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Real Deal
25 Apr 12 03:30
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I am a reasonably sensible chap & in life I am reasonably straight forward & especially where money is concerned quite sensible & rational.
But in 30 odd years of punting the 100% reason that I have not won on a regular basis is not because of my judgement it is because of my human nature.Everything in the gambling world is set up to encourage us to be like this.
I do not think that there has ever been a better time to have a bet than there is now.If you could be totally calm,cool & collected.
15 years ago I knew a guy who made his living Pro punting.He used to earn 50 to 100k a year,year in year out.I used to love seeing him fill in his self assesment tax form in when they first came out,because he lived in a 7 bedroom house.Drove a brand new BMW & used to put zero in the taxable earnings box of the form.All 100% legal & above board etc etc
He said that the best thing to happen to him was the advent of Debit card betting.As soon as that became the norm,you could have 20 to 30 accounts with different bookies with the same bank & more importantly you had a totally legitimate way of showing on paper where all your big wodges of cash had come from & then no more Stewards enquiries with the taxman whom in them days would virtually not conceed that Pro punting  could be done.
Anyway I was young footloose & fancy free & used to go racing with him & spent days & weeks watching him in action.He was like Clint Eastwood in his approach to gambling.If you went round to his house or met him in the bookies.It was impossible to know whether he had a pound or a grand on.
Over the years that I knew him.I realized that I had more chance of becoming Chairman of ICI than doing what he did.


He used to spend 12 hours a day with his head in the form book.He would be planning a bet weeks before & then not playing because the price wasn't as he had hoped for.Or a horse hadn't dropped out at the 5 day decs etc.He could spend 100 hours on a race & not play.How he did it was an inigma to me.
Anyhow,he was a good m8 & he knew that he could trust me etc.So in theory I was   
in a great position.I didn't have the discipline to do what he did if it had been 20 times less time consuming & boring.But I used to keep him charged with lots of coffee & fetch the groceries etc.Then when it was time to punt the Horse.once his cash was on,my cash was soon to follow.
I have got an old Diary that I used to keep 1 year that I was in the loop etc.I had more winning bets than you can shake a stick at.The Beauty about these bets were that he used to bet on the bigger the price (Value)the bigger the bet.
I am sorry if I am rambling & I will get to my main point soon.

Anyway I went from holding my hand out for a big return when once in a blue moon I got a Super Hienz or a lucky placepot.To regularly winning 1000's on a single plotted & sensible bet etc.I knew then that all I had to do was follow my Fairy Godfather & I was in clover.
I was m8's with him for nearly 4 years & he never made less than 50k & mostly over 100k a year.He never actually did an hours paid work in the time I knew him.Anyway he moved away & I basically didn't keep in touch with him because although I had a few really cool years doing nothing much other than doing a few errands for him & days racing etc.The true sum of my profits over those years was more or less nothing.He tried to coach me in his Art.
I was brought up with Horses & I can honestly say that I was as good a judge at picking a winner out as he was.I actually knew 10 times more about horses than he did.
His secret weapon was his accountant like approach to gambling.Totally no doubt in my mind.If he had been an expert at virtually anything else I would have seen my chance I would have patiently learned from him,he was a real great guy & would have schooled me for sure.He used to enjoy having what I suppose was someone to mentor.It must have made it a little more bearable having an enthuisiastic helpful m8 come goffer on the team.Because I can honestly say that the work that he did was the most boring long drawn out job I have ever seem anyone do.He had a pretty cool life in most respects.But it totally consummed his life & looking back now I think he was under paid for his efforts for sure.

Now I guess the job is alot easier to do today with everything on the net etc.But it isn't a job still that I would want.Anyone who does make it pay has my total respect & deserves there rewards as much as anyone.

I do not punt the horses anymore,other than the occasional stray fiver 2 or 3 times a year.The reason being that I realized that it didn't matter how much help I ever got I was doomed because on my way in to pick up my winnings I would just have a quick fiver on trap 6 & then an hour later I would leave with nothing.

Now I am lucky in the respect that I have never gambled myself into trouble.I have always just about managed to keep it from ruling my life.
I am really philosophical about all the aspects & have had great fun betting & I honestly do not regret any of it.
But the 1 thing that really wrankles me now that I am more sensible & settled in my ways.Is that even today when I just bet smaller & mostly on football.I still return to that hopeless mug punter that I have more or less always been.
No sooner do I put £100-00 in my Betfair account does it turn into monopoly money & I cannot make it seem the same as a £100-00 in my pocket.
I used to do a grand in the bookies & then 2 hours latter be moaning about a bag of Sugar costing 67p.

Anyway I think that if anyone is still reading & hasn't given up the will to liveI am coming to my point.

