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hope yer no telling "Porkies" Tom
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haha!
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Flipping heck
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Prat and pillock.
And dating - who does that? It's just hook ups these days |
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Swizzle
My foot! Get weaving |
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Ponce
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Smart minds Betfair!!!
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Nancy Boy
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Lucozade aids recovery
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Chinese burn
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A Mars a day helps you work, rest and play
... and become a fat fooker with rotten teeth and diabetes |
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Watch your language sir,there are ladies present.
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The pips are going
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Crash the ash
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Chinny reckon, said whilst stroking a non existent beard to express disbelief.
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Stap Me Vitals.....
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Kibosh
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courting
getting engaged bring the coal in love fancy a game of marbles/conkers |
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Saving up for something
Bottom drawer All mouth and no trousers (and variations) On yer bike |
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Wife/girlfriend..."Partner" is bloody ridiculous
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I brought the coal in earlier - and do most days.
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I remember the wireless, but it was more often called the tranny
![]() Oriental - that's also disappeared/been kidnapped by the PC brigade |
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Racist been replaced by islamophobia
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