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Some great humour "On the terraces"
What's the best that you have heard..........?
What's the best that you have heard..........?
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"You're shish, and you know you are!"
Chelsea v Galatasaray  |
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It's a rugby one but worth a mention. Remember that film "Alive" based on the true story of a Uruguay rugby team whose plane crashed in the Andes who survived by cannibalism eating all their dead teamates?
Uruguay were drawn against Scotland at Murrayfield in the knockout stages of the Rugby World Cup in the nineties. As the teams ran on to the pitch a section of the home crowd started singing "who ate all the guys". |
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He looks like a chimp, he looks like a chiiiiimp. Gareth Bale, he looks like a chimp.
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When Forest came to Gresty Road in the Championship they sang to us "You've never won f**k all" to which the Crewe fans responded "We've won the Welsh Cup twice". Even the Forest fans applauded that one.
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Remember when the rumours about Alex Curran (Mrs Stevie G) knocking about with that mafia guy were doing the rounds, the Everton fans sang to Gerrard
"What's that coming over your wife, is it a gangster, is it a gangster?" to Monster by Automatic. |
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When Torres played for Liverpool, Everton fans sang:
He's half a boy and half a girl Torres, Torres he looks just like a transvestite Torres, Torres he wears a frock, he loves a c**k he sells his a*se on Albert Dock Fernando Torres, Carragher's bit on the side. |
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Sunderland fans' Lee Howey song. End of fred.
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His eyes are offside, his eyes are offside, Mezut Ozil, his eyes are offside.
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lol @ regular fries...brilliant that one
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da silva twins
viva da silva, viva da silva when they're on the pitch we don't know which is which viva da silva |
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jason puncheon, late out after half time coz he got caught short...
he sh*ts when he wants he sh*ts when he wants Jason Puncheon he sh*ts when he wants |
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cheer up Mark Mcgee oh what can it mean to a fat scottish bast*rd and a sh*t football team to the tune of sleepy jean
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I remember when Coventry came to Highbury and Craig Pead came off the bench. The Cov fans chanted "Peado, Peado".
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There's only two Andy Gorams
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Sung about Sam Sodje when he was playing for Brentford:
"He's not Efe- he's his brother..." |
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Liked United's Ji Sun Park one;
Park Park wherever you may be You eat dogs in your home country It could be worse, you could be Scouse Eating rats in a Council House And Chelsea's Torres Now he's a blue he was a red Torres, Torres He hates the Kop he loves the Shed, Torres, Torres He used to go out on the rob But now he's got a proper job Fernando Torres Chelsea's number 9 And to give Scousers some credit (this one about Eric during his ban went above most Utd fans heads!) Ou Est Cantona, say Ou Est Cantona |
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brume to the brighton fans does your boyfriend no your ere
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palace fans at anfield other week
"is this your first time at anfield" hour later and 3-1 down liverpool fans sang back "is this your last time at anfield" |
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Sung about Sam Sodje when he was playing for Brentford:
"He's not Efe- he's his brother..." thats a belter. |
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To the tune of "Thats Amore"
"When you're sat in row Z, and the ball hits your head, that's Zamora, that's Zamora" |
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Knight Rider 01 Nov 13 17:24
There's only two Andy Gorams Deffo my fav...still makes me chuckle |
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"He's blonde
He's quick His name's a porno flick Emanuel,Emanuel" Sung by Arsenal in the days of Petit |
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Two immediately spring to mind...
One concerning a certain Man Utd. player who was up to no good on a team bender out in the Caribbean as I recall: There she was just a laying on the floor, saying you must be the famous Clayton Blackmore! :) The other was about Finnidi George, who had one of the highest ever OPTA stats ratings in one of his early games against Derby County at Portman Road. Derby had a man sent off very early in that game, which allowed George to run riot in midfield. Unfortunately it was mostly downhill after that; quite fast in fact, as dear old Finnidi was a little economical with the truth about his age! Finn-eedy, Finn-eedy, he comes from Africa, he drives a big tracta! :) |
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he shoots he scores
he'll eat your labradors Ji sung park ji sun park |
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At graham rix when he was accused of sleeping with an under age girl.
"if u tolerate rix, then your children will be next, will be next" |
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By West Ham at Spurs fans after they got stabbed in Rome to the tune of Bright Side Of Life
"Always look out For Eyeties with knives" |
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Man Utd. fans recently
"We gonna win the league, We gonna win the league, Now your gonna believe us.......We gonna win the league..."  |
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When Scotland travelled to play Estonia, the kick off time was changed at short notice to suit tv. Estonia never showed up at the alloted time. Scotland kicked off and the Scottish supporters sang " One team in Tallin, there's only one team in Tallin".
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Arsenal fans used to sing;
"Oh Teddy Teddy, went to Man United and you won f uck all" After United won the treble they sang; "Oh Teddy Teddy, you might have won the treble but your'e still a c unt" |
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Old United favourite about City;
"You think that your moustache is trendy, You think your Kickers boots are too. With your Kangol and your fleece Ben Sherman on for weeks We know that you're a f ucking blue" |
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Funny one when we played away at Sturm Graz (Arnold Schwarnegger Stadium)
"We all agree, Jaap Stam is harder than Arnie" |
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peter the butcher
01 Nov 13 22:50 Joined: 12 Mar 02 | Topic/replies: 29,668 | Blogger: peter the butcher's blog Old United favourite about City; "You think that your moustache is trendy, You think your Kickers boots are too. With your Kangol and your fleece Ben Sherman on for weeks We know that you're a f ucking blue" ^ Hilarious  |
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Mine ..... Liverpool v Man United when Tommy Doc was in charge at Old Trafford , tuned to "Knees up mother brown ". He was having an affair with his trainers wife the dirty lowlife .............. Liverpool fans singing to him
" Who's up Mary Brown " Who's up Mary Brown " Tommy, Tommy Docherty " Tommy, Tommy Docherty |
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They liked this one even less, to go with the banner;
Clattenburg Clattenburg running down the wing Clattenburg Clattenburg running down the wing Feared by the Blues, loved by the Reds Clattenburg, Clattenburg, Clattenburg  |
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At the time when Nottingham Forest got to be a good side , a very good side ,who tried to take over Liverpool's mantle of the cream of Europe , we made this song up about them.... Vera Lynn's " Bless Them All " was the song ...
Our Version ... F uck you all F uck you all At Anfield the forest will fall Cos we wont be mastered by Cloughy's red bas tards WE ARE THE CREAM OF THEM ALL |
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Another Chelsea link indirectly. It was when they were trying to sign Steve Gerrard and he wanted to go to there but was persuaded to stay at Liverpool due to the possible backlash from Liverpool fans. United sang the following to him;
You put your transfer in your transfer out in, out,in, out shake it all about You do the Steven Gerrard and you turn around that's what its all about Ooooooooooooooh Scouse bstard, Ooooooooooooooh Scouse bstard, Ooooooooooooooh Scouse bstard, In Out, In Out, shake it all about |
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Blackburn have usually given United plenty of away tickets so it seems a bit naughty to repay them with the following ;
Your father is your brother Your sister is your mother They're F ucking one another The Blackburn Family......... Sorry... |
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I'm sure the Chelsea fans will come back with funny United chants so I will fire off a couple more
"40,000 rentboy's, sitting at the Bridge 40,000 rentboy's, sitting at the Bridge It takes one Chechen sniper, to pop Abramovich And there'll be no more rentboy's, sitting at the Bridge....." |
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Robinho, Robinho, riding through the glen...
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