There are some pretty shrewd decent guys on this forum.People who obviously know there stuff & do alright.
Alot of these people go out of there way to help anyone who asks.But virtually all advise is about selections & nothing at all about the most important stuff that most normal Joe punter could really do with.
You see the occasional thread that will have a few tips about Discipline,Chasing,etc etc.I have picked up a few helpful tips on here that has helped for sure.
But I kind of think that we all have little things that we do to help us not go mad,but we never discuss it together in detail.

Cause I can tell you now,if I got my time again.If I had a chance to spend time with my m8.I would have spent every moment trying to learn the approach etc,From that I could work the rest out for myself for sure.

All you good people out there that like to share your knowledge.Surely you must know exactly what I mean.I kind of think that you either have it or you dont.In fact I'm sure of it.
But if you like to help people & can add any rational or cunning ways of being focussed.Staying Clint Eastwood & not turning Clive Dunn (Dads Army).I just think that I am so near but yet so far away.

What we need on this forum is a Confucious type figure that could teach us all the Head stuff that 99% of us are missing.

Congratulations to anyone that has read this start tro finish.I do ramble on abit.before anyone points this out.

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By:
Real Deal
When: 25 Apr 12 03:32
Apologies cagain for the 1st post,just looked & it's fooking massive.Shocked
By:
tobermory
When: 25 Apr 12 03:35
Grin
By:
Biffo2010
When: 25 Apr 12 03:40
Enjoed reading that, what age are you real deal?
By:
Biffo2010
When: 25 Apr 12 03:41
*enjoyed
By:
sbelectrical
When: 25 Apr 12 03:49
good point......
By:
Real Deal
When: 25 Apr 12 03:53
In Dogs years & how I feel at the moment about 300 years old.Full of cold & can't sleep.
But 51 years young.Was forty footloose & fancy free now I'm 51 with 4 kids under 10.
So I did get a little more philosophocal when the wee's arrived,bless em.
By:
Biffo2010
When: 25 Apr 12 03:55
You left it late to settle down. How have you done on here over the years , do you think its easier make money now than say 15-20 years ago?
By:
Real Deal
When: 25 Apr 12 04:00
Here,I'll post a couple of silly things that I have picked up on here to keep me focussed.
I have small pictures of my children around the monitor,theory being that it reminds me that I have to be sensible nowadays because of my brood.
I now have a set amount of cash that I play with on hear.Whenever I have draw off Betfair I use it for stupid stuff & days out at the zoo etc.
That works for me because if I get a decent payout I immediately see it as a new pair of footy boots for Dj or a day at flamingoland etc.So generally I get it out before I blow it.
By:
Real Deal
When: 25 Apr 12 04:10
No it was Mike Robinson,I dont think he would mind him saying his name.He could have 3 bets in a day & then no bets for 3 weeks.I forgot to say though that he was generally National Hunt.
He used to sell his placepot selections for over £200-00 a week.But that all stopped when it all started going in through tote direct.
Because in the days before T/D.bookies used to stand there own placepots.Long story but I was banned from the big 3 at the time because we had it cracked for a while perming placepots.
I am not boasting because they have had a tenner for every pound I've won over the years.I'm a proper mug punter retired etc.But have had must be 100 placepots in the late 80's & 90's over 5k.
By:
Biffo2010
When: 25 Apr 12 04:12
Sensible way of doing things alright, it takes thinks like that to make you focus.. The recession has made me focus on gambling , im now much more careful with my bets as you cant throw money around these days.
By:
Real Deal
When: 25 Apr 12 04:12
Sorry Bob I'm ill & cannot sleep m8.It would be cruel to wake er in doors or the kids up.
By:
Real Deal
When: 25 Apr 12 04:18
I think you need to be a bean counter (Accountant) to do the job properly on here.Anyone with the cool could win on here.But I guess it's 1 in a 1000 that can actually do it.
I would have thought if it worked Hypnotherapy could do it.It is only a mind set,when all said & done.
By:
Real Deal
When: 25 Apr 12 04:45
The problem is they get you both ways.If your losing you get the bugle out & charge Custer style,chasing your cash.Fair enough,but when your in front you suddenly think that your a Pro & you have cracked it.
Tell you a quickie.I won £5100 on a placepot in 92 in a Willy Hills on the Isle of Sheppey.I couldn't draw the cash as it was an evening meeting etc.Anyway I live near Lincoln.The nearest W/H was about 30 miles away in Retford.Bit awkward etc but 5k etc.I turned up about 1pm knowing it was going to be a ball ache cause of the slip not being from there etc.But I knew the manager really well at Sheppey & it was the day before Royal Ascot.My favourite meeting.Anyway it took about 40 minutes of getting the shop number ringing them & then they had to go through there security office etc.Once we had done all of that they then said we will have to give you a cheque cause we dont carry that sort of cash etc.
I am getting really fed up by this time so they give me the £100-00 & send someone off to the bank to get my 5k.
This is when my day was about to go buzzies up.Trap 6 in the first race of the day,12's to 4's in a minute.Me thinks the odd 100 wont hurt if it loses still got a grand a day for 4 days Royal +1 day Ascot Heath.
You'll guess where this is heading.The dog doe's a triple sulkie on the first bend.So while still waiting pursuades the manager I'm good for it as they were still holding the 5k etc.Any way I thought I'll just have a tiny bet on the first at where ever to get my 100 back.I swear by the time the useless git got back from the bank I had done over 3 grand.I got my cash & left feeling a proper prat.Saw a Ladbrokes which I then knew that I could collect in Lincoln.Went in put a 1000 worth of big permed placepots & a s**t load of £200-00 trebles etc on.I left Retford with £150-00 in my pocket.By the time I got home my bets were all losers & I had done just shy of 5k.I'm off for a ciggie now so unlike most of my gambling stories this one does have a really great & happy ending.Which I'll post in a while.
By:
Jinkie
When: 25 Apr 12 06:16
Fascinating thread.

