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Bob Holness played the saxophone on the record Baker street ..
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When Girls Aloud were on tour and faced with a tedious drive between venues, they would often while away an hour or two with a game of "In What Order Would You Do The Following Chit Chatters?"
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The game was abandoned on the 3rd night after fights broke out over who would get to use lybertyne first.
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When Question Time first started the first 29 journalists to appear on the show 1979 - 1982 were all from the Guardian, the BBC held the view they were the only paper who could send someone who held a balanced view!
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One match once finished at 90 minutes mark at Old Trafford
whilst United were not winning !! Later the referee was burnt to death with a hairdryer !! |
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If the Population of China ALL jumped up in the air at the same time
when they landed the bump would send the Earth out of orbit and crashing into Uranus . |
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If the population of the UK ALL jumped up in the air at the same time
when they landed there would be over 4 million claims for injuries. |
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I recently flew up to heaven on my winged horse to have word with God ,but when I arrived,there was a notice “Gone to lunch back in one hour”having hired the horse for 1 hour only,I had to fly back,so typicle of my luck.
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When Paul McCartney undergoes root canal treatment or has a tooth extraction, he always declines the offer of anaesthetic in an attempt to transcend dental medication.
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Ostriches are extremely good at flying but rarely bother as they don’t like to show off
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Cottage cheese is neither a cottage or a cheese but is in fact seagull sh1t
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The Great Wall of China is the only man-made object visible from the moon, Goldfish have a memory of only 3 seconds, there are more people alive now than have ever died, I can lick my elbow.
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At the age of 14, Diane Abbott became a member of Mensa.
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Dizzee Rascal started his musical career by being an extra in his Uncles pop video aged 8. His Uncle being none other than Ian Wright. ( I think he played football as well
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Thought this belonged in here
 Its a well known fact that women never answer video calls after 9pm because their faces have been restored to factory settings |
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When quizzed about possible candidates for the managerial vacancy, a spokesman for Arsenal FC said the club were looking to appoint someone with more than four syllables in their name so the fans can't chant the 'Only Fools and Horses' theme tune in the event he is not an immediate success.
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Nicola Sturgeon is a native German. Her mother gave birth in the local Krankenhaus.
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American soldiers were awarded more Purple Hearts then London Mods in the 60s consumed.
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In celebration of Brexit rugby officials have announced that from next season they will be reinstating the 25 yard line.
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Two for you.
1/ After Brexit, the NHS will receive £350 million extra a week. 2/ Daniel Defoe, who wrote Robinson Crusoe, was the first black man to have a book published. |
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Japanese scientists have invented a camera with a shutter speed so fast that it can take pictures of women with their mouths closed
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As from next Monday the BBC will be introducing a "Comments" section at the foot of each article on their website.
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After Brexit, the NHS will receive £350 million extra a week.
NHS funding 2015/16: £127.1 Billion NHS funding 2020/21: £143.4 Billion £313,461,538 a week more. Nearly there. |
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The young girl on the TV test card from yesteryear grew up to be a clown in the circus.
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It would take a passenger plane, in the region of two days, to fly all the way round our planet....
To put that into perspective, and using imagination, it would take almost three years, to fly around the biggest known star in the universe! |
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The number of double-decker buses reaching from the Earth to the Moon is exactly equal to the number of double-decker buses required to cover an area the size of Wales.
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If the as yet unnamed 2020 coronavirus continues to grow at its present rate, by the end of the Brexit transition period on December 31st , the world will consist of an enormous ball of germs expanding outward at the speed of light.
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Of the Deveoped Countries it is the UK that has the highest average number of legs per person. And that average still stands at under 2.0
Which means virtually all of us have above the average number of legs. It would take a genetically engineered division of three legged warriors to push the average back up to two. Or a platoon of eight legged spider cross breeds. Racehorses seem to have evolved better, they have an ideal average of four. |
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Country singer Johnny Cash invented the ATM machine
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Johnny Rotten played classical violin and achieved a Merit at Grade 7.
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It is actually a requirement of the United States Constitution that presidential elections are run like a clown car.
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Pope Francis owns a chain of vape shops in his native Buenos Aires.
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Transferred from the " strange but true " section.
From the famous movie , of the whole " I'm Spartacus " scene , only Kirk Douglas survives . What ? Too early? |
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Great Uncle Bulgaria was fined £30 for littering on Wimbledon Common.
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