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God does not play dice
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Women at supermarket check-outs are not really surprised that they have to open their bag, find their purse, find they don't have the exact change needed, before paying for things after first answering a call on their mobile.
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Robert Peston is a prototype.
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most women prefer sex to buying shoes
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Two pence coins made before 1988 are not magnetic.
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John Craven is made out of fire, was raised by ants and is not physically able to stop himself drinking until he's finished 12 pints (or a multiple thereof) of Adnams Broadside at a sitting.
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I dont sweat because I use Lynx Africa
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The Barbados defence force use two large trees and a mile of donkey elastic to launch their ground to air coconuts.
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Aston Villa were originally intended to be called "Aston" but added the "Villa" suffix when, upon preparing their original ground - at Wellington Road in Perry Barr, not Villa Park - the remains of a Roman villa were found there.
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Raoul Moat is a
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Jo Brand & John Sargent were twins separated at birth
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Actor Brian Blessed came runner up in the final heats of Miss Iceland 1984 competition and was actually asked out to dinner by the then prime minister's son Eidmuuunnduuurrrr Gejarljohonnesseen.
No reliable records exist of how the dinner went, but local folklore generally accepts that Blessed had " the lamb " |
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Timelord Dr. Who still kicks himself to this day for not simply running upstairs when unexpectedly being threatened by evil Daleks
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Roy Scheider was so convinced that the American moonlandings of 1969 were hoaxed that, after he had paid off gambling debts owed to co stars Richard Dreyfuss and Robert Shaw, accrued during the long hours of idleness on the "Orca" whilst awaiting a Shark nibble, he used the rest of his paycheck from the 1975 Speilberg classic " Jaws " to build a rocket to go and see for himself!
After several aborted launch attempts from his neighbour's yard ( his was not big enough at the time ) he finally successfully took off at 2: 16 pm on the 13th April 1977. Till the day he died he would only reveal that his subsequent findings were,.. " inconclusive " |
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SPERM ONLY CONTAINS 18 CALORIES PER SERVING and can aid weight loss as part of a healthy active lifestyle and calorie controlled diet
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The inscription on rugby commentator Eddie Waring's tombstone says
EDDIE WAS UP BUT NOW HE'S UNDER |
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The only word you can type in English that won't come out on a forum screen is
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sea man less
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You can't fold a piece of paper more than 7 times (in half that is)
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all cows eat grass
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all cows eat grass
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Great to see Ken Masters back at last.
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Before finding fame as a TV game show host, Michael Barrymore used to earn a living by selling rare breed sheep.
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Norwegian Blue is an obscure form of Scandinavian pornography involving dead parrots and strong cheese.
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Brighton has been voted Britain's hardest town in a recent Smash Hits Poll.
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Tommy Toes has never been to the moon.
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The world's hardest cheese is Brighton Blue which rates 7.9 on the Moh scale making it slightly harder than limestone but not quite as tough as granite
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The American actor chose the stage name Sylvester Stallone because when at the races, he would always bet on the horse drawn nearest the inside rail.
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Dried Weetabix is the hardest substance known to man.
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Les Dawson was briefly a member of Squeeze.
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The original name for Weetabix was Wheat Bricks when they were invented by Sir Charles Campbell-Blyth at Oxford in 1932 and they were designed as the building material of the future.
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Les Dawson's half brother was Pope John Paul II after his Mother re-married.
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London Zoo would use on a professional darts players if they needed a tranquilizer dart delivered to a specific area of an animal's body.
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St Andrews is the patron saint of hangovers
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Lemmy is scared of cats
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Roger the butler has never rogered a butler.
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The Chelsea team of the late 60s and early 70s would have won the League two or three times had it not been for the fact that they enjoyed a few pints on the Kings Road on a Saturday afternoon BEFORE the match.
Contrary to popular belief, it is ex-bookie and HR Forum legend Zipper and not Blur bassist Alex James who is responsible for 1% of the UK's champagne consumption. His annual winnings also exceed the GDP of several African countries (combined). |
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Last year, 35 Tube drivers earned more than the Prime Minister.
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Richard Gere sticks gerbils up his @rse
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Richard Gere sticks gerbils up his clacker
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