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My husband can do the work of two men. Unfortunately those men are Laurel and Hardy
I was worried about my health, so I went to see my GP. I said “Is it too late for me as a fat middle aged woman?” He said “No, it’s never too late, just do something a couple of times a week that gets you slightly out of breath.” So I started smoking again. I’ve got a soft spot for Nick Clegg. Face down on Hackney marshes. Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate. They say revenge is a dish best eaten cold, but for most people, by the time it’s ready to eat, they just don’t fancy it any more. I like men. They are hugely entertaining, but they have a lot of shortcomings and you just have to bear those in mind. Jo Brand Jokes |
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I took my husband to the hospital yesterday to have 17 stitches out - that'll teach him to buy me a sewing kit for my birthday.
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Hideous woman......imo!
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It never occured to me, but is she related to Russell Brand?
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STUDYFORM has just illustrated why I should have written “or both” after my post.
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You beat me to it Torquemada.
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Probably a new experience for you Doc - Coming second.
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Speaking of getting confused and imagining things, perhaps you would care to read my post again.
I didn’t mention Labour or Corbyn once. It was only you who did that in a pathetic attempt to conflate an argument. Some might say how very typical of a socialist liberal, but I’m far too polite to stoop so low. |
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Go on then, I'll bite.
If the BBC is ultra left wing does that not align with Corbyn's policies, meaning they would support him overtly? |
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The BBC is ultra left wing yet Torque can't bring himself to claim that it supports the mainstream left wing vehicle in UK politics or the most prominent politician of that movement.
Does the BBC have a prominent position on funding of public services, taxing the rich or some other left wing positions? I suppose they might be against themselves being privatised. |
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It is very left wing of them to continually platform shady right wing think tanks to lie unchallenged also
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In fairness when Jezza only has a surface level of intelligence its hard to know what the left represent. If the great leader can't explain himself who can expect the average man in the street to know what the left is about ?
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Good one, there has never been a left wing person before Jeremy
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Crippen and Torque are supposed to be far more intelligent than dumb lefties like myself, that's all
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I only wish the left wing,as you so quaintly put it aaron, had stood on their own platform instead of behaving like cuckoos and jumping into Labour's nest. Then we could really see how much the people of UK want them on their own policies.
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Labour policy polls far more popular than labour politicians do, it's the reason there has been 4 years of seething about Corbyn
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The BBC’s obvious left wing bias being exposed yet again with that debate fiasco.
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Quite a few on here in complete denial of the facts. They’re are utterly deluded.
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The time surely must be coming where the BBC is broken up and the licence fee scrapped. They are now simply a left wing mouthpiece and no longer fit for purpose as a state broadcaster.
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We need to sell it off at half price, so the lads in the city can make a few quid before they sell it on to the French and the Germans.
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Aah torq, you've resurfaced.
Any chance of answering my question petal? |
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BBC exposed as seething lefties for not allowing bull****s to go unchallenged, and allowing 5 Tory MPs to make attacks on the left wing leader unchallenged
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Crikey aaron, you are prolific mate. 259 k posts in 10 years,haven't you got a life or are you paid by Labour central office to troll right wingers ?
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wax on
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wax off
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wax on
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wax off
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They soon add up.
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