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Trivial things that really get on your tits
Trivial things that really get on your tits
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i have to agree with Fabulous' list, however the post was marred by having an "an hilarious" in it. That only very mildly gets in the vicinity of being on my t1ts.
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typing t1ts when tits isn't on the filter list gets on my tits.
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johnnyrant 03 Jul 13 10:19
wedding lists - specifically being given some John Lewis web address to purchase something from a long list of required items. Firstly, how materialistic is it to expect your friends to basically deck out your new home with everything you want or the new facking one - just a bank account number so they can fack off somewhere on honeymoon to take pictures of their feet/sand |
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the way some choice american words get a new pronunciation every couple of years, instigated by the jew overlords no doubt.
dah-ta... day-ta etc |
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Although becoming less trivial with the passage of time, my tits are starting to get on my tits.
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People who think everything is a Jewish conspiracy.
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Suspicious looking salt beef bagels
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Oi vey
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They can look as suspicious as they like, no problem eating one or three though
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Channel 4's decision to broadcast the call to prayer during Ramadan in an obvious move to get on the tits of the indigenous population and stir-up unrest against the peace-loving muslim community.... I think we know which skull-cap wearing ethnic string-pulling community are behind this...
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I'm one of those annoying b*ggers who always goes off piste when it comes to the wedding list. I work on the principle that the only reason a good port decanter or claret jug can possibly have been left off the list is because of the missus, so they get one anyway. The groom probably deserves a Pyhrric victory before the lifetime of nagging that'll ensue.
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Speaking of Pyrrh, why does nobody ask for Myrrh any more? If it was good enough for J. Christ it's good enough for the future Mr & Mrs Arnold Grumblespooge.
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Can you get bathroom myrrhors at John Lewis?
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Sorry erse, I'm clearly not that bright, will try harder
 Great shout johnnyrant about blokes on a stag do. People who go to a music festival for the weekend, and it's a mudbath, resulting in them coming home with a rather nasty case of trenchfoot. Instead of being honest and saying they hated every minute of it, and spent the entire weekend wishing they were at home with a warm bed and a shower, they'll claim that the weather didn't matter, and they loved every minute of it..........some will even claim that the somme like conditions actually added to the ecperience. Liars. |
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The way Sue Barker says, 'Dav-eeed Ferrer'. Her intro pieces each day & generally the way she speaks - her delivery, her tone, her banal questions… And this becomes even more annoying with Tiger Timmy alongside her, who keeps saying, 'Very much so' at the outset of his replies - just count how many times he uses this expression
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"like"
Please use another verbal crutch. |
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Self-service checkouts at supermarkets.
There are no basket only checkouts at a major supermarket chain (not going to name them, but they begin with "M" and end with "orrisons") where I pass by on work runs, and with the few other manned checkouts clogged by old gits who have all day to do their shopping but choosing instead to get in the way at lunchtime, had no choice but to attempt to use one this afternoon. There was even a queue for those, and already feeling angry with a very large basket of items, I knew it was going to end badly. First two items are 2 boxes of cereal, and with no room on there for anything else once they're in the bag, what choice have you got but to take the bag off? But OH NO, the blasted thing doesn't like that. 'Wrong weight' it tells you, and you have to stand there like a lemon while it informs you optimistically, 'An Assistant is coming!' Except one isn't coming. Because they're dealing with all of the other problems that the self-service area is throwing up aren't they? So you stand there, and stand there, and stand there, and stand there, and stand there. And the ignorant staff don't even have the courtesy to look you and tell you that they'll be with you as soon as they can. No, you just stand there, and stand there, and stand there, and stand there some more as your anger rises further in this cesspit of modern progress. So, you ask, 'can I have some help please,' and the feckwit snidely sneers some response that confirms that you really are a piece of turd on the bottom of her shoe. So, finally, the fuse snaps. 'Ah, forget it,' and walk out... I'd still be standing there now if I hadn't. |
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Good shout Nibbsy, a supermarket near me, well it's officially a Tesco Express but it's very big so I would call it a supermarket do not have manned tills after 8.00pm til close at 11.00pm. So you have no choice but to use the self service scanners. One evening they had four staff on duty helping people scan their stuff who couldn't work the things out. I just said to them, instead of doing that why don't three of you jump behind a till and start serving normally? They looked at me sheepishly and said that wasn't allowed by the store manager! You just couldn't make it up.
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What you don't know Slippy is that I deliberately sabotaged it to make sure that you were off your game when we face off on the winner takes all VC competition. Assume you're talking about the one at the end of Park Hall Lane. If not, my nefarious antics have all been for nothing!
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Morrisons, Asda, Sainsburys, Lidl, Aldi, Waitrose, Tesco and all, don't bother me at all.
I bought Mrs SF a car years ago, and she does all the shopping.  |
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Gary Richardson's abysmal interviewing at Wimbledon - he tries to be this grand inquisitor but consistently asks ridiculous questions & makes himself sound like the junior report on the local rag. Wish Murray would just chin him one day post-match.
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Sean in Corrie
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That interview was abysmal.
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It wasn't that good
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self service at Asda darn worsbro is a fekkin right laugh,everybody pretends to scan the items and then do one.
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I don't think the supermarket staff can just 'nip' behind the checkouts as and when they want. There are rules to be followed and discipline to be maintained.
David Ferrer is French (I think) and so he is NOT called Day-vid. Some of these examples only go to show how important trivialities have become to some people. I despair. |
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David Moyes is Scottish... doesn't mean we have to call him Deeved Moyce
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9.00 AM appointment at the Doctors, he sees me at 9.50, no friggin apology & you just want to shout out why the bloody delay.
You cant though, its your doctor you have to bite your lip, BASTIDO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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I had an appointment a few weeks ago at 9.20am. Got there at 9am and was told the surgery was running an hour late. They opened the surgery at 9am.
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Oh dear pumps, the rash still not cleared up then?
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Its really annoying Mr Eb, what really gets me is this doctor calls one in they leave & instead of calling the next patient within 90 sec its about an eight minute wait between patients ffs !!!!!!!
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Its the old elastic band trouble Slipps its leaving a rash on my thigh.
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Why do Doctors or Consultants NEVER aplogise for keeping you waiting?
Are they trained not to? What's the thinking behind their lack of manners? |
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Elitism springs to mind
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Yep. Same thing at a B&Q I went to recently, the store was virtually dead and yet there was two morons standing at the self service area 'ready to help' when they could have been more helpful at a till!
Ridiculous. That sends me into orbit, Nibbsy - even if it's probably a Trainee Moron and a Training Officer (Morons) |
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In my experience there is an arrogance amongst some members of the "professions" in terms of how they treat their clients.
I'm talking about doctors, dentists, accountants etc. Almost an attitude like, "I'm the dentist, you're the patient. Do as you're told" Better than it was 20 years ago though |
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It's because of their imbued: "Don't you realise? I AM a doctor" superiority complex, which (unfortunately) makes the shysters even more aloof than the Queen talking to Balding, as they seem to think their patients are thicker than the scum beneath their bathtubs, on the whole.
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They've seen your quiz scores then
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Snap, Nick - but I've found it (them) worse in the last few years than it (they) was (were) 20 years ago.
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