This bit interested me...

"I can honestly say that the work that he did was the most boring long drawn out job I have ever seem anyone do."

...as it has been something I've been thinking about recently. I've come to the conclusion that making money from sports betting is a lot like being a sniper. You have to sit still for hour after hour until the conditions are right for the perfect shot. And there's still a chance you might miss anyway. And if you do miss, don't grab a machinegun and run towards the target screaming "I want my bullet back" because you'll lose all your ammo and end up dead. Just move on to the next 'kill'.

Edward Fox in The Day of the Jackal was cool. In the movie he drove a sports car and had sex with a lady.....something every Betfait punter dreams about. But his life was cold and empty and nobody came to his funeral. I think this is how every pro-punter's life ends.

When I lived in Japan I had the chance to socialise with some truly wealthy ex-pats. They mostly made their money on the stock market (the respectable form of gambling) and they were all, without exception, the dullest bunch of sociopaths you could ever meet. I envied them their money, but nothing else.

Somebody once said of some entertainer "In order to get what he wanted, he had to lose what he had" and I think that's true of anyone who dreams of being a 'pro-punter'. It really is possible to make a living doing this...but you'll have to turn yourself into a android to get there.

Rambling thoughts....but it is 6am for God's sake!!!!
By:
thieveslikeus
When: 25 Apr 12 07:00
Rarely come on to the football forum, as the best forums are usually Cheltenham and ante post, but have to say this is a fascinating thread and the tales of the OP have me rivetted.  Especially as someone who happens to be an accountant and who has made money from betting for 3 decades now. But not as much as I should have and never able to have the discipline to bet day in and day out as a pro.
By:
Real Deal
When: 25 Apr 12 07:09
Right 2 things,1 is I'll do the happy ending behaviour & then I'll give up.But I reckon I'll start a thread with gambling stories happy & sad.It could be good.Some of you wrapscallions out there should have some great tales of swanking a few quid out of the Dirty filthy bookies satchells.I know I have.
When your waiting patiently for a correct score or whatever,just put your goal alert on & read away.Sounds like a good idea to me.

Happy ending.Gets home,I'm banned from gambling with my ex er in doors.So she knows nothing.She wants to know why I am not a happy bunny.As tomorrow was the day that we were picking up my Whippet puppy that I had been waiting for for over 3 years.
Being brought up around horses etc,we had always had a couple of Whippets & a Jack Russel or 2.Cause most people think that Whippets go with flat caps & Barnsley etc.Which is probably true.But also Whippets are also the favourite dogs of Horsey people as well.Henry Cecil,Princess Anne etc are all Whippet lovers.Lot of jockeys too.
Oh I'm a peasant by the way,also most people brought up in the horse world are skint or mad,probably both.AnywayI slink off to bed as the interrogations getting hotter & I dont do lying to well having just dropped nearly 5k etc.I'm in bed trying to get my head round getting my new puppy.By the way a Whippet won Crufts 2 years previous & my little babby was from the same Breeder hence the wait to get her because she was costing me £500-00 & the wait for nearly 3 litters was because she had to be not Show quality as she would have been 1000's.I only wanted her as a pet so that didn't matter.Anyhow I had paid for her & all I had to pay was £40-00 for her jabs etc.So had a sleep then remembered that I was about potless for my 5 days solid placepots & gambling frenzy.
Must have been mentally exhausted so I didn't wake up till about 11am.I had to pick er in doors up from her work & then go & get my puppy.
Obviously on my way I had to sneak into the bookies to put on a bet or 2.I'd got just over a 100,which on a normal day would have been great.But having had all that cash & to make matters worse I just realized that I never even got to hold it,not even for a second.Cause I was thinking that if I'd got to hold the 5k I most probably would have bonded with it & not treated it so badly.I cannot even remember the 2k that I did in Ladbrokes.I really hate Ladbrokes & Bill Hills.
Anyway I rush into my favouriteshop in town,got about 10 minutes before I have to pick up the growler.Anyway I didn't have enough for a decent placepot,didn't have enough to have a decent couple of trebles or whatever.So I just in my hurry picked out a s**t load of favourites & 2nd favourites.Ended up with 10 selections over 3 meetings.I was totally lairy in those days always going to do big style etc.
The bet was 10p full cover which is doubles & upwards,thats 1013 bets + a 3.70 10 sel accum.I alway round up a big multi so as then if you get them all in you dont want just a 10p x 10 horse do you.Anyhow when I went to place my bet it was £105-00.I had a £150+ change but needed £40-00 for my puppy.David (The manger) said as you do,do you want to pay the taxwhich was another £10-50.If you paid tax on the stake then your winnings were tax free.So I'm scrambling around trying to find the extra £10-50,I end up with a tenner,David says no problem give me the 50p when your in next.(I'm getting fed up now & I aren't nearly done yet.)Just in a milly second of saying brilliant & thank you I hear the first show for the dogs.Me thinks in a milly second cant do no harm.If there is a god he isn't going to trap 6 me to days on the trot.So I says no tax & whacks my tenner on the 6 dog.No prizes 6 dog 5-2 finishes 6th.It was only a tenner & I'm off to get my new best friend.

