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hit parade......download chart
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charabanc - coach
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I wonder if you could help me. I want to buy a gramophone.
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Darky = oppressed minority.
Muzzy = oppressed minority. Chinky = oppressed minority. Paki = oppressed minority. Lezzer = oppressed minority. Mong = oppressed minority. **** = oppressed minority. |
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**** = kweer.
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White English - oppressed majority.
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exchange
winners are welcome |
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The 'Eeny, meeny, miney, mo' song.
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Wireless.....do people still have these?
Hoovering.....don't you mean vacuuming (even that sounds a tad out of date)? Can I borrow your Biro....do you mean Ball Point Pen? A more recent one....Filming, when referring to recording on a solid state device. Going to "The Pictures".....again, a ridiculous expression even back in the day! Blimey, I still use all those expressions. Oops… sorry I meant ‘Fck me, I still say that sh!t’. |
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happy to be gay
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blimey, "gay" made it past the mods?
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cushdy
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A more recent one....Filming
I notice some people still say 'taping'. Some people taping these days have grown up without ever having seen a machine that uses tapes. |
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Also record, Flowermyth - now CD / download / whatever, as in, "I bought Lemmy's new record the other day."
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"flat screen TV" - famously used by the Mail and expree to describe the oppulent life of a dole scrounger ... now it's the only type of TV
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"The right honourable" to describe an MP - surely an oxymoron and no longer applicable
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Floppy disk
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Gadzooks
Guttersnipe Ne'er do well |
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half caste - which now goes down as "mixed race"
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Being responsible ... now being a victim
Being fat ... over active something or other, usually a gob |
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did the hoovering early AP
Still used by people i work with |
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Lie (and being caught out) ... mis-spoke
And new one today for me, courtesy of this very forum ... Jumping about and shaking your fat @rse about like an idiot ... twerking |
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Working men's clubs - now it's all twerking men's clubs
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Randy.
Well and truly seen off by horny. |
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horny - lol, what a load pish that one is!
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D1ckhead or rather the international hand signal for it,I did it to a friend in her twenties and she thought I was calling her a unicorn lol
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And fingering ,what ever happened to that,it's all about
the fist these days |
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Apparently, @nal is de riguer these days ...when I were a lad, only p00fters did that (to each other) ...
Chin chin, bottoms up! |
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'Pukka'
I actually heard a sports reporter on Talksport when asked he was was say 'pukka'. |
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I'll type that again in English.
'Pukka' A talksport presenter when asked how he was, replied, "pukka". |
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Jack and Coke = Lemmy
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^ no extras, just Coke.
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with a touch of Jack
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"Numpty" - yet that boring, egomaniac, dinosaur Alan Brazil uses it everyday on his morning show on TalkSport whenever he disagrees with someone.
It makes me cringe whenever I hear him use the expression. It's such a pleasure tuning in when he doesn't turn up (usually due to being sozzled from the night before) and Danny Kelly takes the helm. |
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I still say I'm videoing something even though it's on Sky+
Just habit. |
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No Ham Heid is a Lezza, imo.
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I still say I've seen something on ceefax - even though it's the very limited information you get 'behind the red button' on BBC these days.
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