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as part of my training, i go jogging three time a day, do weight-lifting (with my c0ck, obviously) and i moisturise my nether parts like slathering mayonnaise on fries (ladies love it smooth). :) also, i naturally have cracked one out a minimum of 7 times per day, since at the age of 14, i discovered that the international sign of 'w@nker' was actually based on pleasuring yourself. :) as a result, i've been able to last evski's 'magic 30' marker an impressive 69% of the time (coincidental number). :0 and also as a result, every time i have a sh@g, the bird just lays down on her back doing nothing, i have pleasure-less exercise for 30 minutes in which i could have easily had 2 or 3 decent ones watching gemma atkinson in hollyoaks, and after 30 minutes, i j1zz a pitiful amount of my seed into her vaj. at which point i finger her like mad to finish her off. |
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Heart warming
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after the highs of this week , i guess the comedown had to be expected
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awesome titan, awesome.
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awesome titan, awesome.
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so awesome, i had to tell you twice.
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I've just found a message here from an ex lol ,Dumped again :^0
______________________________________--- SARAH (25/05/2008 17:22:54): a no speak week you say?? well ive been away all week for my birthday, oh and thanks for the card and flowers!! i told you you were odd and that you are indeed??........i want different things in life than you do , your happy to plod along in ur scruffy clothes and dont seem to want to better urself... and as for taking me to weatherspoons for 2 meals for 6pound i deserve better in life than that...thats why you got the hump in cambridge incase the meal was to expensive for you!! well im sorry but your not for me huni....i want a man who knows how to treat a women and you dont have a clue.....as for the sex...well wot can i say apart form ur lazy in bed and thats not for me either, take care _____(25/05/2008 19:27:37): no one will put up with you sarah too feckin demanding oh yeah ,i tell you why i got the hump with you in cambridge ... its because all you wanted to do was go round shoe shops,when u could have done that on another day ...and as soon as i said about going to a decent place to get a decent beer with decent food in a nice place u didnt wanna know .... i was getting kind of bored , anyway ,and it wasnt weatherspoons it was an indian ,that chilli place, 2 pubs ...the only weatherspoons was in newmarket .Goodbye !!! :D |
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Titan , 7x a day is impressive :)
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yeah ,scruffy clothes ....cheeky b1tch :|
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...well wot can i say apart form ur lazy in bed
Better than being lazy with language, I'd say. |
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and as for taking me to weatherspoons for 2 meals for 6pound i deserve better in life than that
Dearie me, Coach, you're well rid of her. |
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Ok coach, so:
Coachbuster 19 Aug 00:08 ...as for more fish in the sea . can't agree ..... very ,very difficult to make any headway finding any girl semi decent imo...ie nice personality,clean and reasonably easy on the eye (and not on the scrounge) Most single women are single for a reason .......... usually seriously overweight,unattractive by choice,old,alcoholic/ chain smoking/mental and with more history than the Mary Rose. At least you're being honest I suppose :D |
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Yes Tommy indeed, well rid.........but they're nearly all like it :D
Mavis .... are you a Lady ? |
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nah I just noticed your above post and then read what u put and thought 'well what do u expect'... i was then planning on typing out some kind of reply before deciding that i couldn't give a cr@p, because i am too busy wallowing in my own detritus and scratching my @rse to type anything else.
and i've run out of beer. |
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Running out of beer is the only reason why i go to bed normally :)
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why have I been "moulded" coachbuster?
"lazy in bed" :^0 |
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just woke up late, behind schedule. furiously cracked one out thinking about the dishy swedish girl who never wears a bra at my work place.
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evski you been meditating today???
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Evski ..... youre giving into her with all this orgasmn nonsense :^0
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I agree, Coachy.
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also, what the hell is wrong with 2 meals for £6? ?:|
sounds like a bloody good bargain IMCO and this is what i hate about women. they dont like you over-spending, but they dont like you looking for bargains. FFS if you bought her swarovski crystals and told her you got them for a tenner, she'd probably break up with you...and keep the crystals. |
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The Kalvinator has still not accepted my friend request :-(
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absolutely Titan , thier wired up the wrong way imo :)
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A very sad fred imo, never let your woman get drunk without you imo, they all admit they turn into sl*ts once they start drinking.
You seem a bit easily trodden on mans, always make them think you could be **ing then they will be more worried about you and not thinking about or looking at the calvinator. It's a very thin line, be too nice and they walk all over you, be too bad and they leave you, british women are munters tho, never even dated one of sl*gs they all the same, I dont want AIDS tyvm. |
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I have been to a lot of expensive restaurants but on a date if he wants to go for a meal I much prefer Wetherspoons. I always offer to pay but they never let you so its better to have a cheap meal. The wine at Wetherspoons is always reliable and you can get a nice alcove away from other people. In posh restaurants they cram you in so everyone can hear your conversation. They are usually way overpriced. If a girlfriend, especially on a first date, turns her nose up at Wetherspoons then I think you might have problems later on.
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What you doing tomorrow, annie?
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PierreLaRogue 19 Aug 13:31
A very sad fred imo, never let your woman get drunk without you imo, they all admit they turn into sl*ts once they start drinking. --------- so true. no matter how sweet and innocent they seem, they really all are sl@gs. that's why i always set a precedent and refuse to drink in front of my gf's. if you drink, they'll think it's ok to do so as well. i always try and wangle out of taking her to the pub/bar where her friends are hanging out, and i always make it a point into guilting her into not drinking. also pretty disgusting when their breath is stinking of alchohol, even after a couple of drinks, so always make it a point to say 'yuck, your breath stinks. go and brush your teeth.' it will never stop them from drinking, but it will make them self-conscious and they'll feel guilty on occasion. ffs my ex phoned me at 4am on a sunday night, p1ss drunk, saying how much she missed me and loved me, with giggling drunk girls in the background, saying how horny she was. no real need to hear my gf horny and drunk in another country lol. :( |
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:) nestor
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nestor 19 Aug 13:45
What you doing tomorrow, annie? :D |
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feeding the ducks (NAP)
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wish kalvin was on the forum :(
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stevie_p 19 Aug 14:35
nestor 19 Aug 13:45 What you doing tomorrow, annie? what do i do now? 19 Aug 15:18 feeding the ducks (NAP) For once in your life, wolsey, you are right. I went to the park today and fed the ducks. I normally forget the bread, but with this thread how can I ever forget it again? It also was a lesson that animals are just like us. There was a mummy duck, a big bully son and two little female ducklings(presumably). The bully pushed his siblings out of the way of the food. Even his mother let her son have the bread when she could have had it. I had to throw the bread out of his reach so he had to waddle after it, giving me time to throw the bread to his siblings and the mother. Then a black duck came over and threatened the family so he(presumably) could have the food - I didn't give him any. |
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Crikey this thread is almost reaching the same number as the sperm ejaculated that evening !
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Don't let this thread send your suffragette leanings in to overdrive - when the man from the Golden Dragon comes for something to fill his crispy pancakes, he's now gonna' take the nice plump girly ducks, not the anorexic boy quack quacks. Never mess with nature!
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this thread was th topic of conversation at dinner with the parents tonight lol.
you still havent said if she wears those big hoop earings MT ? and did you throw her stuff out or what ? well theres been some good advice and inevitable p*** takers too,but if this is a real thread its been a corker :-) gl MT |
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I suppose I better answer the question youve all been wanting to know.....
no she does not wear hoop earings :^0 |