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its illegal to give presents on christmas day
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The last song Michael Jackson sung prior to his death was Year 3000, by Busted.
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my Dad wrote the bible
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Tower hamlets is twinned with St Tropez
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I'm in a really good mood
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never kiss anything that doesn't have lips
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Les Piggot is officially ranked 114th on the uk all time 100m permormance list with a time of 10.46s.
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John Barrowman was an original member of both The Who and the Sugerbabes.
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80s Comedian Lenny Bennett is now Finance minister for New Zealand
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Oldham Athletic FC were originally called iPod Academicals having been founded by a visionary Victorian businessman. Only in 1982, following a court case in Rotherham, were they forced to change to their modern day name.
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All three of the original members of Charlie's angels were allergic to semolina.
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Speaking of ipods, Apple abandoned plans for their revolutionary
i-ron, an iron with built in speakers and mp3 player as tests showed people left it on to listen to after finishing their ironing and several houses were burnt down as a result. |
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On aircraft, there’s usually a hatch containing some emergency flares for use in the event of the plane having to ditch at sea. You must put these on before being rescued.
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if u put your left sock on before your right sock you are gay but in the closet.
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Apple have just moved into the kitchen appliance market with the i-level grill.
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Tating between 2 and 5 squares of Bournville chocolate per day will make you immune to all diseases known to man, and some others as yet unknown to man.
The new Twisted cream egg chocolate bar has been found to seal up your japs eye within moments of consumption. |
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There were originally five elements: Fire, Air, Water, Earth and Mud
It was only after the finest minds of Neolithic times discovered that mud could be created from Earth and Water, did the list get narrowed down to the four we know today. |
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There are pea plants in Henry Cecil's garden grown from peas found in Tutankhamun's tomb, that germinated after 3,000 years. They grow three times as high as a normal pea plant and the peas are three times as big as ordinary peas.
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I'm sure some of these are true
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Cows have four stomachs, one of which allows them to digest sand.
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Alan Sugar is a diabetic
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There were no survivors of the Columbia shuttle disaster
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Dogs cant look up.
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they google
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Men's brains are in their b0llocks
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so crags is a eunuch then..
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The 2009 list of the world's cleverest people included only 4 women. One, a nobel prize winner was there on merit. The other three slept with the author.
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I'm going to climb Kelly Brook like a pole, then ride her like a mad dog through hell, resplendent like a Griffen.
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The ant, when intoxicated, will always fall over to its left side
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In Dubai, a male gynecologist can only examine a woman's private parts through a mirror and in the presence of a male relative
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85% of Librans end up in jail.
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only 2% of postmen are hetrosexual
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sarah neufeld the arcade fire violinist, is coming round to my house for a cream tea next thursday. She is also bringing a contract for me to sign which means im then a member of the band, and i will play guitar during the leeds festival.
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Tadpoles taste like marmite.
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Marmite is made out of tadpoles.
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after 15 years of marriage myself and the wife still have sex.
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with each other?
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Great thread.Chit-Chat rises from the depths.
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homosexuals are just gay
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