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It wasn't just this thread, your highness( I really like saying that!?). It just seemed to encompass all the horrible things that men have said over the almost three years I have been reading the forums. I used to really love men!
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so did canary..
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Hells teeth - you haven't started wearing dungarees yet and less make up have you?
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not yet
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I know you havent bito - I'm well aware you spend most days in fishnets and a gimp mask, I just wish you'd change to go round Sainsburys.
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Sorry, your highness, I do not wear make-up usually, except mascara when I go out on a date.
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Annie, again I would refer you to the many threads over that period of time where people on here have faced really testing times in their lives. We've had people losing parents, pets and in at least one case a child. We've had those diagnosed with cancer, those losing their jobs and facing hardship.
There are plenty who've asked for sponsorship for worthy causes. Just check those threads and see how many tw@ts post. This is by and large a community of like minded souls, the vast majority of whom are thoroughly decent people. |
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None of Calvins' layladylays seem to have hooped earings. But I'd guess the Mount sisters are in on it.
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morpteh mackem 17 Aug 21:36
were they mallards ? ________________________________ more like wellards imo |
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annie. 18 Aug 20:29
Sorry, your highness, I do not wear make-up usually, except mascara when I go out on a date. Yep, me too. Like you I am a natural beauty. |
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The girls who wear the most make up are the ones who really love themselves and quite often are the biggest pr icks going
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891 posts! Definitely the Susan**of Chit Chat threads...
no ref to your ex MT. |
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that canada thing about the blood in the milk nd the aids was taken from another forum.... did not happen to me
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pity to see this thread dying , some quality which is what its all about.
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Still none the wiser on the most important question put.
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Hoops or no?
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yes its dead,leave it RIP now
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She had to have somewhere to rest the still-tumescent custard chuckers betwixt ski-polling sessions.
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well mansfield , i know that you will have laughed out loud at this thread in places , i just hope you have ignored the rest :)
as said most on here are decent folk who wouldnt wish u any ill will. gl |
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Reading this thread has certainly opened my eyes a bit.
I know that most women are evil creatures when things dont suit them ,but i thought it was just me ...seems theyre like it with most :0 Evksi sounds like he's been well and truly moulded lol. |
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...as for more fish in the sea .
can't agree ..... very ,very difficult to make any headway finding any girl semi decent imo...ie nice personality,clean and reasonably easy on the eye (and not on the scrounge) Most single women are single for a reason .......... usually seriously overweight,unattractive by choice,old,alcoholic/ chain smoking/mental and with more history than the Mary Rose. :) |
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Atruely woderfull thread from beginning to end, if it was a fishing expedition you have caught more than capn Birdseye in a leap year, if not all the best pal, in a weeks time you will wonder what you ever saw in her.
ty and goodnight. |
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Not sure its Mrs Toons fault. Maybe it was her first night out for a while (Mr Toon sounds a bit oppressive)That she enjoyed the freedom does not mean she played away but perhaps the inquisition when she got home showed the relationship in its true light and she thought " I had a night out ffs. Whats the big deal? Who needs this?
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The trick is to condition yourself to have little in the way of feelings for them ,and just use them as much as they use you Mansfiled.,
I have been dumped 6 times in 6 years ,and each time i havent given it a second thought . Only p1ssed off one time because i got elbowed the day before my birthday and was gonna go drinking with her in Norwich ...so ended up with nowt to do that day as it trashed my plans . So more irritated than anything . |
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Its a mystery why you have been dumped so often
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Now I know why Nigerian frauds still work.
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Dobbo .
Complaints list ....(number of complainants) 1. Lazy Lover,cant be arse with sex for more than 20 minutes (4) 2. Tight fisted (3) 3. Bordering Alchi (2) 4. Gambling addict (?) (3) 5. Lazy (3) 6. Get out of bed too late (4) 7. Basically talk sh1te (6) 8. Bad attitude (see above) 9. Hate going out shopping on a Saturday (4) 10.Lack of text or phone call unless i can help it (6) :) |
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..and i am not tight fisted because i insist on dining in wetherspoons :|
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The perfect profile for a chit-chatter though
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But you come home at night, right?
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Ranking MP ?
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geez
left this thread with 500 posts in the morning :0 canaryboy 18 Aug 13:16 lol so how you **** her is the basis for the relationship ================ i'm sorry, but that is the most naive, virgin thing i've ever heard in my entire life. the only people in the world who think like this are idiots who have never got laid, let alone had a girlfriend. I really would be backing 1.01 on canryboy never having had a girlfriend before. Anybody on this forum who's had a gf for more than a few weeks knows that they're really not interested in you paying the restaurant bills, listening to them whine etc - they EXPECT that. and in my honest experience, i've found that women probably want sex more than men - they all act precious, sweet etc but the first time you mention sex, inside she'll be raging but most likely she'll play hard to get and make it seem like you were the one who raped her and stole her virginity (which she prob lost at age 14) at the end of the relationship. that's why it always pays to knock in their back doors, IMVH,CO. NO WOMAN WILL EVER STAY WITH YOU BECAUSE YOU PAY THE BILLS - THEY WILL LEAVE YOU IN SPITE OF THAT. NO WOMAN WILL EVER LEAVE SOMEONE WHO MAKES HER ORGASM ON DEMAND, NO MATTER HOW TERRIBLE HE IS AT OTHER STUFF. AND THAT MY FRIENDS, IS A COLD HARD FACT. |
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btw, kalvin is probably the biggest pusssy i've ever seen in my life and you've got insane problems if that's an 'upgrade' for her.
he has a punchable face. |
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Warm hard fact.
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Kidding.
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big, long, hard FACT
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(head in hands woman)
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he may have the name but hes no evski imo.
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titan - c0ck in hands man I suspect!
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(takes one to know one)
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