motd ,whenever hansen or lawrenson are on they have to show how many league titles they have won ,ffs we already know ,you show the same f,king thing every week

Football commentators who endlessly explain the away goal rule in European Ties. Yeah, we know!

TV Companies who show the lead up to a goal in a highlights package by the use of about 8 different cameras, with the eventual goal itself being used by a camera attached to the corner flag. Really captures the moment

Regional TV News Reporters who get dispatched to a primary school, to report on some half baked anti-drink/smoking/drugs/racism/glue-smoking campaign, thought up by some seat warmer in a local council. Instead of doing the reporting themselves, the lazy f'ckers get a load of f'ckin 6 years old to tell the camera, that drugs are bad, racism is bad, cause we're all the same...etc. Each and every one of them a future chainsmoking, alcoholic, pill popping racist.

*thinking

People who squeeze every loaf of bread on the shelf to check freshness.

1) they likely come from only a couple of batches so look at the sell-by date ffs

2) with sliced bread, you are mainly feeling how tightly it has been packed.

People who do the same with unwrapped rolls (and unwashed hands) deserve to be burnt at the same stake as the supermarket bosses who let them.

Buying light bulbs. The array of bulbs available now is mind-boggling and it fills me with dread when I have to pop down B&Q to find the bulb that fits the fancy light fitting the missus thought it was wise to invest in.

http://www.sodahead.com/united-states/british-supermarket-bans-shopping-in-pajamas-does-it-bother-you-when-you-see-people-shopping-in-the/question-854639/?link=ibaf&q=women%2Bin%2Btheir%2Bpajamas%2B%2Bsupermarkets&imgurl=images.sodahead.com%2Fpolls%2F000854639%2Fpolls_mr_f027dd09ebc25b_xlarge.jpeg

With more and more men and women wearing sweatpants, gym clothes, and pajamas outside of the home, we began to wonder if people were becoming too lazy for real clothes. Well, UK supermarket chain Tesco is cracking down on the sloppy attire and now banning "nightwear" from their stores. Their Wales location posted these signs at the entrance:

"To avoid causing embarrassment to others we ask that our customers are appropriately dressed when visiting our store (footwear must be worn at all times and no nightwear is permitted)."

Security guards are enforcing the new dress code after an excess of mothers have gone shopping at Tesco in their pajamas after dropping their children off at school. "We do not have a strict dress code, but we don't want people shopping in their nightwear in case it offends other customers," a Tesco spokesman. "We're not a nightclub with a strict dress code, and jeans and trainers are of course more than welcome. We do, however, request that customers do not shop in their PJs or nightgowns."

We think it's one thing to wear PJs in the car when you drop your kid off at school, but another to go on a public shopping excursion in a robe and slippers. We wouldn't mind if more stores enforced similar rules, but Tesco customers are outraged.

The Daily Mail interviewed a few shoppers about their reaction to the dress code, including 24-year-old mom Elaine Carmody, who was kicked out of the store. "I've got lovely pairs of pajamas, with bears and penguins on them," says Carmody. "I've worn my best ones today, just so I look tidy. I walked in with my trolley [shopping cart] and the security guard came over and told me to leave. He said it offends people. But I've never seen anyone offended. You see loads of people going in wearing jogging bottoms, what's the difference?" Another angry mother said, "This is just pathetic and shows how snobbish some people can be. Do they have any idea how difficult it is to get three kids off to school when you are a single parent? You haven't even got time for a cup of tea never mind getting all dolled up."

While we'd agree with that, it really should only take a minute to throw on a pair of jeans and sneakers.
Where do you stand on PJs in public? Do you go out in your jammies, or do you think it's inappropriate?

wire coat hangers

horrible bstards

Supermodels that lend their name to a successful fashion item who are then referred to as," successful business women."
Go and market something you created with nuts and bolts in your garage.Then I'll be impressed.

Lying facedown on an A&E bed listening to the  s****s of some insolent student nurses, who are young enough to be your grand-daughters, just because by a freak, but plausible, set of circumstances an aubergine has become stubbornly lodged up your rectum.

Going back to A&E two weeks later after slipping whilst dusting the top of the wardrobe naked and landing, bottom first, on an upright cucumber which refuses to budge from your back passage.

People who carelessly leave phallic shaped vegetables around the house where you wouldn't expect to find them... accidents waiting to happen imvho.

The plethora of porn freely available... in the olden days an appropriate newspaper tucked under the arm as "reading matter" as you went to the lavatory could be relied upon to provide the goods. Nowadays, when you take the laptop in there it takes ages flicking through 20+ pages of thumb-nailed suggestions before finding something that is fit for purpose.

Everyone that lives In Ilford pays council tax to London Borough Of Redbridge, however having lived in Ilford all my life I regard it as in Essex though its been a long time since it has actually been Essex, I am sure they will get around to changing the postcode within the next 100 years or so.

People with bad B.O who travel by bus.

People who haven't worked out that the most efficient way to combine two traffic lanes into one is by taking turns at the point of confluence (as recommended by the police and other highway authorities)... otherwise you get huge long unnecessary build ups of traffic along one lane whilst the perfectly roadworthy other lane is left relatively empty and unused.

The National Lottery/Lotto/Any TV Lottery - essentially a clever way of fleecing poor people. Nat Cassidy fronting the Health Lottery on C5 - especially horrific stuff

yep, that's fine

Television sports presenters talking over the stadium PA system to make announcements: eg Sue Barker at Wimbledon and Clare Balding at the Derby. It is their job to report the event, not take part in it.

brain dead jockeys

Patra, I've seen that one. btw google "private browsing". Firefox & Chrome have this feature at least.

gotcha, just making sure

Lazy bastards who leave all the forum crap on a copied post.

Don't they realise that the reader has to read all their sh1t to make sure he hasn't missed amything.

Here's a prime example:

boxingthefox
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Have I missed something here?
Yes it seems you have missed everything, no surprise there then.

And another one from the same thread


rob_dylan
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No doubt to me that bito is a complete and utter nutjob.
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Yes, and a credit to the forum. Some top bombing tonight

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What the fack is wrong with you people?

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boxingthefox

SlippyBlue
Have I missed something here?

Yes it seems you have missed everything, no surprise there then

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rob_dylan

SlippyBlue 
No doubt to me that bito is a complete and utter nutjob.

Yes, and a credit to the forum. Some top bombing tonight

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Not too hard is it?

Twunts.

People who claim the dole or other benefits even though they know they are illegible.


People who reply to the previous post with something they think is quite clever but is really very stupid.

People who are about to play a big game of sport and say 'I/We have nothing to lose'.....