Spent the whole afternoon being grilled by the breeder,who made Barbara Woodhouse seem like a nun.You would have thought we were taking her children away the she was suddenly doubting us etc.Were we stable enough as a couple,what if we split up blah blah blah.I was nearly brain dead by the time we got back home.To make matters worse puppy had been sick in me new motor.I wanted to check my bet & couldn't because the growler was on patrol.Then When she went outside with puppy to show off to the neighbours the teletext wasn't working.In those days if it was a bit stormy or whatever you couldn't always get it to work.

What a fu**ing horrible week I was having.Went to bed with a headache,no problem with thw growler as she had her new substitute baby etc.
Anyway I woke up about 10pm ish she's asleep on the settee so gets the results up for Ascot.Only problem now is I cant get the slip out properly cause she could sniff a betting slip from a 100 yards.(My Mother said that the reason I was fat was because of the amount of betting slips that I had eaten,so she wouldn't find them.
Well half asleep etc I thought definately got at least 3 of them there & one was 13-2 second fav & had finished 2nd but the winner (fav) was disqualified for hampering the 3rd horse.
So I snook out to the bath room & checked my slip.Yep 6-4 5-4 13-2 scooby doo.Tried to remember the 4 at Brighton as I'm thinking that I have a good bet with just 6 maybe.Over £4-00 just for the treble.Anyway 1st at Brighton evens,then uh uh 2nd race 1-4 shot 3rd.Not so good,forgot the other 2 there so snook off again,by the way dont hold me on the prices of all of em cause it was a long time ago & I've just remembered as well that it was 1990 as well not 92.
The next 2 were winners & the 10p x 6 timer was well over £100-00.So I knew I  was on an earner.By this time it was getting a little tense.Every move I made & she was looking like waking up.I wanted to shake her & tell her we might be going on Holiday early,but knew I couldn't.She for some reason had a real bad thing about gambling.I swear it wasn't me as she was like that when we met & her Dad was so tight he wouldn't have had 10p each way on the national.Strange but true.

By this time fearing the excitment would soon be over with the last all losing,well it was Southwell National Hunt.
So I have now gone to looking at the next selection on it's own.
Now I dont know if it's just me that covers the whole screen to then reveal going up what was 3rd & then 2nd,then you go from right to left to slowly reveal the price & then if your still hopefull the last letter of the horse.Then you check how many horses have an e as the last,your still there & the other e was an outsider & this one's 2's.Then Winner you've got a 10p Super Hienz.Must nearly have my 5 k back by now.Still cant stir the Growler.Back to see my next selection.Can remember that it was short lived because she was 2nd at friggin 8's as well.Bucket of cold water job that was.(Turned out latter that she lead til the line,was mention 1st in the photo then it went for a print & took nearly half an hour to announce.David said latter that everyone thought she had wonndead heat at worst.Anyway just about to check my last selection & you guessed it the growler woke up & spent 20 minutes fluffing around puppy,by god she just wouldn't go to bed.Anyway eventualy she's gone so I dont do the toilet sneaky thing.I can rember doing the revealy thing on the telly.(I'm thinking I might be a bit mad or doe's anyone else do that)Anyway alls going well,not 3rd or 2nd & then not 1st.Boooo, I am fairly happy no I'm holding my hand out but still slightly deflated.Anyway I spent the next 2 hours with my calculator (no bet check like you get nowadays)a&b then a&c etc etc.Saying that I used to love doing all the working out etc anyway.If I remember rightly I got it to just over 4500-00.Happy days,Trotted into the bookies about 10am to big smiles from the girls.They always knew they would be getting a nice tip etc.Anyway I said jokingly to David that I didn't want him to do the same trick or delay that Willies did in the first place.He said that he couldn't even do that as they had to send the camera film in the til away to there security dept & it would take 2-4 days.Not too happy,but he said he would be able to get me a grand if I needed it & said it was company policy for all wins over 10,000.10k hang on a minute.I couldn't have been that far out.So I ask him how much it was for,he answers just over 11,000 less 10% tax.(That ****ing 6 dog cost me another 1000 was my first thought.)Next thought is how the big difference.Anyway I'm sat there having a coffee & he is showing me the bet in his settler thingy & he's typing in the prices & he put in an 8th selection @ 4-5.I immediately start thinking ba*stard they have my last loser as a winner.There's now way they arent going to spot that at security.So I leave with my grand & then I start thinking that when they spot the **** up it could delay my cash,also it could get David in trouble for not spotting the **** up.So I decide to come clean.Just to be sure that there wasn't anyhope of them spotting the mistake I thought I'd run it past a m8,who used to work for Filthy Ladbrokes.We are having abit of late breakfast & he gets his racing post out to double check prices etc.Also to see how the losers faired.Anyway we gets to the last at Southwell.

