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What's your funniest football chant?
What's your funniest football chant?
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After the Liverpool fans complained about United singing "Always the victims its never your fault", the papers took up their case saying it was about Hillsborough which it obviously wasn't. We sang it regarding Suarez and Liverpool's stance re the racism row.
We then played them at Anfield and sang; We take it all back we take it all baaaaaaaack we're sorry we offended you and that Evra is black |
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Liked United's Ji Sun Park one;
Park Park wherever you may be You eat dogs in your home country It could be worse, you could be Scouse Eating rats in a Council House it is brilliant but the irony when working on the City West contract in Manchester has never left me ! |
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Exeter away- Uri on the board
"Can ur chairman bend a spoon " |
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The one that comes to mind is by Raith Rovers fans about the followers of Cowdenbeath . It's to the tune of the Addams family .
They come from near Lochgelly , their dirty an' their smelly , they have nae got a telly , the Cowden family .  |
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Karen Brady and Paul Peschisolido at B/ham City always got stick when they came to Molineux
Pescky Dildo Pescky Dildo....Allo.....Allo |
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Hull cha cha cha,hull ,cha cha cha, hull,cha cha cha.
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When St Johnstone played Monaco away in the UEFA Cup they sang:
Your butler's raking the buckets for something to eat He finds caviar and he thinks its a treat In your Monaco slums also You're only tax dodging bastards Tax dodging bastards |
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That was Newcastle's song originally when they played them in the Champions League in the 90s.
"You look in the dustbins for something to eat You find a dead lobster and think its a treat In your Monaco slums" |
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emlyn hughes p issed up big time on picton library stairs 1977
"liverpool are magic, everton are tragic, la la la la" upset a lot of blues there. 10 minutes later terry mcdermott p isses on a nurse, even more bladdered. |
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picton library
The mother-in-law worked there until very recently when she retired |
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she wasnt a nurse by any chance
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Love that Zamors song! classic.
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That Sam Sodje song I never remember hearing despite seeing almost all of his games for Bees. If you ask any Brentford fan they would say the song we all sang for Sodje was:
"I said to my Mum The other day I have seen The new Pele She said to me Well who is he I said his name IS Sam Sodjeeeeee delerlerler Bees, delerlerler Bees, (repeat to fade....) |
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Think the Sodje song might have been sang by Port Vale fans about Akpo
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I always liked "you're just a small town in Poland", sung at the Walsall fans.
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I remember turbanned ref Gurnham Singh having a particularly poor game and the crowd chanting "Can you hear the Gurnham Singh?" etc etc.
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you couldn't score in your brother.
sang to john fashanu after his brother came out of the closet |
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The borussia Monchengladbach cheerleader is the most hated fan in football chants
give us a B |
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''build a bonfire build a bonfire put the geordies on the top put the mackems in the middle and then burn the fcking lot''
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Has to be the rix maniacs one.
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as a Geordie it pains me to say
we went to Wembley stadium you should have heard us roar it was on a sat afternoon in 1974 we showed the scousers how to sing and how to sup the only thing we couldn't do was win the fa cup |
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Neville Neville, they're in defence Neville Neville, their future's immense Neville Neville, they ain't half bad Neville Neville, the name of their dad
der de dedededererde |
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This is a w/o Spurs fans Sol Campbell songs market, I take it.
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Can't remember which but some fans sang that well known Walker Brothers classic to Coventry after they had sold their 2 main forwards, ..."You've lost Ndlovu and Whelan".
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Rotherham were at home to Leyton Orient at Millmoor in a playoff semifinal. The match wasn't all-ticket and kickoff was delayed for 30 minutes with massive queues at the turnstiles. Some fans managed to get in by climbing the wall near the main stand accompanied by a chorus of 'We can see you sneaking in'.
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do we have a winner? maybe op picks his top 5 and we vote?
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United fans to Liverpool fans....
Have u seen a five pound note? and there's only 1 job in Liverpool.... Liverpool fans retorted with,to the tune of Aintree Iron thankyou very much for paying our Giros |
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Harry Potter coming for you Jonjo Shelvey - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGSG9CfcEtI
Jason Puncheon went for a sh*t! - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wThzwxLDgAI |
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By the way: The Kolo/Yaya Touré chant/dance is the best in Football :)
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Spurs fans singing to Southend supporters who had been given the Park Lane end in a Carling cup match
"The pikeys are in our seats, the pikeys are in our seat e i adio..." Spurs fans singing to an obscure Cypriot side who sold out their allocation in an Europa league game "You only live round the corner...." |
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At graham rix when he was accused of sleeping with an under age girl.
"if u tolerate rix, then your children will be next, will be next" I remember when he took over at hearts, in the Edinburgh derby the hibs fans were singing this (horrific appointment btw) |
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my top 5 from this thread (no order)
the rix one gerrard gangster one one team in tallin he ain't efe who ate all the guys |
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When Heskey signed for Villa they started singing "there's only one Emile Heskey, one Emile Heskey, he used to be sh*te but now he's alright, walking in a Heskey wonderland".
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"does your boyfriend know your here? ..... doesssss your boyfriend know your here....."
sing at Brighton ;) |
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WARREN ROCHDALES QUOTE ABOUT FOREST..............THE YEAR FOREST WON THE LEAGUE,WHEN IT CAME ROUND TO PLAYING LIVERPOOL AT ANFIELD WED HAD IT SEWN UP AND WE WERE CHAMPIONS ,WE PLAYED LIVERPOOL IN MID WEEK I KNOW CAUSE I WAS THERE ......10 MINUTES BEFORE KICK OFF THE KOP WAS IN FULL VOICE ......OVER THE TANNOY CAME QUEENS SONG "WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS " WHEN IT GOT TO THAT CRUCIAL POINT IN THE SONG WHERE THE CHORUS GOES ................WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS THE WHOLE OF THE TRAVELLING CONTINGEMENT OF FOREST LADS JOINED IN .................AND TRUST ME WARREN FROM ROCHDALE ......................................................YOU SHUT THE FK UP
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EXCELLENT READING .........TEFOSI AND COME IN UNITED ROAD FOR ME BRILLIANT ...ALSO HE AINT HEAVY FROM THE COVENTRY FAN
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Celtic fans on their Japanese wizard
Nakamura,Nakamura He eats Chow Mein He votes Sinn Fein Nakamura! |
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^^^^^^Chow mein is Chinese, Nakamura is Japanese. Might as well say Glasgow Celtic is in France.
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