thank god for that mansfield GL

2nd best thread i have ever read on here
congrats :)

(best ever btw ...imo... was the thread about the guy asking if someone would pay for Setanta for him and he would let them come around his parents house to watch sport anytime they wanted)

:)

a near 1000 haul. quite brilliant

even if its a wind up its been great imo.

come on MT carry it on !

got to agree a superb thread. one of the best for a long time. i have alkways enjoyed the relationshiop / gierl dilemma threads. remember two classics. one in the library and one about a neighbour. pure genius. maybe someone can bump them?

Well i would suggest next time you go to bed and look at that empty space where your loved one used to lay, just picture her with a mouth full of kalvins warm sperm with some dribbling from the side of her mouth, as she mumbles " I stopped at my friends house, honestly"

Lets face it she was banged all over the bedroom by Kalvin and probably a couple of his inebriated mates too!!

She has now realised you dont quite cut the mustard in the bedroom department, and probably thinks your a wimp anyway.

Pack all her clothes into a large black bin bag carefully placing a good sized piece of finny haddock at the bottom.
Kalvin wont appreciate her turning up at his place wreaking of dead fish, and will promptly kick her into touch, paving the way for her to return to you begging for forgivness and stating just how much she has missed you this last couple of days.

Slip her a length for old times sake and then send her on her way, she is soiled goods now .

Plenty more fish in the sea.

GL

thanks for correcting my speeling mistake

it's a blessing in disguise MF - treat it as such. and at least there are no children involved, for their sake and yours.

and re your house - another blessing in disguise imo - most people seem to think house prices are starting to recover so you might not get a bad price if you sell now, before the suckers rally gets found out for what it is and the bottom falls out

[i]and at least there are no children involved[i]



I'd imagine there will be 9 months down the line. A girl of this remarkably promiscuous and devious nature will have no interest in condoms. So unless she's been popping contraceptive pills like smarties in recent weeks, we can expect a 7/2 the field job in a game of who's the daddy to be on the horizon. Broken Britain personified.

annie - For once in your life, wolsey, you are right. I went to the park today and fed the ducks. I normally forget the bread, but with this thread how can I ever forget it again? It also was a lesson that animals are just like us. There was a mummy duck, a big bully son and two little female ducklings(presumably). The bully pushed his siblings out of the way of the food. Even his mother let her son have the bread when she could have had it. I had to throw the bread out of his reach so he had to waddle after it, giving me time to throw the bread to his siblings and the mother. Then a black duck came over and threatened the family so he(presumably) could have the food - I didn't give him any.

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my god. u still stalking me??? this black duck - did he have a gold bill and a pit bull in waders?

There once was an ugly duckling
With feathers all stubby and brown
The other night, a shocking sight made him say
"Get out of town!"
"Get out, get out, get out of town!"

They went at it like rabbits with a viagra habbit
As her knickers got further down

That poor little ugly duckling
Just couldn't get to sleep
He closed his eyes but heard Calvins cries
and his lover was starting to squeek

And he took her from behind as it seemed she didn't mind
and he rogered her in to next week

That poor little ugly duckling
By now they were giving him the hump
As she sat on his face and came all over the place
And then asked him for another pump

So he**ged her up the arse as they rolled in the grass
and made a unsuspecting hedgehog jump

Then finally the ugly duckling
Said "I've had enough of this crap"
"You two kunts have been at it for months
But your boyfriend is such a gullible tw@t"

"So take your mobile phone, and p1ss of home,
But don't let him see the state of your crack"

:x - lager khan

I am still laughing, your highness. A CLASSIC!

But don't let him see the state of your crack"

:^0

canaryboy, I still dispise you

and it's despise

hth

nearing the 1000 lol :)

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