Short Break.
By:
Real Deal
When: 25 Apr 12 08:14
Thanks for kind replies & I'll answer you soon as,but 1st I've got to wring this friggin stories neck.It's turned into a sleep depriving monster that doesn't seem to vanish at dawn. 

Right well we have got to the last at Southwell & I tell him my selection.Now here's a really good bit.He says to me it was a non runner.Which is pretty good news but while is about to say that,that wouldn'd be enough to nearly treble the bet the penny dropped.Because of my perm placepot ways on any & evey betting slip that I always wrote I alway wrote these precious £6500-00 words "IF ANY N/R FAV" That was the difference.I was on the 4/5 fav.Needless to say I bought him his Breakfast.Within the 4 hours of the Growlers return I had hatched a cunning plan that Black Adder would have been proud of.
In about a week I was getting a brand new Transit Van for my Pottery business.
Now I immediately knew that I was dangerous with that kind of cash.My Van was £9995 inc Vat etc.So even though I wanted to put an advert in the local paper saying that I was going to start my own Airline or something I knew that I was dust if the Growler found out.Even more so once the plan was hatched.So I told my mum who used to go racing & point to points alot & in a very demure way a bit of a rascal herself.She was like my confessional.A couple of my best m8's & all of my betting buddies,cause what happens in the bookie,stays in the bookies etc.
The thing was that when I won a few quid here & there I could drip feed it into the happy home & no questions.On a couple of occasions I took her & my mother to Tenerife.Mother bribed all expenses paid on the strength of her treating us.Mother was very bidable for such things.
Anyway this was to big.So 5 0or 6 days latteR I trotted into Lincoln Ford with a carrier bag of 5's & 10's & paid cash.I had got interest free credit on it,so it wasn't that wise.But based on my track record actually one of my wisest moves.

Best part of the cunning plan was that even though I didn't think of it at the time it gave me over 2 years worth of get out of jail free cards with the growler.Because on many occasions after the event I would be skint & all I ever had to say was that I had paid the payment on the van.Got me straight with her on more than one occasion.I also knew she did't remember the dates cause that could have been awkward to.



Wow,I dont know whether that was a good idea or not.If it encourages a few more tales then brilliant.We used to do all of this talking bo lloc ks in the bookies,thats gone now.

2 quick things 1 is a disclaimer.For the purposes of this tale which I havn't exaggerated etc I feel a little guilty about my portrayal of my Ex.As she was actually really sweet & kind.I think that the moaning was most probably induced by yours truely.



Now this is the main reason I told this tale.Dont suppose that you noticed that I always reffered to my new dog as puppy.That is because my mother was famed for really great suitable names for dogs & horses.Cat called Pratt,basically because it was just stupid.My brothers first really expensive Showjumper (£7000+) in 1979. thats why we always had our arses hanging out of are trousers.That was called youlregrett.My favourite was a horse she bought me that was always lame.She called it Lettuce.We never worked out where that came from for weeks.She first said he was french & it was lettuce not lettice if you get what I mean If she ever went to Lydl she would say Lyydells so it sounded a little more up market.Anyway we found out that he got the name letuce because she didn't think it was right to call him Cabbage.

Anyway I'm rambling & this story wont let me go.We were going to get Mother to name are super dooper brand new whippety dog.Any way in the Cafe it came to me when I realised that the bet was correct.

There was only one name for my new bestest friend.I cant bring myself to tell you now I'm so fed up with all of this.But just assuming that anybodies bothered cause I reckon I may have gone a bit mental overnight.

Clue 1/She was really creamy brown coloured.That isn't a good clue.
Clue 2/She wasn't named with a stupid name like Victor Chandler or Fred Done (No Disrespect to Victor)He looks pretty tough & most probably has Heavies.Not Scared of Baldy Fred the bonus p e n is .But name is right for a sweet little Whippet Bitch.

So that's it basically she was named after the shop were I got my first 5 figure draw all bar a few quid (blast that 6 dog.)& her name really suited her,bless her.

