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S Gerrard is a world class midfielder.
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For every pint of beer you drink, your c0ck becomes 1 inch longer and woman become more attracted to you.
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i have a small thin penis
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Been drinking a few pints then?
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The world is just a great big onion.
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If you are travelling on a train going at 100km/hour and you turn on a torch shining it up the middle of the train towards the front,the light is travelling a the speed of light + 100km/hour
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steven gerrard hasnt been ragging his wifes sister
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The average person swallows 8 spiders per year whilst sleeping.
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Archaeologists have discovered evidence that the wheelbarrow was invented about 1,000 years before the wheel.
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Hey, I like these a lot. Just discovered this one:
The word 'caterpillar' comes from the Roman word 'Catteri' meaning 'moving hair' and the greek word 'pillarus' meaning 'in salad' |
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magic man isnt a pikey and is a professional gambler!!!
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As a child, Huw Edwards seldom spoke. When he did, he spoke very slowly – indeed, he tried out entire sentences in his head (or muttered them under his breath) until he got them right before he spoke aloud. According to accounts, Huw did this until he was nine years old. Huw’s parents were fearful that he was retarded – of course, their fear was completely unfounded
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as urban myths go you cannot beat the one about 'Prince' having arib removedsohe could suck himself off
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You can cook an egg by placing it between active mobile phones.
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my electricity meter has its very own net curtains
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if you wear a gerbil on your penis you wont catch syphillus.
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unless you are very unlucky.
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will the gerbil?
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you would have to ask the rspca.
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On a hard boiled egg, the grey coating around the yolk is due to the hen which laid it being very old.
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You only ever see redbreasts or bluetits when it's either very hot or very cold.
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British Foreign Secretary Arthur James Balfour was not only responsible for the Balfour Declaration of 1917, but also the expression "cheesy feet."
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James Corden is now widely regarded as the Worlds funniest man and is definitely not the attention seeking, unfunny, arrse licking,sycophantic,embarrassing to watch,lucky to have a career,smug prik as was previously thought.
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The politics forum on betfair is full of intellectuals
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Inventor James Dyson is the secret lovechild of President HH Hoovers daughter and Eric Riggler, who according to the GBR is the most recorded Bagpiper of all time.
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the song greased lightning from the film grease was written about this forum by crags and munch man
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do wah diddy was a groupie for the beverly sisters.
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Shami Chakrabati used to appear regularly in Girls With Guns An’ Ammo magazine
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orioles is a catholic priest
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Laika was not the first dog in space, this honour goes to Buster who died when he stuck his head out of the spaceship window.
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Whilst in prison Lester Piggot used to give horse racing tips to save his bacon in the showers, unfortunately Lester is the world's worst tipster and now has the worlds loosest sphincter
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85% of the british copper coin volume is tied up in seaside pennyfalls machines.
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Shami Chakrabati used to appear regularly in Girls With Guns An’ Ammo magazine
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john mc crirrick is a knowledgeable racing pundit.
derek thompsom studied advanced sincerity at university, |
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Dizzy Gilespie could not drink through a straw.
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The founding father of English football was a German from Bavaria, Hans Caspar Schwarzenbeck, the first chairman of Notts Co. He founded the club as a charitable enterprise in aid of Nottingham's fallen women, Tricia and Mavis Higginbottom. County's first ever game was a 9-2 victory against Elsenham Quality Food Factory Wanderers, who eventually became Nottingham Forest. Prime Minister Gladstone was the referee.
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Doug Ellis invented the bicycle kick.
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I am good at pulling birds
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the heel in a sliced loaf is poison
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Beards grow much faster if you eat a lot of radishes.
Except ginger beards. |