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Trivial things that really get on your tits
Trivial things that really get on your tits
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People who take the lift down one floor... DOES MY HEAD IN
Baring in mind I work on the 5th floor so taking the stairs can take a while to get down. Picture the scene as I leave work in a rush to catch my commuter train home. Get in the lift and hit ground floor. Start praying that one of the lazy twats on the 1st floor isn't leaving at the same time. Sure enough "Ding - Floor 1 lift going down". WTF WTF- lazy bsrd can't walk down one sodding flight of stairs - then to compound matters gets in the way as the door is trying to close causing further hold up.  |
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Start 15 minutes earlier and finish 15 minutes earlier imo |
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Graham Cunningham's right hand.
The way he stabs it in the air to come across as "I know what I'm talking about so listen to me!" - when he knows about as much as Manuel from Barcelona - drives me insane. |
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Backwards baseball-cap Wannabe Americans with huge freezers completely full of Peppa Pig Popsicles, who call themselves T-Dogg.
KInd regards G Cunningham |
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Hahahahaha!!!
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People who pretend to have deep arcane knowledge about wine. Bet they never send a bottle back after performing this ridiculous tasting test at the table.
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trying to copy word(s) in a link in google search results and it decides to select half the page.
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possibly already posted but...dog owners who take the trouble to pick their pet's stools up off the pavement, only to then stick it in a little bag and leave it in the vicinity, on a wall, hanging from a fence, left on a sleeping pensioner's head etc.
Who do they think is going to deal with it? The Dog Sh1t fairies? |
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dog owners with long leads who take up the whole pathway when you are trying to get passed
If I wanted to take up skipping i'd buy a fcukin skipping rope |
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This has just happened to me...
You arrange to see your mate. And then he arranges for one of his mates to come round who you don't know. |
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johnnyrant Overly familiar, chatty, smiley bank clerks who insist on making polite small talk with you. Look, I'm visiting the bank to pick up some currency & then wish to exit the bank with said currency swiftly and discretely. You are simply the go-between in the transaction. I'd just like to receive the cash & leave without all the, 'Aww, dollars. Off to America are you? Euros? Off on holiday? Going anywhere nice?' etc etc."" I used to get that until I told them I am going to the Casino,gambling it on Even numbers while I drink many bottles of Bud,then I will be taking 2 women back to my room with some bottles of Champers and a packet of Charlie. They Wont speak to me anymore?, Thank Fook!. |
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Here's two things that get on my tits...
1) Telling someone what the odds are in decimal when they've never used decimal odds before. I have a hard time explaining that 11.00 is 10/1 fractional. 2) Trying to explain to someone that's never used Betfair what laying means. Some people just can't seem to get their head around it. |
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People who have tomato ketchup on almost everything they eat.
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Trying to Explain to one of the Top accountants/financial advisors in Ukraine/Russia why we have over 1.5 goals in a footy game
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People who say
......."Oh No.....I DON´T drive" when they really mean ......."Oh No.....I CAN´T drive" |
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People who repeat the same old unfunny joke so many times until it gets irratiable, thinking thats part of the humour experience.
No it isnt. You're just an unfunny TW@T. |
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Weeds!
You spend ages getting rid of them, then the bastards come back! |
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Sky Sports News Ticker
You wait fecking ages for the result you want to know, then, just as it is about to come up;, they go to adverts... and when they come back, you have missed the results. Stop the ticker, you barstards. |
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People that say things like... "My computer is fukced!"
No it fukcing isn't! Windows is fukced, not your computer!!! The other day my mate (who's got very little money, and knows nothing about computers!) said he was gonna buy a much better computer thinking that it would speed the internet up! It took me ages to talk him out of it. |
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People who repeat the same old unfunny joke so many times until it gets irratiable, thinking thats part of the humour experience.
I have a friend who is pretty, intelligent and relatively funny (for a woman). The first time. But she'll repeat a joke about friends over and over again. It's a shame because it's a flaw that I know has put more people than me off her. |
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When you wear a tie and the front part keeps twisting so it faces inwards
When you can't find the end of the sellotape When the computer screen hasn't finished loading and you click on the link above the one you wanted |
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people who ttt old threads.
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people who put smily faces in posts
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Goodness! It's over 12 months since my ketchup post.
Where does the time go?  |
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Double barrelled surnames. Nap.
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having something trivial that recently irritated you and which you meant to put on this thread but not being able to remember what it was when you have pressed the post reply button.
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When the computer screen hasn't finished loading and you click on the link above the one you wanted
happens to me all the time - I keep telling her I have no interest in blow up rubber inflatables of any kind. |
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The nets in football being too taut, so that when a goal is scored the ball bounces back into the penalty area. I like the net to be a bit looser so the ball nestles in the back of it.
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Those fans on the ceiling at the entrance to shops.
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people who put jackets on dogs.
Scottish people on tv who pronounce words like "chances, places etc" as "chancies, placies etc". |