So answers on a postcard please.Also confessions about that Revealy thing when getting you results in on a drum roll.
By:
Ice King
When: 25 Apr 12 08:36
excellent stuff, must go to work now but will add some thoughts and comments on this tonight. You certainly reached an epiphany late last night
By:
catfloppo
When: 25 Apr 12 08:42
Splendid
By:
YouAreInBits
When: 25 Apr 12 08:43
Great read.
By:
Newmanix
When: 25 Apr 12 09:07
good read, every dog has its day!
By:
duncan idaho
When: 25 Apr 12 09:07
christ, they are long posts Crazy
By:
Real Deal
When: 25 Apr 12 09:08
Right Jinkie,Just about the first reply my friend & you have almost single handedly nailed my point that I first set out to make.
To everyone around him it was a little like the Perfect World synerio.Pardon my grammer etc.But it wasn't long before I tumbled that it was not for me.I kind of think that if you have the brains you dont have the balls.Or you have the balls but not the brains.(Thats me I think.)The one's that have both are the one's that make it.But I feel that many get so engaged in the pursuit etc.That they fail to enjoy there trappings.
Maybe you cannot have one thing & the other.It would be great if you could.

AS you all know,I do for sure,the very worst tipsters & gamblers are Race horse Trainers & Jockeys.It's no surprise to me that most decent gamblers have arison since the invention of exchanges.So all exchanges have done is allow shrewdies to enter bookmaking without a licence.

Think that way & then it's no great surprise that there are Pro's about today.Betfair would have been a bookies dream if you think about it.To be able to stand all the mug bets,which is a big part of the Market.But then to be able to say no thanks when Frankel or Big Bucks was running it's a I have a dream moment.


I have had a few quarter shares in rubbish race horses years back.We used to run Eltars nearly every Sunday somewhere.Why because I dont know if they still do but we used to get £500-00 to run him from Weatherbies.That meant we basically got him handicapped well for free 7 had a free summers Sunday atthe races.
Nowadays you have Betfair.I for certain would not be laying my horses if I knew they were not off.Am8's account who lives in Scotland etc.What if they win when you've laid them.Well that doesn't happen with normal ordinary race horses.If they won by surprise you would change trainers for sure.A trainer may say he'll run well if that was the case you wouldn't lay it.Saying that we never wanted ours to run well.That could push up his handicap mark etc.Punished for being honest.
We never had a decent Horse so most was irrelevent.But saying that we never had lay.I can honestly say that I only ever went racing a couple of times with winning in mind.Our Nags were often 7 0r 8's at All Weather Southwell.

That's why I dont back the gee gee's any more.It's nots just about winning anymore.It's alot easier to lose I promise.

Sorry Thieveslikeus You dont sound like what I meant.You were correct with the tedium.But what I think an accountant or bean counter has is the ability to look at the pure maths of Betfair without getting into the bit that gets your blood coursing & then losing the plot.If you have made a living,which I hope you have cause you seem like a decent chap.But you may think that what you mistake as not quite having it,is actually it.Because I promise you my friend the success would eat 99% of most people.

I have been brought up surrouded by money.I now 51 & in real terms no pot to pi ss in.I can honestly tell you that I wouldn't trade my life with anyone at the moment.Lovely Kids a Girlfriend.Wife in 8 weeks,19 years younger than me etc.Scooby dooby dooo.

This is the best bit.In theory the wedding will be on Betfair as well.That tales going to have to wait though as it's not completely hatched or matched yet.The Wedding isn't reliant on the Betfair behaviour either.

Anyway I am a little scared about the 6 hours I have spent talking to my self & for all I know for everyone to think plonker or pratt.

If nothing else I may have speeded up my one finger typing skills at least.Confused
By:
Real Deal
When: 25 Apr 12 09:12
Duncan your right m8.It's scared me abit to truthful.Cause the reason I dont go my lads wii & ps3 is because they are just time stealers.
So I apologize m8,I will try to take a more concise spin on things if I can.
By:
dizzydavid1
When: 25 Apr 12 09:23
Jinkie
25 Apr 12 06:16 Joined: 16 Mar 10 | Topic/replies: 567 | Blogger: Jinkie's blog


Edward Fox in The Day of the Jackal was cool. In the movie he....had sex with a lady.....something every Betfait punter dreams about.


^^^^^^^ really made me chuckle.
By:
duncan idaho
When: 25 Apr 12 09:26
only messin, real deal....i read opening post and thought this seemed an interesting thread for once then BOOM...two more whoppers!....i'll get round to reading them at my leisure later. Thanks for posting.
By:
sniperAYR
When: 25 Apr 12 09:40
In the movie he....had sex with a lady.....something every Betfait punter dreams about.

