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the millenium dome was design especially to be clearly visable on the credits of Eastenders.
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Sammy Davis was taught to tapdance by the legendary Bill Bojangles Robinson. He only fell into the sink once, a record which still stands to this day.
Sorry, I'll get me coat Next: Raincoats |
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LTJ Bukem, one of the pivotal figures in the rise of so called 'drum n bass music', is not the artists real name. He was in fact christened REF Book Im by his father, who had several expensive raincoats ruined by his sons playing in the park goalmouth action.
Next: Stan Laural |
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lmao @ Luff :D
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Ralph Lauren, the fashion magnate, has often been asked why he didn't go into the movies like his Uncle Stan.
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next: WMD's
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Stan Laural, the british comedy genius. Oliver Hardy, Fat American actor who couldn't even be bothered to leave the golf course some days to ride on someone elses coat tails.
Next Female Bishops |
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Sorry, to late there
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Women with Mass Dementia
Next : Thatcher |
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US congress has refused further funding for the development of Weapons of Mass Destruction. General John P. Jumper Chief of Staff for the Us Air service issued a press release stating 'We are not allowed to have any more WMD's until we have made full use of the ones we already have!'
Next: Ice Lollys |
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Hello TGM mate how you doing?
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Former UK prime minister Margaret Thatcher's obsession with cashew nuts reached such a disturbing intensity that prior to the 1984 general election, she lined her underwear with the ready-shelled salted variety.
Next: Ice Lollys |
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Hello luff. Bearing up under the strain, as they say in stressful places.
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'Ice Lolies' must now be called 'frozen lollies' after a landmark 1992 courtcase where rapper Vanilla Ice claimed succesfully that the name infringed on the copyright of his name. Vanilla Ice (real name Robert van Winkle), when not appearing on sub-standard uk reality tv shows, runs his own chain of bicycle repair shops.
Next: Spokey-Dokeys |
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The idea for 'Spokey Dokies' came from the tropical spider "Sporkatus Dorkanii" which has natural "doughnuts" on its legs which move up and down as it walks to keep them clean.
Next:- John McCririck |
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As the old saying goes "You can't polish a John McCririck"
Next: 'Get on board with the Double Deckers' |
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Double Deckers have been found on the Moon along with Elvis and Hitler ---Source -The Sport
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The Super Heinz |
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The Entire Cast of TV's Double Deckers were in fact the illegimate offspring of popstars Desmond and Carol Decker.
Next:- Cadburys |
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Eminent TV scientist Heinz Woolf once toyed with using the prefix 'Super'
whilst at university for his then secret superhero alter ego - he decided against it plumping for Captain Brockwurst. It was short lived career. |
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Next:- Cadburys
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the book Charlie and the Choclate factory is based on the original Cabbury factory where it was once rumoured to have mastered the technigue of blending the brummie accent into its Flakes
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internet porn |
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There is actually only one porn site on the internet. It just so happens that one man from Spain has registered all the pornographic addresses on the web as mirror sites. His name is Frank.
Next:- Captain Birdseye |
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An old git on a boat with loads of kids. What was that all about?
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the first internet porn site, was actually constructed in 1873. Due to technical considerations, it wasn't in fact discovered until 1993, when inter-web technology first began to reach the masses. But don't get too excited, as compared to modern day streaming hard-core images involving animals, toys and any number of gyrating hips the dated site would be considered very tame indeed. Although the victorian scat section has fascinated many modern critics for its original use of the victorian toilet chair
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Next : Fish Fingers.
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A number of producers of the cheaper versions of this kid's favourite snacks have been legally obliged, since 1992, to call them fish-flavoured finger-resembling snacks due to the fact that they often contain fish-substitutes and fish don't have fingers anyway.
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Next: Integral Calculus
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Integral Calculus was the least succesful horse in history, having no wins from over 700 outings.
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next: Bridlington
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After a confrontation in 1989 at West Bridlington, England over the price of an averagely sized Halibut, the world's sheep and cow population have secretly been at war with each other.
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Next:- Dachshunds
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Bridlington-on-sea once woke up on a cold October morning to find that someone had stolen the sea at night. They were of course mistaken, they had merely been transported (by aliens perhaps) to the middle of the country. To this day, bridlington is known as bridlington because it can no longer claim to be 'on-sea'. They also celebrate the anniversary of bridlington every october, where all the locals paint the local fields blue with a kind of blue grass paint at night time.
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lol superb rob :D
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Dashchunds used to be an anagram of dalmation, until they changed the spelling. It is now famous for being the only word in the dictionary that is an anagram of 'deliberate'
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djsunset |
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DJ Sunset was banned from all National Express coaches after an incident in 1996, when he was caught breaking the "No clipping your toenails" rule on a journey to Bristol.
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Next:- Johnsons Baby Lotion
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Johnson's baby lotion is in fact just that. It was invented by a couple, who both had the surname 'Johnson'. They were also married. They had a baby called Frank, but decided
that they didn't like his name, nor his personality to be totally frank. So they put him in a heavy duty magimix with some water and worcester sauce. The concoction was bottled and sold to prostitutes to rub into clients' skin. Unfortunatley they had sold out within a week, and had no more frank. so they used a frank substitute - the love juices of their pet rabbit Sam. To this day Sam is pleasured by blonde beauties just to keep his juices flowing. He produces approx. 20,000 litres a day. good going. |