Send Diane into her office to smother her with the massive bazoomas.

Peston not my favourite scribe, but he does speak his mind now & again:

I have just read the Sunday papers and I wish I hadn’t, because I am now so fed up I just want to get back under the duvet. Whether it’s the lies and hate engendered in the Tory party over Brexit, or disgusting antisemitic remarks by Labour members revealed in Sunday Times, my job has turned into the chronicler of the last day’s of Rome. So depressing

the 2 scrotes who i despise most in politics; sat next to each other in the House; is pure hell for me to watch & endure. I dislike many many others, but that is because of reasons of ineptitude, cowardice, & general platitudes. Those 2 however, are devious beyond contempt. I'm pretty sure given the time, they could bring the world to an end

she wouldn't get out of the House alive

a better letter from Mark Francois to Graham Brady - Chairman of the grey suits:

“We simply cannot go on like this, with a weak leader, a riven Cabinet and a party in despair.

“I believe Theresa May has been a failure as leader of our party, which she now threatens to destroy. Hers is a classic example of hubris – and after hubris comes nemesis.”

Mr Francois, who is deputy chair of the European Research Group of eurosceptic Tories, said that it was “literally incredible” that Mrs May was discussing a possible compromise Brexit deal with Jeremy Corbyn and that she was contemplating European Parliament elections in which Tory candidates would be “slaughtered”.

“We are living in a world gone mad,” he said. “A Conservative Prime Minister, who voted Remain, egged on by a coterie of neo-federalist civil servants and a powerful Remainiac cabal in the Cabinet, has tried – and failed three times – to pass a draft treaty through the House of Commons which would lock us into a customs union forever.”
Unless MPs act, the UK risks “being forced into a customs union with Labour support, which is completely at variance with the manifesto on which we were elected”, he warned.

Mr Francois said: “In 36 years as a member of the Conservative Party, I have never known our MPs, councillors and activists to be as angry and disillusioned as they are today.”

The former shadow Europe minister said that any deal with Labour based on Mrs May’s Withdrawal Agreement was “extremely unlikely to pass”, as opposition on the Tory benches was growing once more.

Branding Mr Corbyn a “committed Marxist, a lifelong CND supporter and a man who would quite willingly disarm this country of its defences”, he claimed that the Labour leader was “taking advice on the negotiations from Sinn Fein/IRA”.

Meanwhile, he accused Brexiteers in the Cabinet of doing “absolutely nothing save consume vast quantities of pizza” as “riven by personal ambition, they keep their heads firmly below the parapet, many of them hoping that by sitting out this great battle for the destiny of our country, they will somehow inherit the crown”.

Mr Francois said he hoped that the EU27 leaders would “kick us out of the EU” on Wednesday by refusing to grant an extension to the Brexit process.

And he said that an indicative vote shortly before Wednesday’s scheduled meeting of the 1922 Committee would make it clear to the EU27 that Mrs May could no longer command the majority needed in Parliament to deliver a Brexit deal, making it “extremely unlikely” they would grant an extension.

“Our future is therefore literally in the hands of 313 Tory MPs,”
Enough is enough. If she goes by Wednesday we can Leave on Friday.”

I've been 'advising' them to do this for a while; only one problem, they need another 170 of them!

468 mp,s voted against no deal,one would think been able to count is mandatory for an mp, but thar ya go,

in a competitive field mr francois has managed to top the polls of mp,s dredging the gutter

you,d have said the same about a years extension a month ago now its revoke or years extension, bridgen been on today quite happy with a years extension

balderdash, try reading what i post on here. I said 1.01 a 12 month extension the other week, after previously saying it for weeks earlier

is this francois admitting its alright asking people a 2nd time within 4 months if they've changed their minds about their vote

and it has bugger all to do with 8 months left. The media will not tell you that she can be removed

asking who?

tory mp,s
erg/ brexiteers becoming a laughing stock struggling to find people to put in front of camera,s without making fools of themselves
JRM
FRANCOIS
GEY STUART SAYING BREAKING THE LAW NO PROBLEM
THE LOONEY POLISH MP
IDS IN HIS FLYING GEAR /BENTLY PROMISING MRS MAY HE,LL DELIVER THE VOTES
BOJO/ HIDING FROM NOT DECLARING BUISNESS INTERESTS/ AGAIN
PATTERSON WILL BE KEEPING HIS HEAD DOWN BEEN INVESTIGSTED CASH FOR LOBBYING
ETC ETC

slow down. 1st TP, you seem to be gasket blowing. Now i know how frustrating it is to be hoodwinked by the nutcase, but when you get into bed with her, this is what to expect. Jezza is finished

i will eat my own weight in snails if Macron vetoes the extension. Or any other member states favourite filth meal for that matter

from Kuenssberg:

"Labour has received an updated offer from govt as part of ongoing Brexit negotiations - at this stage, it is not a clear offer of moving to a customs union, sources say - but ministers have offered a guarantee of putting the offer into law, a so called 'lock'
But anxiety on Labour side as even primary legislation could still be unpicked by next Tory leader - so even if 2 sides can reach agreement on customs not clear they'll be able to deliver a deal politically, especially given strong desire in big chunk of PLP for another ref"

my guess is she is being told what plans are awaiting her; ie if she doesn't resign, then the Party is doomed. plus a N/C vote will be unleashed which will effectively put Corbyn in charge, if only for 14 days

Barnier talking through his arriss (as usual)

nah enjoying the ride,not bothered either way,
got a part time job counting the actors of the stage,

still waiting for a big hitting brexiteer cabinet minister to leave the stage

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