I think yull find most of them wanna have sex with a lady BOY.Laugh

Apart from that ,great original post..Its all down to discipline..How many last night had done their bets and then lumped on Barca after the red card ?.Do yur homewerk,place yur bets and go green out if the chance is there,Some profit is better than no profit.
By:
Mr.Angry
When: 25 Apr 12 09:42
There have been numerous discussions on here and General Betting about this things you mention (discipline, dedication, etc).  They are always an interesting read, as is this.

Unfortunately most of those threads just turn into cliches.  Everyone quotes "discipline", "dedication".  Everyone agrees "discipline", "dedication".  And that's it.  everyone leaves knowing that to be successful they need "discipline." But, of course, it's a big cliche.

The other cliche is that winners are accountants.  That winning is boring.  That gambling is lonely.  That it's a lot of hard work.  There are many successful gamblers for whom that is all true.  And for others it is not.

So unfortunately I rarely contribute to such threads these days.  I find that my challenge to the cliches causes offence.  I'm quite happy doing my own thing, and not arguing with others about the "best" methods.
By:
ShirleyKnot
When: 25 Apr 12 09:47
I can boil it down to one short sentence without the use of cliches.  Losers try to pick winners, winners don't.

howzat?
By:
thieveslikeus
When: 25 Apr 12 10:00
Real Deal, I wasn't claiming to "have it" just a small part of it.  Done well enough (and I do stay fairly detatched and do understand the maths) but not even semi-pro let alone pro, I only do well in bigger NH races, everything else I glaze over and can't stay interested long enough.   The real downside is, that if I spent as much time and effort on my boring accountancy business as I do on the horses I would be considerably better off...
By:
The Prophet
When: 25 Apr 12 10:08
Good read and i confess that i used to 'squeeze' the teletext results too back in the day.

The problem with being a 'pro', as pointed out, is that it really is all consuming, it's not a cliche.

I'm not talking about the super rich, i'm talking about the guys trying to make a living on here.

It can be done, but it takes over most of your life if you are not careful.

Oh, and i can relate to the mrs sniffing out a betting slip hidden in the house. Mine was a genius at it.
By:
SHAPESHIFTER
When: 25 Apr 12 10:13
The original post offers up one of the keys that I am working to grasp onto more: 

He used to spend 12 hours a day with his head in the form book.He would be planning a bet weeks before & then not playing because the price wasn't as he had hoped for.  Or a horse hadn't dropped out at the 5 day decs etc.He could spend 100 hours on a race & not play.

For every bet, there needs to be an extensive amount of time spent RESEARCHING the play.  It reads as though he targeted the weekend racing and made his selections.

Now, with the internet, right before bed, we are laying down money in California then, if we are up soon enough, can have a bet in Australia.  You can be watching the Premier League on Saturday night and backing Osaka on Sunday morning.

Any time I have spent doing proper research, I have made money.  And if that research says ignore the headlines, ignore the fave and go with what you found, more often than not, it pays off.

How he did it was an enigma to me

It's having the focus and courage to stick with discipline.  It's not an easy trait.  And putting a line through 90%+ of, in his case, races is the first step to creating focus.

There are 34 (repeat 34) horse races in the UK today.  So what is your criteria to cut those out?  Which time of races/tracks/goings/ratings will your pencil have to slice it off your schedule?

'Clint Eastwood' didn't know which races to bet on.  He knew which races NOT to bet on.

What about football?  I don't have many rules, but one is simply I don't bet odds on when a team is away.  This doesn't mean that I bet against them or lay them.  It simply means I put a line through 1X2 and, if I have a play on the match, I'll look at UO2.5 but more often than not I'll turn my attention elsewhere and use the result as a gauge for next week.


It was impossible to know whether he had a pound or a grand on.

I've often compared betting to a boxing match.  It's twelve rounds and if you throw everything you have into every punch, you will eventually run out of energy and the last thing you see is your opponents glove pushing your eyeballs into the back of your cranium.

You have three bets.  Do you have the same confidence in all of them or do you spread your chips differently?

As well, when do you put the big bucks down?  Well, when the checklist makes for the 'Perfect Pick'.

They don't come often but when they come, you know it. Not an ounce of doubt and it all comes together and you can see the result unfolding in your head.

But this moment comes from knowing when NOT to put the money down.  When it's a team you've had mixed results reading.  When the opponent to your bet has been a thorn in your side before. When the weather suddenly kicks up and the rain is starting just before the match making the potential of a random moment more likely. When you realize that the horse you are targeting is at a track that you have a dismal strike rate at reading.

But when it is "your track", the weather is perfect, the trainer is in form and the jockey is rested (something someone once pointed out to me that punters often ignore), then notch it up a bit or a lot.

Yesterday, with 8 races in Vaal, I had three bets, all researched the night before: A lay, a back and an EW.  The lay, 3/1 was successful. The back, 2/1 was not. The EW, 8/1, won paying a bit more than 4/1.  All the bets were a point so a net of three points. 

There were races in between that I ignored.  And when the third bet was done, I walked away feeling like it was a job well done.

