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helpfull advice for betfair newbies !
helpfull advice for betfair newbies !
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if one of your carefully thought out and decent priced(2/5) tips gets beaten don't despair ! rest assured that it is not your fault ,how could it be ? you have done your job, its not your fault that some dopey half pissed midget who couldn't give Cheryl cole a decent ride has fecked up and sent your £5 down the swannee........ be sure to vent your anger and vitriol on the sawn off stunted fecker .and remember that the forum is right behind you 100%.
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Don't nick op's tips and take the Glory when they win as you can quickly lose your reputation,..and become a laughing
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Dear newbies,
Should you choose to upload your own avatar, do not underestimate the impact your chosen graphic can have on your fellow forumites. The one I uploaded is a reflection of my utmost respect for the Horse Racing Forum's tipping legend SkinfofGreatYarmouth and his mother TheNorfolkMafia. For example, it would be unwise for you to upload a photo such as the one shown below... [ This image is no longer available. ] For those that may be unaware, the photo is of the TV character Mr Bean who according to Wikipedia is described as a 'childish buffoon'. Choosing an appropriate avatar is an important step on the road to achieving respect and credibility on the Forum. |
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That photo is of a legend, like your's truly.
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Somehow I think Mr Bean will be disappearing from our screens at some point, he will eventually go the same way as his alter ego TBAG.
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Holwell should be gone from this forum as well, offers nothing but insults, and KOD is just one sad nutter who insults everyone, his insults aren't banterish either, how he hasn't been banned yet is baffling.
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on the odd occasion the more fortunate "newbie" may receive emails from friendly sounding chaps from overseas offering access to large sums of cash explaining that their father is a Nigerian diplomat who has millions in the bank tied up by red tape! or you have won £10 million the zambesian lottery( don't let the fact that you have never played the zambezian lottery put you off ) these chaps just need your bank account details to release the cash and you will receive a large chunk into your account as soon as they has your details . these generous fellows are renowned for their honesty and integrity so get those bank details off to them sharpish and sit back and wait for a healthy boost to your betting bank !
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more advice for the newbie ! in an earlier post it was suggested that when telling the wife or girlfriend of winnings then the winning amount should be minimised i.e if you win a grand tell the other half you won a ton if you win £5,000 tell her you won £500 ,this is vital because if you tell her that you won £5,000 the selfish cow will be on your case for a large chunk and will only go shopping and waste it on handbags ,shoes and fecking spray tans etc ! the only exception to this rule is if she says she wants some cash to visit an anne summers shop !.......... then naturally give her as much cash to spend as she wants !
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further advice for newer forum members:-
If a user posts a tip on the forum always check how long they have been on betfair. If you notice they have been a member for over 10 years but have only posted 3 times, then this obviously means they are super shrewd and normally keep all their top information secret. They are most likely owners or trainers themselves. GET ON BIG !! They are definitely NOT someone who has forgot about this account for the last decade or some dopey c4nt who has only just noticed the forum button. |
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A word of warning to the newbie
Of course it is traditional to immediately post "1.01 GUBBED" when a losing bet is matched at these odds. The word " Gubbed " is in fact Scottish so in the event of a YES vote on Thursday this practise will result in immediate expulsion from the forum . YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED |