best Mate couldnt make it as he was devastated about splitting with his bird.
Ended up getting a blowie from her in her parents front room. This was 13 years ago and I only fessed up to my mate about 4 months ago. |
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I was f*cking my best mate's girlfriend behind his back. When he found out they split up and he moved to Manchester. She lost her dignity and I lost all my friends and respect. He was so embarrassed he had to quit from his international job, despite it being his last chance to do it. Saw him recently and he's still p1ssed off about it - wouldn't even shake my hand nor look me in the eye.
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temple 01 Mar 13:35
I'd say the morality is pretty high if these are the worst things you lot have done, mainly minor pranks and practical jokes. Oh for the old days when the murderers, rapists etc used to post on here ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- i think this thread is the worst things you have done that you feel comfortable confessing.....i have done far worse but will be keeping it under my hat... |
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i had a poo in a pringles can
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I did a poo once in someones front garden
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I eat Pringles that tasted like poo and liked it
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I found a poo in a pringles can in my front garden and sold it to my neighbour on the understanding that pringles had started going extra special truffles.
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when i was at school in greenock at this bloke "chivs" took a sh1t in another bloke McXXXXXX's bag when he was doing pe. the bloke in question was called a sh1te bag for about 5 years.
McXXXXX was a complete tool anyway, so i didnt feel sorry for him |
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you are all total barsta rds, the lot of you!!
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I re-recorded a friends answering machine message on his (unbeknown to me) works phone to what equated to a call back service for a 'massage parlour'.
He got sacked for gross mis-conduct |
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School Geography field trip when i was 15 we went for aweek in the middle of know where lucky for use there was another school there with some pompey birds! Most of use spent the whole week trying are look bar the geeks of the trip! He took his camera and took loads of pictures for his project! 4 of us found his camera the other 3 mooned and took a piccy** funny !! the lad mum and dad got them developed and complained to the head...
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i banged my best mates 16 yo sister . fecking pricless. v v v protective lad so hed probably kill me if he knew. in his bedroom as well pmsl (she come up to uni - what was he thinking?). best night of my life in fairness. fecked her in her parents room (they share a room in their family house) when me and the lads went to visit him during easter too. both times i was battered and went in bareback. pmsl.
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i'd rather masterbate than have sex with a condom.
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This forum still can be brilliant at times. Best thread for months.
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Walking home from school about 15 or so, had to walk through this small wood before we got off the premises. Was spring and there were daffodils everywhere. I said to my mate "those daffodils called you g a y" and he said "right then" and tore into them, booting them all over the place. What he didnt know, and I did, was that the headmaster was wathcing, about 20 yards away. My mate's punishment was to plant daffodils round the school for the next two weeks after school.
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My mum was in intensive care in 1998. Didn't stop me pulling a 19-year-old bird who worked at Greggs in a dodgy Manchester nightclub and **íng her (the bird, not my mum) in my mum's bed at home.
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i was about 21 and my mate was 16 and it was xmas day.
he came round with about £200 (xmas money) i took the lot off him at 5 card stud with my marked deck that i got for xmas :^0 he asked for a borrow that night so i said i,ll lend u £50 for £70 back and he did :^0 never told him ;) |
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SIR DEREK TROTTER 01 Mar 14:03
i was about 21 and my mate was 16 and it was xmas day. he came round with about £200 (xmas money) i took the lot off him at 5 card stud with my marked deck that i got for xmas he asked for a borrow that night so i said i,ll lend u £50 for £70 back and he did never told him anything we should know? |
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Sounds a decent nightclub if it had a Greggs in it.
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