It doesn't always go like that but research does also keep losses to a minimum.  An example from last week for me: I focused hard on the Chelsea Barcelona game.  After looking at every angle, I laid down four bets:

Chelsea (Asian Hcap) 0.75 (AH)     £100.00 @ 2.0
RESULT: £100.00

Under 2.5 £100.00 @ 2.08 (average)    
RESULT: £108.00

CORRECT SCORE: 1-1 £50 @ 7.20    
RESULT: (£50.00)

HT/FT: DRAW-DRAW £75 @ 6.50 (average)
RESULT (£75.00)

EVENT NET £75.00

It was amazing to watch the match evolve.  And as much as I made a profit, I felt fantastic after since I felt the read and how I played it was really strong.

Look at the losing bets:
HT/FT....Chelsea scored 90 seconds into injury time

Correct Score: How many chances did Barcelona have to score (and, realistically, if the match had gone 1-1, would the momentum gone towards a 2-1 result?  Chances are, I would have laid off some of the 1-1 and UO 2.5)

But everything aside, it was enough to give me that needed injection that research pays better than betting.

So build the courage to put a line through races and football matches.  Then find the time to look at the events that remain closely and take that courage one step further and trim down the selections.  If you can't get rid of a selection, then relegate it to being a flutter.

But, like 'Clint Eastwood', use your bullets sparingly and you're more likely to hit the target.
By:
Real Deal
When: 25 Apr 12 10:15
In my long drawn out insomnia driven way all I was saying was that some people do it for fun (Fantastic.) Lots on Betfair just do it for money,bloody good luck to them as well.My point was that now that I aren't as lary as I was.It would be amazing if I could get my otherwise chilled out perspective through to my betting.
I did say that there will be a proportion of the profitable players on here that have achieved both.
Wow they are doing the 007 stuff.Edge of the seat stuff with a wage.Flying a Euro fighter or driving a formula 1 car.Without the insurance problems.
I could fancy some of that.Trouble is I cannot see how you can have both.Surely the risk is the buzz of betting & that would be the downside if it was your living.
By:
gawdalmighty
When: 25 Apr 12 10:27
@ Real Deal - Truly excellent read mate, best thread on here in ages! Have you ever considered writing a book of your experiences? Im being serious.

More of your punting experiences/stories on this thred would be greatly appreciated imo Happy
By:
The Prophet
When: 25 Apr 12 10:31
The thing is, if you like £100 on the nose, scalping a market for £2 is not really going to get you buzzing...but it will make you so much more money in the long run.

The biggest issues i have had in the past was greed, pure and simple. I have learnt to cut that out of my betting now, and it has worked wonders for me. I still (very rarely) succumb to it, but only with the green i have built up...that is my golden rule.
By:
Jinkie
When: 25 Apr 12 10:36
The other cliche is that winners are accountants.  That winning is boring.  That gambling is lonely.  That it's a lot of hard work.  There are many successful gamblers for whom that is all true.  And for others it is not.

Fair enough. Nothing is 100% absolute.

But I'd be surprised if an activity that is basically 'staring at a screen' + 'risk management' turns out many John McCriricks!
By:
Real Deal
When: 25 Apr 12 10:42
Shapeshifter I know that you are not my old m8,as virtually 99% of his betting was around National Hunt.That was then,now with Betfair I have no idea how he plays.But I am 100% that being able then to make his living taking from your Victors & such I am sure it's like taking candy from a baby now.
The reason that I reply to you is that reading your post was kind of like listening to him all those years back.You soon strung some great stuff together my friend.That was what my main reason for posting in the first place.
Granted I think insanity visited for a few hours & I disgressed to the point of boring myself.Thats not good I imagine.
Anyhow back to my point about you the Wise one & Mike.He always said the most important thing was to put a pencil through as much stuff as quick as you can.Then you have more valuable time to spend at the business end.
I have had a confession about the covering up results thing so thats good,Nobody has been bothered to name my dog,but thats just one of those mad bits after I drank my 3rd pint of Seawater.I'm actually Tea total so I cannot blame booze.
But I thank you for your thoughts & on that basis alone it was worth the effort & p*ss taking I will get from the snipers on here.The my **** is bigger than yours brigade.

My thoughts were that at a more sensible time in my life now I thought that I had maybe met him 10 or 12 years to early.I am sure I would have been better able to understand the Oracle or whatever it is.
Once again thank you for your eloquent & considered response m8.
I'm surprised someone hasn't pulled me up on my spelling.
By:
Real Deal
When: 25 Apr 12 10:50
Prophet I could definately sink a few glasses of Seawater with you m8.A sense of humour with some great views as well.Same goe's for you jinkie.This is like some of the stuff you could bull s**t about in the bookies when you could smoke & not get tutted at when you made a noise cheering your horse over the last.
By:
SHAPESHIFTER
When: 25 Apr 12 10:53
It's a matter of learning from others then building your own oracle rather replicating someone else's.
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