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I agree with the "celebrities" post above.
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Having just come back from a week in Italy, may I suggest the following -
American students (and their limited vocabulary) blocking every bridge in Venice People who take photographs with i-pads G/F who says "you choose where we eat tonight" knowing that the exact opposite will take place... |
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Touchscreen technology in general. Way too hit and miss.
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Supermarkets putting booze at the end so when I have my basket half filled with light damagable stuff such as fruit and veg, bread, eggs etc I then have to empty/rearrange everything in the alcohol aisle to get my cans/bottles in without crushing everything.
Males who actually speak 'words' like "lolfest", "totes", "bants", "tomoz", "amazeballs". |
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Supermarkets putting booze at the end so when I have my basket half filled with light damagable stuff such as fruit and veg, bread, eggs etc I then have to empty/rearrange everything in the alcohol aisle to get my cans/bottles in without crushing everything.
I agree, but I'm long over that one. I just walk to the end of the store then work my way back towards the entrance. |
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BT adverts
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The face of Peter Siddle
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the majority of transfer fees being described as "undisclosed"
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Having to watch adverts on Sky when I have already paid a subscription - half of which are advertising themselves.
Having to watch adverts on BBC when I have already paid a subscription - all of which are advertising themselves. |
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BBC Sport Website
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Lager that is not ice cold.
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Rugby Union rules and points system.
OK, so its my fault that I don't understand the rules any more, but why not devise a better points system so that the game is about scoring tries rather than kicking penalties. |
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Car drivers who visit friends in my street and insist on blowing their car horn several times before leaving. My neighbour has four children who visit on a regular basis and they all do it, ffs just say goodbye and do one.
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Tabloid newspapers who talk about "evil" murderers, rapists and child molesters, as if they think we didn't already know and we'd be nominating Ian Huntley for the Nobel Peace Prize otherwise.
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Red Tops.
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People who say "New killer" instead of nuclear.
G. W. Bush was one of the worst offenders. |
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Old people whose garden is a wilderness, suddenly deciding the one day of the year they are going to tackle it coincides with you firing up a mower/strimmer/hedgecutter in a neighbouring garden, just so they can stick their head over the fence and strike up a conversation at the first opportunity, saying what hard work it all is.
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Salad dodgers wearing sports clothing. Saw a typical example this morning. A fat girl weighing in at about 15 stone with a tracksuit top and bottoms and a brand new pair of top of the range trainers.
I'd have had a large proportion of my bank that she was off to a cake shop rather than the gym, but tbf to her I may be wrong. |
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People going on about saving the planet.
Don't worry, the planet will be fine for a few more billions of years. Human "civilisation" as we know it probably won't survive much longer but that's another story. |
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Men in general not knowing how to dress or do their hair.
When I see a decent looking man who could look dead sexy, but for his hair and his clothes, I could weep. |
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annie. 13 Jul 13 23:14
Men in general not knowing how to dress or do their hair. Always knew how to dress . http://www.allfancydress.com/images/products/zoom/70's-Shirt-Black-Frilled-Front.jpg As for the hair, would say its now impossible to f!ck that up ! |
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bookies reps when they call a 4/7 chance a 4/7 ON chance, dale tempest what a shithouse gravy slurping feckwit.
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ramprakashes voice
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arm arm arm arm arm
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BBC Saturday 1pm, Bargain Hunt.
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Bookies reps being given a window of opportunity on tv to tell viewers what they fancy in the big race. Why on earth would we trust the tips of bookmakers?
Tanya's awful dress sense. The way Fitz says. 'This is a good harrrs' |
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Gary Lineker a proper w anker who will surely end up like Les Dennis.
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Mickelsons fake american ****,a right bastard off camera
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smile
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PISS POOR SPINNERS WHO MAKE FU CKIN AWFUL RADIO PRESENTERS CORKY
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oshtralia
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arm arm armprakarsh
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When closing blinds I always pull the cord so as to close the blinds in the opposite direction I want them to
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When my facking Freeview box plays up and loses the signal as I'm over halfway through a programme, like I was with Law And Order UK earlier tonight.
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Cünts who decide a great time to have a bonfire is on afternoons like today's.
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Fake boobs.
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websites that change for the sake of change
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thai girls with unfeasibly large crotches
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football fans holding their scarfs upside down on purpose whilst singing you´ll never walk alone.
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