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Trivial things that really get on your tits
Trivial things that really get on your tits
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Virgina 'BBC trained' Wade commentating on the U.S. tennis open.
Venus this, Venus that, Venus this, Venus that... Flipkens this, Flipkens that, Flipkens this, Flipkens that... You won't hear Kirsten this, Kirsten that, Kirsten this, Kirsten that... Williams this, Williams that, Williams this, Williams that... |
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Williams 2 ganme up in the first set and you can't get a bet on at 1.01
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games ffs
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Picture it....
Hot summers day....go into a newsagents gasping for a COLD can of Lilt....put your hand in the fridge, and the can is warm as p1ss. |
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TUESDAYS
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people determined to keep their thread near the top long after it's died a natural death.
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People who pronounce the "p" in "Wolverhampton"
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Anybody who hasn't started a 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY SQUEEZE FIRMLY' thread in the next 2 minutes
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People that suddenly start supporting Man Utd.
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You're with your mate and he gets a text.
So, you sit there bored whilst he replies to it. Then your conversation is cut short again by BEEP...BEEP... So once again you're sat there wishing that mobile phones never existed! One thing I've learned is... Never try having a conversation with someone that is texting cos it'll just go in one ear and out the next! |
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That time of the year around about late October early November when the media RAMS down your throat the following items.....
- You MUST grow a moustache - You MUST give to Children in Need - You MUST watch the X factor - You MUST Help the heroes - You MUST Put on a scary mask and put a firework up your harris. |
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Is this all at the same time?
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People who end every sentence,or even part sentence,with 'ye'know'.
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Watching Nadal before he serves.
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^^^^ I agree with him and green willow
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You're typing your password etc. and something pops up like your virus checker, and you have to start all over again!
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Ipod's - they're much more complicated than they need to be.
What's all this "syncing" bollocks! |
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Your firewall will ask you if you wanna block something. You don't know which option to take cos it's gobbledegook!!!
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Bingo sites saying they'll give you a free 100% deposit bonus!
It wouldn't matter if it was 1000% cos you're never gonna withdraw it! |
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People using classical melodies in pop songs.
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People who put (1 New) after a thread title.
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Haha I must be SO dumb! I kept thinking there was a new message!
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When relying on Rule 34, being let down by Rule 34-B.
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People, who when describing what they had for lunch, dinner etc HAVE to add...washed down with whatever..water, beer, vimto..fck off you pretentious nobs.
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Apologies twizzle
 have been called many things in my day, but pretentious is a first for me!  |
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You're just about to go to bed and there's a big fukcing spider on the wall. You know that if you go for it, it'll run off and then you won't know where it is!
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Your a good egg thunder
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Not trivial at all - but it's appropriate:
People thinking people who are kind to be fair game (and a bit thick because they are of such a nature - they are far from thick) and can use them to their mercy. No. You bloody well can't. |
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people who tell you 'www-' before a web address - should be restricted to abacuses
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technically, saying www is correct, if that's the address they want to tell you. betfair.com and www.betfair.com technically are two different domains and can easily point to two entirely different sites, it just so happens that common practice of administrators is to point www. and non-www to the same place.
people that judge based on the wrong information get right on my jubs. |
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People in Hooters restaurant who pretend to be your friend but then tell the staff nasty things about you and get angry when the staff don't agree
 Jason, your card is marked. |
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hotel showers that only have freezing cold or kettle hot as temperature rangers.
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Match fixing.
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people who have their mobile phone settings to make a beep everytime they press a button
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the way that bloke on the advert says Wiiiiiickes
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Here's one that does my head in. Forgive me if it's already been nominated, but I'm not traipsing through hundreds of pages to check.
I buy a lot of books, generally at discounted prices. Such prices are normally highlighted to customers by a colourful sticker on the front page of the book. Does anyone else find that far from peeling off the book easily, or even being capable of easy removal by steaming, the adhesive sticker often ATTACKS the surface of the book below. What sort of lamebrain invents a product that potentially damages the item it is trying to get you to buy? A particularly frustrating example last week. Acquired a beautiful book that normally trades at around 25 quid for less than half that price. Do you think I could remove the sticker advertising the Sale Price? Could I heckaslike. |
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I may have posted this before:
Adverts where they have taken a survey and show it on the bottom of the screen. There was one this morning stating that 94% of 113 women agree. What a a magnificent survey - you asked 113 out of at least 15 million women in the UK. And 94% of 113 women...is 106.22 women!!! |
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alun
you should have asked the cashier to take it off for you, and if it gets damaged, which it will, offer her less than you were going to pay. If you buy lots of books you'll save a fortune. |
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Thanks. I'll remember that when it's a 'Second Division" type book I'm purchasing.
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