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He's got a piiiineapple on his head,
He's got a piiiineapple on his head |
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Maybe the Celtic fans should invent a song about Jimmy Johnstone and Bertie Auld eating frogs legs.
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Charlie went to mow ,went to mow a meadow.
sang to Charlie George after he lopped off a couple of digits trying to repair his flymo |
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Sunderland fans to Utd the next time they played them
You thought it was yours, You though it was yours We saw you singing, then Sergio scored! |
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To the tune of Wonderful Life by Black
No need to run/and dive/it's an Ashley Young Ashley Young life |
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If you are down New Cross way,
3 o'clock on Saturday You'll see Millwall Playing S**t football To the tune of Lambeth Walk. Told to me by a Charlton fan |
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At Filbert St watching Sunderland in a chronic 0-0 just after the new year these 2 drunks who were barely keeping themselves upright sang throughout the game...
He's bald, receedin He hates Kevin Keegan Steve Agnew, Steve Agnew And not a chant but funniest thing I heard in a ground was at Roker Pk against Millwall, when the linesman continually flagged Sunderland offside through the 1st half....bloke next to us bawled at him 'hoo linesman - a hope yoor lass's f@nny grows teeth' |
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Ashley Young! Ashley Young!
He dives below More than Cousteau He can't keep on his feet When he's near the box Moyes should kick him in the boll0cks! (Just made that up, feel free to use :)) |
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When The Shire Go Up
To Lift The Scottish Cup We`ll Be Deid, We`ll Be Deid!! |