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Quirky.
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Quirkier.
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Stop it!
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That is the best one by far...I'm gonna copy it!
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Looks like the actor who played Helen Keller's brother in the 1962 film.
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I see her as a FELICIA CRANBERRY.
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Felicia too similar to Fellatio. Once again you give yourself away ...
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why is everything a knob gag?
no wonder artists that paint six foot wangs are celebrated? |
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Ya nutbox, BODIL...
...Quoting u2 lyrics as well!You mean, once again YOU give yerself away! plural noun: felicitations; noun: felicitation words expressing praise for an achievement or good wishes on a special occasion. ------------------- Now, what about CRANBERRY...?  |
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Nice portrait of Bodil...
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That's odd. Went away a million miles and suddenly back here.
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I know what I am but I don't give a damn.
The wonderful Mary Gauthier. |
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MG great - but you knew that already.
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BULLSEYE marathon on challenge tv...
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Got diverted by Jocky Wilson and John Lowe...and northerners who were elated at winning a microwave science oven and 200 quid...
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John Hurt gone. Ah. Jocky Wilson dead. John Lowe still ...
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Never heard of this Mary Gauthier
 Since Christmas, it's all been FLAMING LIPS and TAME IMPALA! |
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JOCKY WILSON SAID...I'M IN HEAVEN WHEN YER SMILE!
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mike gregory scores 203 for charity...nice 80s darts shirt with blue sash...
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An excerpt from L'ART MODERNE ET LA MAIS MENSUELLEMENT...my interview with legendary art critic BERNARD CRAGS-ARMAND...
--------------- BERNARD CRAGS-ARMAND : You recently sold Portrait of Felicia Cranbury for 150,000 EUROS to a well known Dutch collector... VELASQUEZ : You mean CRANBERRY...Yes, it was part of my acclaimed BAD PORTRAITS exhibition in Slamannan. BERNARD CRAGS-ARMAND : Yet strictly speaking, this is a copy of someone else's work...have you had any legal problems? VELASQUEZ : Of course not - I'm sure everyone in Europe recognised that, through irony, I've created a whole new work of art...in a very real Baudrillardian sense, I've made the so called original better...just like when I sold my SMILEY BRICK WALL WITH GRAFFITI SERIES for 800,000 EUROS to a Belgian collector in Belguim. BERNARD CRAGS-ARMAND : You mean BELGIUM...? VELASQUEZ : Not necessarily. BERNARD CRAGS-ARMAND : Did the artists you borrowed from receive ANY money from you? VELASQUEZ : No...I wouldn't insult another artist by offering mere cash...instead, I gave those artists some virtual fruit...or at least, I intend to do this...this...fruit THING. BERNARD CRAGS-ARMAND : Now that you are cash-rich, I suppose you will work on a larger scale...? VELASQUEZ : Yes, ABSO-FECKING-LUTELY!...my next project is called PIE SHOP IN COWDENBEATH, in which I intend to run a fully functioning Forfar BRIDIE shop in Arbroath, which, paradoxically, stocks no pies. BERNARD CRAGS-ARMAND : A pie-free pie shop, if you will...? VELASQUEZ : Yes...that is a marvellous summation if I might say so...I expect 80 % of the costs to be funded by prestigious Dutch and Belgian patrons....we will also stock FRUIT and convenient veg like ripe corn in a tin. BERNARD CRAGS-ARMAND : Thank you. VELASQUEZ : No probs....here, have a free tin of ripe corn - it keeps you regular. |
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 For you, Zorro - happy new year. Can you half it with Foinavon, please? |
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That was done very quickly?
I want the movie rights spin offs and residuals. or some virtual fruit. |
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Zorro - could you put those 2 drawings together for a SPOT THE DIFFERENCE COMP...?
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Foinavon can have all the pineapple - I'm off fruit... my stomach can't handle it.
Can only handle veg. |
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oi vey - why me? My energy level is too low? I need some chocolate sent to my address. who among the brethren has large stocks of Kitkats to bless my weary bones.
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ok - BUT AT SOME POINT YOU MAY FEEL...COMPELLED TO DO SO...
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DONE - it's in the pending stage - give it three days to clear?
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Will you settle for a day and a half?
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Betfair needs to approve it? it's submitted to the academy d'arte de bete fayre.
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Yes it is. You are correct. We shall have no requirement to negotiate.
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Thanks for the pineapple Zorro, I hear the juice shrinks gums and makes your teeth fall out.
Velasquez promised me a whole pineapple the other day, and I was going to send Donald over to collect it for me. He just lurves Scatlin. |
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and Belguim
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 save and spot the differences. |
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when two become one...
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